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Horrible question of the week

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Guest Cop999

what would that be for the question of the week, foddy?

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but...where's the question? c'mon, don't leave us hangin like that =(

well, I suppose I'd better think of something.......ok.

If a berserk pack contains enough stimulents and drugs and shit to turn your vision red, allow you to gib people with your fists, and potentialy make your heart explode....what happens if you use two in a row?

My guess is, err, something bad...but hey, I've been wrong before.=)

Perhaps the label should read something like "Abuse of this product has been known to cause adverse side effects, including, but not limited to:

insomnia, weight-loss, tremors, gran mal seizures, mania/hypomania, paranoid hallucinations, severe internal hemorrhaging, cerebral deterioration, certain birth defects, athletes foot, and DEATH. (a small percentage of test subjects have also experienced ETERNAL DAMNATION).......

this message brought to you by the Union Aerospace Corporation, in cooperation with the Surgeon General.

ok, how about some new questions, like, I dunno, the average air-speed of an unladen swallow or something.

C'mon, lets keep it rolling people^__^

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Cop999 said:

what would that be for the question of the week, foddy?

Well it's just a placeholder for whatever question needs to be posed :) I have made it my duty to make "horrible question of the week" a tradition :)

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After the fuss the other week when Toke inadvertantly left a Doom2.wad on his server and was accused of offering warez, I was suprised to see this by Nightfang over on his forums:

"From: NightFang (nightfang@truelights.com)
Date: 04/26/2001
Hahaha...you warez fiends!

........
If you cant tell, I actually support warez. If someone
wants to download Doom or Doom 2 ...go ahead! More power to
our Doom fans! And lets not forget this fact that its
pretty much safe to say that id isnt making very much money
off the game anymore...so warezing a old 1993 game from them
isnt going to make id collaspe as a corporation.

Well,...anyway, since this is my forum and I can do what I
want *hehe* check out the files section on *(edited by Fod)*

I'm sure you'll find some juicy iwads there. =)

Peace out and PLAY MORE DOOM! (...or zdaemon)"

I assume this will stop any possible inclusion of ZDaemon in a hoped for release by Id of a Doom compilation with ZDaemon included to promote DM play :(

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Speshul Eddy said:

Hmmm... Well, I think that berserk pack thing, combined with the trauma of being exposed to the full forces of Hell, was enough to drive our favorite space marine to insanity. That could explain why he is always happy to go trouncing back to Hell armed with nothing more than a pistol, and go on suicidal missions just to save the stinking planet again. May also explain deathmatch, where space marines just go around killing each other. The stress and all the drugs have thrown them over the edge, and without any demons around, their rage is focused on each other. Good gosh, those poor space marines.

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Would you rather:

1. Beat an Arch-Vile to death with a stale meatloaf,

or,

2. EAT said meatloaf.

Stale meatloaf can become so hard it can cause a concussion if thrown.

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Speshul Eddy said:

That's the medical warnings for the Stimpak from Starcraft!
The Stimpak rules.
I think that a Berserk Pack should kill you if you take more than one.

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Submerge said:

1. Beat an Arch-Vile to death with a stale meatloaf,or,2. EAT said meatloaf.

No worries. iddqd :-)

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fodders said:

After the fuss the other week when Toke inadvertantly left a Doom2.wad on his server and was accused of offering warez, I was suprised to see this by Nightfang over on his forums:

"From: NightFang (nightfang@truelights.com)
Date: 04/26/2001
Hahaha...you warez fiends!

........
If you cant tell, I actually support warez. If someone
wants to download Doom or Doom 2 ...go ahead! More power to
our Doom fans! And lets not forget this fact that its
pretty much safe to say that id isnt making very much money
off the game anymore...so warezing a old 1993 game from them
isnt going to make id collaspe as a corporation.

Well,...anyway, since this is my forum and I can do what I
want *hehe* check out the files section on *(edited by Fod)*

I'm sure you'll find some juicy iwads there. =)

Peace out and PLAY MORE DOOM! (...or zdaemon)"

I assume this will stop any possible inclusion of ZDaemon in a hoped for release by Id of a Doom compilation with ZDaemon included to promote DM play :(

apart from the name, is there any other difference between zdaemon and csdoom yet?

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Zeratul 982 said:

Yeah, but you have those medics to heal you up.

No, I mean it would make you explode on the inside, or something.

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Horrible question of the week:

"Have you noticed that you do this more than once a week?" :)

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Submerge said:

That's the medical warnings for the Stimpak from Starcraft!
The Stimpak rules.
I think that a Berserk Pack should kill you if you take more than one.

Well, most of it is. ^__^

Cool, I was wondering if someone would catch that. Whenever I see medical warnings on smokes and stuff, it always reminds me of that Stimpak warning =)

And yes, two Berserk packs would most definitely kill you. I hope Doom 3 has an inventory system similar to the one in Quake 2, though, cuz it would suck if you died from accidentally running over two berserk packs.

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Submerge said:

Would you rather:

1. Beat an Arch-Vile to death with a stale meatloaf,

or,

2. EAT said meatloaf.

Stale meatloaf can become so hard it can cause a concussion if thrown.

Oh HOOOOO---RAAAAAY. Another GOOD FINE production by Sugmerge. a MUST READ :P

well. Atleast it's not an entirely new thread.

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fodders said:

After the fuss the other week when Toke inadvertantly left a Doom2.wad on his server and was accused of offering warez, I was suprised to see this by Nightfang over on his forums:

"From: NightFang (nightfang@truelights.com)
Date: 04/26/2001
Hahaha...you warez fiends!

........
If you cant tell, I actually support warez. If someone
wants to download Doom or Doom 2 ...go ahead! More power to
our Doom fans! And lets not forget this fact that its
pretty much safe to say that id isnt making very much money
off the game anymore...so warezing a old 1993 game from them
isnt going to make id collaspe as a corporation.

Well,...anyway, since this is my forum and I can do what I
want *hehe* check out the files section on *(edited by Fod)*

I'm sure you'll find some juicy iwads there. =)

Peace out and PLAY MORE DOOM! (...or zdaemon)"

I assume this will stop any possible inclusion of ZDaemon in a hoped for release by Id of a Doom compilation with ZDaemon included to promote DM play :(

You cannot download any Doom/Doom2 iwads!
Al you can download are 4 seaprate versions of Zdaemon, or whatever it's called.

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DooMBoy said:

You cannot download any Doom/Doom2 iwads!Al you can download are 4 seaprate versions of Zdaemon, or whatever it's called.

Duh! If you check, the original post by Nightfang has gone and the iwads linked to are no longer available

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