penny for your hooves

[Sephiroth]

well this is odd, at a grage sale there was a box onsale for 25 cents. so i figured what the hell, could be good. well the guy said he wasn't sure what was in it. so i got it home and opened it up... surpriesed to see a box full of cow's hooves. looks like the ones they sell at pet stores too. most likly that is where they are from seeing that the guy works in our local jack's pets

[Vampirajay]

so how much can you buy them for?

[fodders]

Was mom mad too when you came home from the market with the magic beans?

[Amaster]

Hey for 25 cents, you'd be stupid not to buy it.
What does the box look like?

[darknation]

Next week you can buy the rest of the cow.

[IMJack]

Once the gelatin is extracted, the hooves ain't so valuable anymore.

[fraggle]

Could you not look inside the box before you bought it?

[DooMBoy]

Assmaster said:

Hey for 25 cents, you'd be stupid not to buy it.
What does the box look like?

You'd be stupid to buy it (nothing against you, Seph), since it's COW'S HOOVES, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

Sephiroth
God of Faulty Purchases

[darknation]

moo

[Liam]

This thread rules

[spank]

Look at my new avatar!!

[Sephiroth]

hey why the hell not? well cause i have already sold 23 of them for $1 each or $1.50 for a pair. that is a fourth of the box. maybe i will sell them to the jell-o people or a glue factory

[Sharessa]

OMG this thread cracked me the fuck up.

Cows hooves? Why the Hell would anyone have cow's hooves laying around?

[Amaster]

the_Danarchist said:

Cows hooves? Why the Hell would anyone have cow's hooves laying around?

Spare parts

[DooMBoy]

What was the original owner of the box, anyway, a centaur?

[Liam]

DooMBoy said:

What was the original owner of the box, anyway, a centaur?

Doomboy?

*pushes his index finger against doomboy's forehead

[DooMBoy]

/me grabs Liam's index finger and bites it off
/me goes into a mighty rage
DON'T TOUCH THE FOREHEAD!!!!

[Liam]

You're getting a fanpage mister. Just wait.

[Sharessa]

Liam the Bard said:

You're getting a fanpage mister. Just wait.

Anything like crendoatse?

[Liam]

the_Danarchist said:

Anything like crendoatse?

No, better.

[DooMBoy]

You'd better not. I'll send an e-bomb to your inbox, and your hard-drive will go by-by when you decide to click on the "Hey Liam old buddy!" link.

[Sephiroth]

hey doomboy want some cow hooves, they are great to chew on and they smell just like beef jerky. come on, you know you want one

[Sharessa]

DooMBoy said:

You'd better not. I'll send an e-bomb to your inbox, and your hard-drive will go by-by when you decide to click on the "Hey Liam old buddy!" link.

Was that a threat?

Heh...never mind that. I'm still laughing at the whole hooves thing.

[fraggle]

DooMBoy said:

You'd better not. I'll send an e-bomb to your inbox, and your hard-drive will go by-by when you decide to click on the "Hey Liam old buddy!" link.

It wont really work now you've told him.

SCBC