Kid Airbag Posted June 29, 2002 Yeah, I'm pretty much going to be away from home for 95% of the upcoming month, so I probably won't be hanging around here too much during that span...just so you all know, so if someone posts a thread claiming I'm dead, you know it's a big steaming pile of bullshit :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Liam Posted June 29, 2002 This just in: Will Hackney has died. He was attacked by a vicous frothing 15 year old boy with black dreadlocks and an "Insane Clown Posse" t-shirt at a fishing pond. The motive is still unclear. 0 Share this post Link to post
Kid Airbag Posted June 29, 2002 Heh, sounds like BBG. Edit: Yay, I'm warming up again. 0 Share this post Link to post
Liam Posted June 29, 2002 Archvile64 said:Heh, sounds like BBG. IMPOSSIBLE 0 Share this post Link to post
pritch Posted June 29, 2002 bye bye Will. Have a nice vacation. Remember if your brother annoys you, play the "let's see how well you can get lost" game with him :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Kid Airbag Posted June 29, 2002 It's kind of hard to get lost in Stone Harbor New Jersey, believe me...it's a city, if you walk one direction you'll get to the beach. If you walk the other direction, you'll get to the beach. And the streets are numbered, too. Don't worry, though, I'm sure he'll manage to find some way to do it :P 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted July 1, 2002 See ya, Archie Boy. And be sure to kick Man'O'War's ass for me. :P Throw some sand in his face. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted July 1, 2002 See ya... /me goes back to wanking or something 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted July 1, 2002 the_Danarchist said:See ya... /me goes back to wanking or something Wanking is a bad habit, I don't want to know what "or something" could be :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted July 1, 2002 darknation said:Name me one bad thing about wanking. You're stuck with a crooked dick if you don't alternate hands on a regular basis. 0 Share this post Link to post
deadnail Posted July 1, 2002 Actually when I was 12 I perfected a dual-hand method and my dick is far from crooked. The only bad thing about wanking is the percieved perversion of it. 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted July 1, 2002 It's handy that God put a knob on the end to stop your hand slipping off 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted July 2, 2002 darknation said:Name me one bad thing about wanking. Hairy palms? A skinned dick? Trust me, it'll probably happen to you eventually... What really hurts is when your hand smacks your "knob" and causes to give up wanking altogether. And let's not forget about looking straight down while wanking....hehehhehe....Let's just say it's a good way to go blind. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted July 2, 2002 DooMBoy said:Hairy palms? Let's just say it's a good way to go blind. Old wives tales. 0 Share this post Link to post
IMJack Posted July 2, 2002 darknation said:Name me one bad thing about wanking. Cleaning up afterwards. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted July 2, 2002 DooMBoy said:Hairy palms? A skinned dick? Trust me, it'll probably happen to you eventually... What really hurts is when your hand smacks your "knob" and causes to give up wanking altogether. And let's not forget about looking straight down while wanking....hehehhehe....Let's just say it's a good way to go blind. SCBC You should have been on #zdoom the other night. We had an insightful conversation on wanking. Quite interesting, really. 0 Share this post Link to post
pritch Posted July 2, 2002 And lest we foget dewmboy you can go blind as well!!111 :P 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted July 2, 2002 DooMBoy said:Hairy palms?The occasional detached pube bothers me not. A skinned dick?If wanking at twice the speed of light, perhaps. Trust me, it'll probably happen to you eventually...I wouldn't trust you. Really. Ever ;) What really hurts is when your hand smacks your "knob" and causes to give up wanking altogether.Pain arouses me.And let's not forget about looking straight down while wanking....hehehhehe....Let's just say it's a good way to go blind. My dick is beautiful. 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted July 2, 2002 darknation said:My dick is beautiful. He means that at some stage you will get jissum in your eyes 0 Share this post Link to post
Da_Esco² Posted July 2, 2002 Catch ya later AV...... don't let da stupidity in dis thread hit ya on the way out dawg! :P /me goes to wank in da bathroom stall at work 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted July 2, 2002 fodders said:He means that at some stage you will get jissum in your eyes Get some glasses to deflect the incoming jism and sort out that blindness problem at the same time. Am I a genius or am I a genius? 0 Share this post Link to post
Da_Esco² Posted July 2, 2002 Am I a genius or am I a genius? YOUR A GENIUS!!!! or wait......... maybe your........... A GENIUS!!! I'm not sure.... I think I'll take choice Z!!!! :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Doom II Guy Posted July 2, 2002 IMJack said on one bad thing about wanking: Cleaning up afterwards. Amen. 0 Share this post Link to post
Da_Esco² Posted July 2, 2002 IMJack said on one bad thing about wanking: Cleaning up afterwards. Dat's why you make sure dat you have a wad of toilet paper handy geniuses!!!! It's simple........ nut and catch. Dang....... I thought ya'll peeps had smarts...... or somethin. O_o :P 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted July 2, 2002 Caught my son wanking once when he was younger, told him to "Save that until you are married, son", he had 14 bottles full on his bedside table at the last check :( 0 Share this post Link to post
Da_Esco² Posted July 2, 2002 Caught my son wanking once when he was younger, told him to "Save that until you are married, son", he had 14 bottles full on his bedside table at the last check :( ROFLMFGAO!!!! 14 bottles before..... or after he was married? Cuz it makes a big difference dawg.... a)14 bottles before marriage= some lil geek ass mofucka, who is probably gonna be a virgin for life, and probably has never, EVER even seen a woman naked. or b)14 bottles after marriage= average man! HEH! :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Doom II Guy Posted July 2, 2002 fodders said:Caught my son wanking once when he was younger, told him to "Save that until you are married, son" Must've been quite embarrassing.... fodders said:he had 14 bottles full on his bedside table at the last check :( HAHAHA... 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted July 2, 2002 fodders said:14 bottles Heh, send them to me and I'll perpetrate the greatest ever practical joke on my milk rounds. 0 Share this post Link to post