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Guest Kracov

Greetings, all Poopers.
First of all, i would like to say that im 21 years old. What im about to say is just nonesense. Im really just a funny guy like Fraggle, Hellbent, or even Macvilewhore. This post may be deleted instantly, but i do not care. I just wanna have my own fun!

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical... summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Santa is crossing the home plate, the easter bunny hopping in the outfield to get the fly ball, frankenstien guarding the home plate, a witch flying to get the fly ball from the easter bunny, and dracula is batting next. what will happen? who will lose? win? die? surely this will be a great moment in history.

Why do i like to be senseless? Well lets see.... because it contributes for the better of my Goodwill charity- giving gifts to the Hobo's and Carnies. i feel sorry for them. Sometimes i even invite them to my house. They would mingle, they would womanize, but most of all, they would pee freely, as if they never have before. It's always a tearful and joyous moment.

People who contributed to my life and helped me become who i am now:
gary spaulding, dan pillman, jason foreman, gus spender, jack stuart, joe baldwin, william hendriksen, george mattingly, saul arrons, ryan o'grady, harry krupps, kris williams, joe pratt, henry duboise, patrick lee, fred thompson, ed cantwell, tom jenkins, jerry hills, bill spengler, roy prellis, george sacomano, mark texeira, stanley harris, jason root, chris claremont, jack friedman, craig capullo, matthew jenison, william crawford, phil jackson, michael richardson, ben wright, joe o'neal, walter speilman, aaron meyers, deacon caldwell, patrick harrison, gary singer, dennis newman, trent falks, mike orwell, kent waldman, jack eriksson, lloyd dalton, chad portman, stuart boyd, eric winchester, rob boerman, henry white, lloyd christmas, gary strattson, kurt byers, phillip watterson, burt grandfalls, paul stanton, jason renault, gordon matheson, bill hearst, mike wilson, tony jackman, paul gordon, jerry westscott, troy kennings, thomas dell.

Remember, this post has NOTHING to do with ANYTHING. so you dont have to read it. thank you.

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