mmm bop (somewhat off-topic)

[Guest deathwarrior]

I was very bored one day at school, so i decided to make some poems in a English class. They are rather funny (but rude), so... I might as well type one out:

There once was a guy named Bob,
Who liked to play with his knob.
He saw a bin
He sticked it in
And the ladies liked his job. (heh)

So I have a challenge: Make up a funny poem (doesn't have to be doom-related).

oh, if you're wondering how I got on my comp, well... it's a long story.

Also, Ling, can you give me a title for this forum? Something like "Likes EDGE too much" or whatever.

[Zaldron]

I ==>[[{**HATE**}}]]<== poems... :)

[Guest deathwarrior]

heh

[deadnail]

Choke on my rocket
I want to kill you again
Press fire to respawn

[deadnail]

Suck it down, bitch
Wash the blood off of my face
Hunt my next victim

[deadnail]

You will all pay now
I have found the quad damage
You have took the lead

[deadnail]

I see armor high
I aim down and fire away
I am now crippled

[deadnail]

I respawn, unarmed
You've found another enforcer!
Eat twin sideways death

[deadnail]

I aim my railgun
I fire only to miss wide
Fuck I hate modems

[deadnail]

I search for armor
Rocket launcher then suicide
Who put that wall there?

[deadnail]

You can run away
My shotgun will find you soon
Nothing can save you

[deadnail]

Stupid ass sidekicks
Generic and stale gameplay
Daikatana sucks

[deadnail]

You are my fragbait
Megasphere can't even help you
Damn Quake 3 players

[deadnail]

Suck my RPG
I will turn you inside out
Duke is my hero

[deadnail]

Hot ejected brass
Hollow point lead screams at you
I will watch you die

[deadnail]

I will pop your head
I will hear your agony
My Sound Blaster Live!

[deadnail]

You are now my bitch
I own your pathetic ass
Get a mouse, dipshit

[deadnail]

I enjoy your pain
I savor your hellish screams
I think I have wood

[deadnail]

I survive on pop
Cables strewn as far as I see
LAN parties kick ass

[deadnail]

Almost shit your pants
Shouldn't eat at Taco Bell
"You have lost the lead"

[deadnail]

Read Penny Arcade
Check 3D Action Planet
I need nerd news now

[Zeratul 982]

deadnail said:

Shouldn't eat at Taco Bell

Taco Bell sucks. Subway rules. :)

[deadnail]

deadnail said:

Read Penny Arcade
Check 3D Action Planet
I need nerd news now

You got the first blood
Find the flak cannon for kills
UT has it's points

[deadnail]

I drown in your blood
I will take first place tonight
I must kill you all

[deadnail]

My rails are purple
Your blood is red and steaming
Mock me again, prick

[deadnail]

My four hundred ping
I will never score first place
My fifty six gay

[deadnail]

This enough haikus?
I think I'll just keep going on
Unless someone cries

=)

[deadnail]

SHIT FUCK GODAMMIT!
Son of a bitchass Windows
I lost my high score

[Zaldron]

deadnail said:

Almost shit your pants
Shouldn't eat at Taco Bell
"You have lost the lead"

deadnail, you went a little crazy with those haikus... :)

[deadnail]

deadnail said:

SHIT FUCK GODAMMIT!
Son of a bitchass Windows
I lost my high score

Hip hop ain't music
Wiggedy wiggedy whack
Fashion fake bullshit