Doom II Guy Posted July 2, 2002 THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME! Son: Mom, this milk tastes funny and it's extra thick Mother: Shut up and drink your milk son! That's just fat! 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted July 3, 2002 Doom II Guy said:THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME! Son: Mom, this milk tastes funny and it's extra thick Mother: SWALLOW SON, SWALLOW 0 Share this post Link to post
læmænt Posted July 3, 2002 DooMBoy said:Hairy palms? A skinned dick? Trust me, it'll probably happen to you eventually... What really hurts is when your hand smacks your "knob" and causes to give up wanking altogether. And let's not forget about looking straight down while wanking....hehehhehe....Let's just say it's a good way to go blind. BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post
læmænt Posted July 3, 2002 IMJack said:Cleaning up afterwards. Just wank near the toilet. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted July 3, 2002 Better still, wank in someone else's house/facility and leave the mess for someone else to discover. I wish I were joking about this btw. It's amazing the number of people who get of with each other and leave giant fucking stains all over my goddamn carpet the misrable sons of pissant whores!!! 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted July 3, 2002 darknation said:Better still, wank in someone else's house/facility and leave the mess for someone else to discover. I wish I were joking about this btw. It's amazing the number of people who get of with each other and leave giant fucking stains all over my goddamn carpet the misrable sons of pissant whores!!! Sorry for cumming on your rug but you 20 year old sister was giving me head and she doesn't swallow. :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted July 3, 2002 darknation said:Better still, wank in someone else's house/facility and leave the mess for someone else to discover. I wish I were joking about this btw. It's amazing the number of people who get of with each other and leave giant fucking stains all over my goddamn carpet the misrable sons of pissant whores!!! /me sings: I had a friend once he took some ecstasy, Tried to marry me and every one in the room, He was sort of loving kinda caring, Kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy, It got a bit messy all over the curtains, Arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted July 3, 2002 bigbadgangsta said:Sorry for cumming on your rug but you 20 year old sister was giving me head and she doesn't swallow. :P She told you she was twenty? She was lying. She is under the legal age of consent I fear... GUESS WHO'S GOIN' TO JAIL, FUCKBOY. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted July 3, 2002 darknation said:She told you she was twenty? She was lying. She is under the legal age of consent I fear... GUESS WHO'S GOIN' TO JAIL, FUCKBOY. Certainly not me, because I'm under the legal age of consent too. 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted July 3, 2002 fodders said:Caught my son wanking once when he was younger, told him to "Save that until you are married, son",Good, fatherly, advice :Phe had 14 bottles full on his bedside table at the last check :( [/B]Dear Lord, he must of wanked off two weeks straight to get that many full. :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Kid Airbag Posted July 6, 2002 darknation said:I wish I were joking about this btw. It's amazing the number of people who get of with each other and leave giant fucking stains all over my goddamn carpet the misrable sons of pissant whores!!! Why are there other people getting off with each other in your house? 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted July 6, 2002 Horny people + alcohol = stained carpets. 0 Share this post Link to post
Kid Airbag Posted July 6, 2002 Yeah, but where are all these horny people coming from? Do they just see your house and think, "Ooh, there's a nice house, let's go fuck," Or do you invite them. 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted July 6, 2002 Archvile64 said:Yeah, but where are all these horny people coming from? Do they just see your house and think, "Ooh, there's a nice house, let's go fuck," Or do you invite them. It's the sign on the door, "REST ROOM", that does it 0 Share this post Link to post
Da_Esco² Posted July 6, 2002 This entire fucking thread BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHA HAHAHAA ROFLMFGAO!! I don't see how any of ya'll would let someone come up in your house and jack they dick... drunk or not, that's just nasty as fuck, not to mention straight disrespect! ...... at least make them go out back and shoot they loads in the grass, so they don't stain the carpet! :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted July 6, 2002 Archvile64 ...i'm leaving... ...Or cut him till he cried out In his anger and his shame, "I am leaving, I am leaving." But the fighter still remains Lie-la-lie *boom* Lie-la-lie-lie lie-la-lie ect who can tell me the title of that song and who made it? 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted July 6, 2002 heh, I thought you'd be the one to pick it fod :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted July 6, 2002 Now someone name the song and band I quoted several posts back. 0 Share this post Link to post