Leaving

[Kid Airbag]

Yeah, I'm pretty much going to be away from home for 95% of the upcoming month, so I probably won't be hanging around here too much during that span...just so you all know, so if someone posts a thread claiming I'm dead, you know it's a big steaming pile of bullshit :P

[Liam]

This just in: Will Hackney has died. He was attacked by a vicous frothing 15 year old boy with black dreadlocks and an "Insane Clown Posse" t-shirt at a fishing pond. The motive is still unclear.

[Kid Airbag]

Heh, sounds like BBG.

Edit: Yay, I'm warming up again.

[Liam]

Archvile64 said:

Heh, sounds like BBG.

IMPOSSIBLE

[pritch]

bye bye Will.

Have a nice vacation. Remember if your brother annoys you, play the "let's see how well you can get lost" game with him :P

[Kid Airbag]

It's kind of hard to get lost in Stone Harbor New Jersey, believe me...it's a city, if you walk one direction you'll get to the beach. If you walk the other direction, you'll get to the beach. And the streets are numbered, too. Don't worry, though, I'm sure he'll manage to find some way to do it :P

[DooMBoy]

See ya, Archie Boy. And be sure to kick Man'O'War's ass for me. :P Throw some sand in his face.

[Sharessa]

See ya...

/me goes back to wanking or something

[DooMBoy]

the_Danarchist said:

See ya...

/me goes back to wanking or something

Wanking is a bad habit, I don't want to know what "or something" could be :P

[darknation]

Name me one bad thing about wanking.

[Lüt]

darknation said:

Name me one bad thing about wanking.

You're stuck with a crooked dick if you don't alternate hands on a regular basis.

[deadnail]

Actually when I was 12 I perfected a dual-hand method and my dick is far from crooked.

The only bad thing about wanking is the percieved perversion of it.

[fodders]

It's handy that God put a knob on the end to stop your hand slipping off

[DooMBoy]

darknation said:

Name me one bad thing about wanking.

Hairy palms? A skinned dick?
Trust me, it'll probably happen to you eventually...
What really hurts is when your hand smacks your "knob" and causes to give up wanking altogether.
And let's not forget about looking straight down while wanking....hehehhehe....Let's just say it's a good way to go blind.

[Naked Snake]

DooMBoy said:

Hairy palms? Let's just say it's a good way to go blind.

Old wives tales.

[IMJack]

darknation said:

Name me one bad thing about wanking.

Cleaning up afterwards.

[Sharessa]

DooMBoy said:

Hairy palms? A skinned dick?
Trust me, it'll probably happen to you eventually...
What really hurts is when your hand smacks your "knob" and causes to give up wanking altogether.
And let's not forget about looking straight down while wanking....hehehhehe....Let's just say it's a good way to go blind.

SCBC

You should have been on #zdoom the other night. We had an insightful conversation on wanking. Quite interesting, really.

[pritch]

And lest we foget dewmboy you can go blind as well!!111 :P

[darknation]

DooMBoy said:

Hairy palms?

The occasional detached pube bothers me not.

A skinned dick?

If wanking at twice the speed of light, perhaps.

Trust me, it'll probably happen to you eventually...

I wouldn't trust you. Really. Ever ;)

What really hurts is when your hand smacks your "knob" and causes to give up wanking altogether.

Pain arouses me.

And let's not forget about looking straight down while
wanking....hehehhehe....Let's just say it's a good way to go blind.

My dick is beautiful.

[fodders]

darknation said:

My dick is beautiful.

He means that at some stage you will get jissum in your eyes

[Sharessa]

Still, SCBC all the way.

[Da_Esco²]

Catch ya later AV...... don't let da stupidity in dis thread hit ya on the way out dawg!
:P

/me goes to wank in da bathroom stall at work

[darknation]

fodders said:

He means that at some stage you will get jissum in your eyes

Get some glasses to deflect the incoming jism and sort out that blindness problem at the same time.

Am I a genius or am I a genius?

[Da_Esco²]

Am I a genius or am I a genius?

YOUR A GENIUS!!!! or wait......... maybe your........... A GENIUS!!!

I'm not sure.... I think I'll take choice Z!!!!
:)

[Doom II Guy]

IMJack said on one bad thing about wanking:
Cleaning up afterwards.

Amen.

[Da_Esco²]

IMJack said on one bad thing about wanking:
Cleaning up afterwards.

Dat's why you make sure dat you have a wad of toilet paper handy geniuses!!!! It's simple........ nut and catch.

Dang....... I thought ya'll peeps had smarts...... or somethin.
O_o
:P

[fodders]

Caught my son wanking once when he was younger, told him to "Save that until you are married, son", he had 14 bottles full on his bedside table at the last check :(

[Da_Esco²]

Caught my son wanking once when he was younger, told him to "Save that until you are married, son", he had 14 bottles full on his bedside table at the last check :(

ROFLMFGAO!!!! 14 bottles before..... or after he was married? Cuz it makes a big difference dawg....

a)14 bottles before marriage= some lil geek ass mofucka, who is probably gonna be a virgin for life, and probably has never, EVER even seen a woman naked.

or

b)14 bottles after marriage= average man! HEH!
:P

[Doom II Guy]

fodders said:

Caught my son wanking once when he was younger, told him to "Save that until you are married, son"

Must've been quite embarrassing....

fodders said:

he had 14 bottles full on his bedside table at the last check :(

HAHAHA...

[darknation]

fodders said:

14 bottles

Heh, send them to me and I'll perpetrate the greatest ever practical joke on my milk rounds.