Ralphis Posted June 1, 2001 You step out of your room after the explosion. An eerie ambience fills the air. You quickly draw your pistol and await what could be the end of your life. But what you encounter next is unkillable! Out of the shadows lurks a freakish looking beast with a deformed face and stupid insults! ITS CACODEMON LEADE FROM THE DOOMWORLD FORUMS! You quickly try to run but his unfunny threats and comebacks make you fall to your knees. But he's about to finish you off, he is going to get mordeth to BAN YOUS!!! Will this be the end of our story? Hell no. You retaliate quickly and make him type sentences wrong and cry. But the ground begins to shake violently. It can't be! He's called the Dork squad from his school to come handle you and back you into a corner and talk about POKEMONS!!!! NO!!! You grab a shotgun which was placed by yourself through Wadauthor. You grab it and begin to blast the retards away. Then you come face to face with the vile leader. And when i say vile, i mean his breath was KICKIN! You quickly kick him in the stomach, and while he opens his mouth you throw in a mint. You then kick him in the face, making him choke on the mint. Is he dead? Hell no! He gets back up and begins to talk about how DOOM3 is gonna BE COOL YOUS! You run towards the local bridge with an anvil in your hands (You are incredibly strong and cool compared to everyone else) Next you tell him Leonardo Decaprio is waiting behind him. He quickly turns around to find his lover. You tie the anvil to his legs, punch him in the face, and throw him off the bridge. Is he dead yet? Hell no! He managed to get the anvil off and swim to the surface. But a huge boat is 10 feet away from him! *BAM* Is he dead yet? Well, he is until i can think of more stuff to put in my next post. :) 0 Share this post Link to post
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Guest Liam the Bard Posted June 1, 2001 ralphis said:he is going to get mordeth to BAN YOUS!!! Like I said in the "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS" post... PLURAL PRONOUNS! 0 Share this post Link to post
nightmare imp Posted June 1, 2001 Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah! Heh,good effort you should become a stand up comedian. 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest Liam the Bard Posted June 1, 2001 Cacodemon Leade said:FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! FUCK YOU RALPHIS! Ralphis: You try to run but his UNFUNNY THREATS AND COMEBACKS bring you to your knees Caco "Leade": FUCK YOU RALPHIS!!! FUCK YOU RALPHIS!!! FUCK YOU RALPHIS!!! Hmmmm..... 0 Share this post Link to post
Ralphis Posted June 1, 2001 Zaldron said:How mature... Caco freaker = 0wn3d 0 Share this post Link to post
deadnail Posted June 1, 2001 Little children shouldn't play so rough. Someone's going to start crying. 0 Share this post Link to post
Duker900 Posted June 1, 2001 ralphis said:Caco freaker = 0wn3d soo uhh cacodemon leader you remind me of thoose q3a players who whine about rocketjumpers and people who bunnyhop 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted June 1, 2001 ralphis said:Yea, thats the point There are easier ways... like beating them with rusty pipes. 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted June 1, 2001 Liam the Bard said:Ralphis: You try to run but his UNFUNNY THREATS AND COMEBACKS bring you to your kneesCaco "Leade": FUCK YOU RALPHIS!!! FUCK YOU RALPHIS!!! FUCK YOU RALPHIS!!!Hmmmm..... 'scuse me, it's "FUCK YOUS RALPHIS" :) Real Original Fear-bringing Levels 0 Share this post Link to post
Katgut Posted June 2, 2001 Duker900 said:soo uhh cacodemon leader you remind me of thoose q3a players who whine about rocketjumpers and people who bunnyhop The point of Q3A is to make it look like you're humping your opponents' legs. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted June 2, 2001 Zaldron said:There are easier ways... like beating them with rusty pipes. What's going on with that rusty pipe? You seem to be obsessed by it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted June 2, 2001 /gives Ralphis "post-of-the-month" award... 0 Share this post Link to post
Hellbent Posted June 2, 2001 fodders said:'scuse me, it's "FUCK YOUS RALPHIS" :) Real Original Fear-bringing Levels No, it's "FUCK YOU RALHPIS! FUCK YOU RALHPIS!" What? 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted June 2, 2001 Disorder said:What's going on with that rusty pipe? You seem to be obsessed by it. Not really. /me goes back to my rusty pipe's Altar of Worship. 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted June 3, 2001 ralphis said:You step out of your room after the explosion That's not original. Countless people have used that before you. 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted June 3, 2001 /me mumbles something about a "friggin' retard" /me walks off, shaking my head 0 Share this post Link to post
