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Don Incognito

How do I..........STOP EATING MY FEET?

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Yo, dip your feet in hydrocloric acid, combined with pure battery acid. Then call me in da morning bro!
:P

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Don Incognito said:

I don't have any of those!

Play Doom! It will destract you for hours and hours ;)

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Guest fraggle`

How do I..... STOP EATING YOUR MOM?

help!!

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Let your neighbor borrow them.

Or better yet, ship them to India.

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Don Incognito said:

I don't have your number!

Yo here be mah digits: 1-666-HELLS-NO!
There ya go, dawg! Have ya went out and bought da acids yet?

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Have you actually eaten parts of your feet? Are you concerned you might eat them completely? Is this some kind of neurotic obsession you just can't help yourself from doing? That sounds like a serious problem. Have you considered seeing a psychiatrist? I'm sure some shrink would love to try and understand the warped psychology involved in eating your own feet.

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I have 3 solutions for your little dilemma:

1. Remove your lower jaw, that way you cannot chew.
2. Wear a muzzle, that way you cannot open your mouth.
3. Wear steel-toed, hobnailed boots. That should stop your little problem right quick.

If none of these work, cook feet in beef stock with bay leaves, black pepper, and paprika. Add a bit of Tinactin to prevent tongue fungus, and enjoy.

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Simpler solution is to remove his hands so he couldn't type the stupid msg in the 1st place :)

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