Your momma jokes

[Guest Duke Nukem]

I know this has absolutely nothing to do with Doom but i was thinkin em up and i think they are pretty funny. Feel free to post your own.

1. Your Momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
2. Your momma is so dumb she stole the free press.
3. Your momma is so fat in elementry school she sat next to all the kids.
4. Your momma is so dumb she sold her car for gas money.

[Guest Sethsez]

I prefer blonde jokes. Here's a good one:

Why was the blonde's belly button bleeding?

Wait a little for the answer.......

[Gokuma]

Your mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she really sits around the house.

Your mamma's house is dirty the roaches ride around in dune buggies.

Your mamma's so stupid she gets a pack of 6 chicken nuggets and complains about it missing 3.

Your mamma's so old that when she says she found Jesus, she means she actually met the guy.

Your mamma's so fat that when she puts on her BVDs it spells BOULEVARD.

Your mamma's so lame she plays Q2 not just for the good mods.

[Guest Sethsez]

Sethsez said:

I prefer blonde jokes. Here's a good one:

Why was the blonde's belly button bleeding?

Wait a little for the answer.......

Blonde men are dumb too.

[stphrz]

ROFL! How about this one:

Why do blondes prefer electric lawnmowers over gas powered ones?

Because they can use the power cord to find their way back to the house.

:)

[Guest Sethsez]

Hows about:

How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil.

:P

[Guest mr maker]

here are some of the best ones i've heard:

your momma's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
your momma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter
your momma's so poor she has to pay attention in installments
your momma's so fat they use her belly button for a bomb shelter