Guest fragg Posted April 1, 2001 IMPORTANT PUBLIC NOTICE TO ALL MEMBERS: The following interesting (maybe even, kinda Serious) "Doomworld Official Staff-Actions" took place today....... (1) Arioch fired Linguica.... (2) Linguica then fired Mordeth.... (3) Mordeth then fired Arioch.... (4) Doomworld's pet dog "Bozo" then fired all Three.... (5) Doomworld's pet cat "Drunken Sarah" then fired Bozo.... (6) Doomworld's pet rat "Filthy Faggot" (pissed off by all the noise) came out of his hole, with loaded Shotgun.... (7) Everyone then called in their (Animal or Human) Brothers, Cousins, Uncles, In-Laws, Out-Laws, AND Mother-in-Laws..... (8) Heavy weapons fire now raging, all sides!!! (9) Stay tuned, for "Update" on these latest, very interesting "Doomworld Official Staff-Actions"..... (I'm rooting for "Faggot"). fragg 0 Share this post Link to post
X-DOOM Posted April 1, 2001 ???? I don't understand anything you wanna to said or given us ! Need some more, explain ! 0 Share this post Link to post
Linguica Posted April 1, 2001 HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! 0 Share this post Link to post
GooberMan Posted April 1, 2001 we'll be waiting for a historical re-enactment of these events in a Doom WAD (well at least I will....) 0 Share this post Link to post
geekmarine Posted April 1, 2001 (10) Geekmarine ordered an airstrike for the entire area, and then requested that it be quarantined for at least 500 years to prevent anyone else from being exposed to whatever caused all this violence. (11) Scientists discovered that Doom was NOT to blame, rather it was a piece of educational software that was accidently installed on their computer systems that teaches kids their ABC's and 123's. Apparently, it was too difficult, even on I'm Too Young to Learn, and the rage was a by-product of their frustration with the educational program. (12) Scientists also discovered that if they had spent less time playing Doom, they would have had time to learn useful skills such as those in the educational program, and this whole problem never would have occurred. (13) Geekmarine was dragged out back into the alley and repeatedly shot with a fully charged BFG for his insulting and blasphemous comments. (14) The mess left behind was licked up by "Bozo", "Drunken Sally", and "Filthy Faggot". (15) The day was honored as a historic event, nearly on the scale of importance as the release of Doom itself. 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest deathwarrior Posted April 1, 2001 Linguica said:HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! i'm about as confused as you. 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest fragg Posted April 1, 2001 geekmarine said: Hey, Geek great! Wish I'd thot of all that! Happy April Fools Day, everyone!!!! fragg 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest fragg Posted April 1, 2001 GooberMan said:we'll be waiting for a historical re-enactment of these events in a Doom WAD (well at least I will....) Hey goob, that's an idea, someone make a Wad outta all this, make sprites and post as "Doomworld Wars" I'll bet everyone would be playin' it 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest fragg Posted April 1, 2001 X-DOOM said:???? I don't understand anything you wanna to said or given us ! Need some more, explain ! HE, HA, X-dOOM, IT'S A JOKE!! "APRIL FOOLS DAY" JOKE. DO YOU CELEBRATE THAT DAY IN FRANCE? fragg 0 Share this post Link to post
X-DOOM Posted April 2, 2001 hahaha ! I'm not in France, i'm in Canada. Yes we celebrate it too, but in a certain ages, we stay away this idiots fishday 0 Share this post Link to post
