If you are a loser, please reply to this post

[Hellbent]

Hi, I was just trying to distinguish the losers from the winners on this forum. If you are a loser, please reply stating why or how you are a loser. And your loser submission will be evaluated.

[Katgut]

This thread was started by a loser.

[Hellbent]

Wow! We already have a reply from a loser! Although you didn't state why you are a loser. Actually, no, this thread was not started by a loser. It was started by a winner, but I can't say why I am a winner in this thread.

[mewse]

You just posted a reply in this thread, which makes you a loser. SORRY YOU LOSE. Thanks for playing, jackass.