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Sir Fragsalot

Who is Deadnail?

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He is the boogie man. The evil that stalks by night. The stuff of nightmares. He has risen from the abyss known as the Doom3 forums. He's going to destroy us all. Oh, woe is the Doom community. The hour of our demise approches...

SAVE YOURSELF IF YOU CAN!

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Hiya there, bucko. I usually hang out in the D3 forum but I decided to start checking around the general one too.

Since you're curious, people pretend to be scared around me because they think I'm homicidal. Sure, I have a genetic chemical imbalance but it's nothing that can't be fixed with surgery and an expensive prescription. I also have a nice leather trenchcoat and since I can easily spot the difference between an HK USP Match .45 and an M1911A1 people think that I know TOO much about guns.

I don't know TOO much, hell, just TWO years ago I didn't know jack about guns. I just started picking up on them... I find them fascinating.

They say that a fascination with firearms is a mental sickness, but I can't figure out why. It doesn't harm anyone, and I really like target shooting. I do have a problem with anger but it's not like I genuinely contemplate shooting people or anything. As much pain as I've had... I hate to see people in pain and I couldn't even bring myself to slap my girlfriend when I found out she was fucking Mexicans for free cocaine.

I guess I'm always non-violent in behavior but I do have a lot of compounded rage, which I like to expend in first person shooter games. It's good for release. I don't role play or anything, pretending that it's me with the gun mowing down people I don't like.

Christ, I'm apologizing again for doing nothing wrong.

Well, FYI, the Japanese Kanji in my icon are the two words Hen and Tai, which when put together mean pervert. Apparantly in Chinese it means 'gay' but then again I don't trust my source on that nearly as far as I could throw him. I also prefer my nickname to be in all lowercase, not capitalized thank you.

Oh well. It's Christmas day and I'm waiting for everyone else to wake the hell on up.

So, in conclusion bucko, they're just fuckin' wit' me. Nothing serious. You should, however, fear Elyuca with great prejudice. One look at his old signature and you'd know why. =)

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deadnail said:

I couldn't even bring myself to slap my girlfriend when I found out she was fucking Mexicans for free cocaine.

Sheesh it must have cost her a fortune, how much cocaine did she have to give them? :)

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deadnail said:

As long as you don't wank over copies of Soldier of Fortune magazine like some people do, you're okay in my book :)

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WhiteNoise said:

Hey... we're not ALL scary...

Umm... Yes you are. I have nightmares about the Doom 3 forum. If the Doom 3 forum were an episode of Doom, it would be Inferno, because going there is like going to Hell. I think that anything that emerges from that place should be blasted with a shotgun immediately.

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Sir Fragsalot said:

Well, you seem nice enough.

Don't be fooled! For it is written evil hath the power to assume a pleasing shape...

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geekmarine said:

Umm... Yes you are. I have nightmares about the Doom 3 forum. If the Doom 3 forum were an episode of Doom, it would be Inferno, because going there is like going to Hell. I think that anything that emerges from that place should be blasted with a shotgun immediately.

Oh... yeah... forgot... it sucks there. If I actually had a life, I would probably not go there myself...

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