Wow, what big teeth you have...

[Jeremy]

Hey, here are a couple questions about yourselves. What race are you {American, German, ayrab, etc.} What color eyes, hair, body weight, age, and how to pronounce your internet names. {ex.I see Maonth as moanth, its easier to say,}I am 14, have brown hair/eyes, and its not to hard to pronounce Jeremy, "Jair-em-ee" And im American {yeah, I know there is no such thing, but you get the point, im white, and not tan or black}. ...
...Why, they are better to eat you with..

[deadnail]

Race:
   1/2 American Indian
   1/4 Irish
   1/4 Greek Canadian

Eyes:
   Green although everyone tells me they're blue.

Hair:
   Brown. I think 'auburn' is the word my last girlfriend used.

Weight:
   263 pounds

Height:
   5'11"

Age:
   20 years

Nick pronunciation:
   ded•nAl (It's a little known gothic english term, also known as 'deathnail'. It's what you call the last nail put into a coffin.)

Car:
   1994 Pontiac Grand Prix, Forest Green with Dark Blue pearl

Computer:
   Gateway PentiumIII 450Mhz
   256 Megabytes of SDRam
   Voodoo3 3000 AGP Videocard
   Soundblaster 128 w/ Cambridge Soundworks Speakers
   10 gig and 13 gig hard drives, both 7200 rpm
   40x CD-ROM
   4x4x24x Iomega ZipCD
   Lexmark 3200 Printer
   UMAX Astra 1220P Flatbed Reflective Scanner
   Win-TV TV tuner card (It sucks, don't get one.)
   Next Upgrade: Winfast GeForceII GTS 64DDR

Console collection:
   20" Samsung comb filtered TV (Beautiful!)
   SNES (5 games, sold most of them)
   Genesis (My dog at the cords, don't care)
   N64 with 3 games
        F-Zero X
        Turok 2: The Seeds Of Evil
        Duke Nukem: Zero Hour
   Playstation with exactly 31 games
        Will list them if asked.
   Dreamcast with 3 games
        Marvel vs. Capcom (want sequel!)
        Sonic Adventure
        Soul Caliber

VHS Collection:
   6 tape boxed set of LA Blue Girl (the BEST hentai)
   Venus 5 (VERY cool hentai!)
   Ogenki Clinic (Slightly above-par hentai)
   US Manga Underground Uncensored Animation (Kickass)
   The Rocketship Reel
   The Evil Dead Trilogy
   The Aliens movies, all four (only two were good, though)
   About a dozen or so miscellaneous Felix The Cats

Most collected item:
   Felix the Cat stuff. Don't laugh, he could kick your ass! It's a strange story but that cat saved my life once.

Occupation:
   Press Operator at an industrial rubber factory. No, not condoms, think dishwasher parts. :)

Favorite weapons:
   MRI Desert Eagle .44 Magnum (Ouch, $1200?)
   Benelli M3
   The mind, so I would never need the other two. :)

Favorite 5 bands (in order):
   Pink Floyd
   Nine Inch Nails
   VAST
   Fear Factory
   Dream Theater

Favorite smoke:
   Marlboro Reds or Swisher Sweet Cigarillos

Favorite liquors:
   Tequila Rose, Blue Label Popov, and Orange Schnapps

Favorite non-alcohoic beverages:
   Mountain Dew, Sobe, Cherry RC, and Folgers Dark Roast

Favorite video games:
   Doom (naturally)
   The Duke Nukem Series (excluding the first 2 PC releases)
   Soldier Of Fortune
   The Resident Evil Series
   The Megaman Series
   Uh, never mind. I'd be typing all day. ;)

My concept of a perfect girl:
   18-24
   5'4"
   Black hair that reaches her hips
   Small breasts... um, I guess around 30"
   Ample, round figure. I hate those anorexic supermodels.
   Digs video games. :)
   HATES R&B and rap music. I can go either way with Country.
   *I met a few contenders today. All of them married. Almost every chick I knew in High School was either engaged or pregnant our senior year. :/



That enough?

[NiGHTMARE]

Nationality: English (1/2 gaelic ancestry, 1/2 norman ancestry)

Eyes: Brown

Hair: VERY dark brown (almost, but not quite, black)

Weight: 189 pounds

Height: 5"11

Age: 19

Marital status: single (but hoping to change that at my university's "fresher's week" in two weeks time :) )

Hobbies: Doom (of course), Starcraft, Speccy and SNES emulators, Planetarion, cycling, reading, writing, TV and cinema, pool (normal, not American rules), pubbin' and clubbin' it, slagging off garage and house "music", trying (unsuccesfully) to get a job.


Nick pronounciation: nite-mair

[Shaviro]

Heh!

Why is it always me you refer to when ya cant express names?

(sarcasm)I dont get it(Sarcasm)

I am A dane (Danish) And very proud of it... d:o)
I'm 15

Blond hair

Green eyes

120 pounds

1.76 metres

Computer...

Celeron A 300 MZH
436 X speed PIONEER SLOT-IN
17" Monitor
Keytronic Keyboard
Logitech 3 key, mouse.
8 Gig IBM
6 Gig Bigfoot
128 k Dual ISDN
Sound Canvas Midi Module
Terratec Base Sound Card
Riva TNT 2
Aopen motherboard

My Nick is pronounced like this:

Maounf

Ma:
Its not Mai
Its Maaaaaa
o:
Its not Ow
Its like in On
u:
Its not like in u
Its like in FX Ultra
N:
Like N pronounces
F:
Like like f pronounces.

Maonth

[Guest Rambo]

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Black

Height: 1.95 metres

Age: 19

Computer:

Old P200 running at 225Mhz
48 Mb ram
32x CD-ROM
16 bit sound card
1.4 gig hard disk
shitty 1mb graphic card!
14" monitor
7 years old keyboard
2 button mouse
Hewlett Packard printer
33.6 modem

ok?

[Jeremy]

deadnail said:

Heh, your fat!!

[Jeremy]

Enless you have a LOT of muscle...

[Captain Skippy]

part German, Irish, and Italian.
Green eyes
dark brown hair
175 lbs.
5'8.5"
14 years
Captain Skippy, Cap-tuhn skip-ee, it came from some weird-ass dream

[Psyonisis]

I am Canadian.... with Italian background both sides
white
hazel eyes
brown hair
height 5'10" (yes i know its supposed to be metric but i like this way of height and weight better)
145 pounds
16 years old
Psyonisis = Si (sseye) on e sis

Computer:
AMD K6 200
32 MB SDRAM
drive a = 3.5 1.44 floppy
drive c = 1.6 GB
drive d = 550 mb
drive e = 52x cdrom
AOpen 56k modem
2 mb video
4 mb voodoo 2
logitech serial mouse
some keyboard
800×600 resolution at 24 bit colour (canadian pronon.)
Epson Stylus Colour 640 printer
Radioshack microphone
some monitor i got off of school

games on computer:
Doom 2 v.1.9
glLegacy pre 5
Unreal Tournament
NESticle Nintendo emulator
^
thats it lol

i've been playing guitar for 4 years
i can play the saxophone (learned from school)
i can play video game music on the piano
i get paid to make webpages (goto http://www.meningitis.ca in netscape)
i have 44 people on my icq list
i have a dog (golden retriever) named max
if you really want to know... i have a 90% average in school

hurrah!

[deadnail]

Jeremy said:

Enless you have a LOT of muscle...

A lot of muscle? Well, I can bench around 250-300, I don't have any weights around here so I can't be sure. What I do know is my waist is 46 inches.

I can type at 80 words a minute, I think that automatically makes me a fatass. :)

Shut up Junior, or I'll sit on you.

[Lüt]

Shaviro said:

Heh!

Why is it always me you refer to when ya cant express names?

(sarcasm)I dont get it(Sarcasm)

I am A dane (Danish) And very proud of it... d:o)
I'm 15

Blond hair

Green eyes

120 pounds

1.76 metres

Computer...

Celeron A 300 MZH
436 X speed PIONEER SLOT-IN
17" Monitor
Keytronic Keyboard
Logitech 3 key, mouse.
8 Gig IBM
6 Gig Bigfoot
128 k Dual ISDN
Sound Canvas Midi Module
Terratec Base Sound Card
Riva TNT 2
Aopen motherboard

My Nick is pronounced like this:

Maounf

Ma:
Its not Mai
Its Maaaaaa
o:
Its not Ow
Its like in On
u:
Its not like in u
Its like in FX Ultra
N:
Like N pronounces
F:
Like like f pronounces.

Maonth

Where are you getting this UNF crap from?

[Jeremy]

deadnail said:

A lot of muscle? Well, I can bench around 250-300, I don't have any weights around here so I can't be sure. What I do know is my waist is 46 inches.

I can type at 80 words a minute, I think that automatically makes me a fatass. :)

Shut up Junior, or I'll sit on you.

Hehe, {me too, ive gotta bit of a stomach...}

[Guest Acid One]

Part Brazilian, Part Spanish
19 years old
White, Brown Hair and Green Eyes
Height: 1.82
Weight: 165 pounds
Acid One -> 'æsid wân

Computer:
AMD K6 500
64 SDRAM
13GB Seagate Fireball
18x Cd rom

Games: My hard drive have a bunch of games, but the mostly played are Doom, I/II, Quake I/II, Duke Nukem, Starcraft and Carmageddon I/II/TDR 2000 Series.

Music: Mostly Heavy Metal/Gothic/Industrial, like Type O Negative, NiN, Megadeth, Metallica, Theatre of Tragedy and Switchblade Symphony

[Guest c-d-w]

NiGHTMARE said:

Nationality: English (1/2 gaelic ancestry, 1/2 norman ancestry)

Eyes: Brown

Hair: VERY dark brown (almost, but not quite, black)

Weight: 189 pounds

Height: 5"11

Age: 19

Marital status: single (but hoping to change that at my university's "fresher's week" in two weeks time :) )

Hobbies: Doom (of course), Starcraft, Speccy and SNES emulators, Planetarion, cycling, reading, writing, TV and cinema, pool (normal, not American rules), pubbin' and clubbin' it, slagging off garage and house "music", trying (unsuccesfully) to get a job.


Nick pronounciation: nite-mair

I don't usually do this, but...

Nationality: White Canadian
Province: here's a clue:
(this province was formed by newfies tossing rocks at seagulls)
Hair: Brown
Physical Build: Scrawny
Eyesight: Poor
Eye color: blue
Age: 20

Consoles I own: Playstation, N64 (both with tons of accessories)
Games on Consoles:
- Driver (psx)
- Rush USA (n64)
- Doom 64 (best 5 bucks I ever spent)
- Duke Nukem 64 (way better than the PC version)
- Duke Nukem Zero Hour (awesome game!!)
- Quake 64 (waste of money)
- Quake2 64 (a gift)
- Goldeneye (came with the system)
-(i've played a whole lot more)

Computer:
Generic:
-pIII 450
-64 mb ram
-15 Gb hd
-8 mb generic video
-generic sound card
-microsoft wheel mouse
-17" monitor
-awesome nec speakers
-shitty net connection
-windows 98 se
-darkened b/w doom2 interpic as wallpaper (1024x768)

Games I own for PC: (currently installed)
-Doom2
-Ultimate Doom
--Zdoom
--Legacy
--Jdoom
--Edge
-Duke Nukem 3d (v1.3d)
-Shadow Warrior
-Blood
-Unreal
-Unreal Tournament
-Half-Life
--Tons of HL mods (a whole lot! Only the best, too)
-Opposing Force
-Driver
-Rainbow Six
-X-com Collector's Edition (only UFO Defense installed)
-Kingpin
-Quake2 (and mission packs, Reckoning and Ground Zero)
Not installed:
-Quake 3
-Blood 2 (good concept, shitty product)

Hobbies:
-I build scale model cars (damn well, thank you)
-getting drunk with my dad (none of my friends drink)
-ripping gfx/sounds out of games to use in other games
-drawing violent/gory and/or hardcore sex comics

Favorite Weapons: (if deadnail can do it, so can I)
Pistol: Classic Colt 1911
Shotgun: Remington 870 (another classic)
Automatic: Hmm.. too hard to choose.. probably an M4

Favorite Beer:
Heineken (sp?) when I can afford it, otherwise:
Labatt Blue or Keith's (sometimes Molson Canadian)
(rarely Labatt Light.. 4.5%.. might as well be water!)

Favorite Hard Alcohol drink:
anything that starts as a shot of vodka (add juice, whatever)
I'll drink rye occasionally, only if I'm already twisted..

Least Favorite Hard Alcohol drink:
Rum. Cory + Rum = Pukeahontas

Favorite Cigarettes:
duMaurier or Players (either will kill me, so what the hell)

Car I used to own:
1981 Oldsmobile Delta 88
http://www.isn.net/~gwhittle/images/olds2.jpg
(yes that's me (a few years ago) I was yelling at the prick
with the camera to hurry the hell up while I still had tires left..
12-inch wide Goodyear Eagles were friggin expensive!!)

Favorite type of computer porn:
-hentai
-any type of cartoon hardcore
-real human porn is boring (i.e. still pictures.. movies are ok)

Other porn:
-good ol' VHS taped movies (Strap-on Sally.. Yeah!)
Collection:
-too many to list

Non-Porn Collection (VHS):
-a whole lot of pirated movies (taped from satellite, tape to tape, etc)

Favorite Sexual Position:
-whatever she tells me to do (I'm afraid of pain)

Positive attributes:
-I can spell (I think)
-I stay away from illegal drugs (couldn't afford it anyway)

Negative attributes:
-anti-social (girls call me shy.. whatever works, eh?)
-no job
-SEVERE caffeine dependency (I'm not joking.. I had to go to the
hospital a few times because of the migraines.)

How to pronounce my name:
see - dee - double-yoo
(it's my initials, ignats!)
D = David

There.. I'm never participating in this type of thing again!!

[Tetzlaff]

I´m German, but I have also spanish, italian and indio roots (my father came from Peru)

Hair: dark brown
Eyes: ? grey, green, brown mixed


Weight? don´t know, but I´m just normal

Age: 24

Pronouncing my internet name shouldn´t be too different for Americans, just speak the "a" like a clear plane a like in "star", not "Tetzleff" :)

[Shaviro]

Lüt said:

Where are you getting this UNF crap from?

Well

Maonth-Is how its spelled
Maounf-is how its said!

[Shaviro]

c-d-w said:

Your comp is VERY nice. But Its nothing without more RAM!

I have a:

300 MZH

and

192 Megs of RAM.

Its really fast. The speed doubled when i got it!

Get 128 megs of RAM!

AND FAST!!!

[Lüt]

Shaviro said:

Well

Maonth-Is how its spelled
Maounf-is how its said!

Wouldn't it be said "Maonth"?

[Lüt]

Me:

Age: 19

Height: between 5'8" and 6'0"

Weight: between 140 and 160 lbs

Race: everything in Europe and those 3 countries from the sea above it.

Movie: Dark City

Music: anything by Devin Townsend (Strapping Young Lad, Ocean Machine, Punky Brüster, solo stuff.) (Trent can't even dream, much less concieve anything this guy could write in his sleep, not to mention when he is conscious.)

...and that's about all I know about myself. Other people probably know more about me than I do. Oh, and it's said loot, like, stolen money, not lut (without the umlaut [dots]).

[Shaviro]

Lüt said:

Wouldn't it be said "Maonth"?

No. Then you would say it like:

Maionf

[Lüt]

No, I mean, just say it "Maonth" without changing the spelling.

[Psyonisis]

Psyonisis said:

By the way... I live in the province of Ontario. In Waterloo...

[Shaviro]

Lüt said:

No, I mean, just say it "Maonth" without changing the spelling.

I just typed Maounf to show how to say it!

Its spelled Maonth in the real world!

[deadnail]

Shaviro said:

Your comp is VERY nice. But Its nothing without more RAM!

I have a:

300 MZH

and

192 Megs of RAM.

Its really fast. The speed doubled when i got it!

Get 128 megs of RAM!

AND FAST!!!

That's true. Mine came with 64 and when I got to 192 EVERYTHING ran MUCH better. Wait until you get to 256!

[Guest c-d-w]

RAM is the first thing on my list of things to buy.. I kinda need money first! I'm broke!

[sirgalahadwizar]

Jeremy said:

Enless you have a LOT of muscle...

Hey, although I can't bench worth a shit, I must be strong to weigh this much, and be this small (either that or my bones are made of lead).
Maybe the muscle isn't in my arms, but in my back and legs.
Explains alot considering my low center of gravity.

[sirgalahadwizar]

--"Race": "American"
--Age: 18
--Eyes: brown
--Hair: brown
--Height: 5'9"
--Combat Training: Extensive
--Weight: 260 lbs (but have been said to look 180)
--Physique: Big Boned, out of shape, but not fat (weight going under 200lbs would result in muscle loss)
(sir-galahad-wizard).

--Music: nothing definite, I like grunge music (or whatever it's called) like creed, pearl jam, and other misc musics that sound like those.

--Movie: don't really know, Matrix is the first one I thought of but there are so many others.

--Computer:
P333, 64mb ram, 4mb SiS on-board video, A4 tech 3-button mouse, 4.3 Gig HD, generic 15inch monitor.
DriveA: duh! floppy
DriveC: 2500 mb partition (where most windows crap goes)
DriveD: ~1500 mb partition (where my personal stuff like games goes, it only has 622mb left open on it)
DriveL: CD drive
DriveM: CD-RW drive

--Games: (this is a very complete list)
Quake 2 (3-level demo/shareware)
Quake 1 (full version, freakishly D/Ld from pcgamer's ftp site I think, just goto lycos' ftpsearch to look for it).
Doom2
The remains of "Thy Flesh Consumed" (kept the wadfile only)
EDGE port
Zdoom Port
Xcom 1: UFO
Xcom 2: TFTD (which is what one of my edge mods is based on)
Warcraft 2
C&C
C&C Redalert (doesn't work too well though).
Some misc ROM emualtors

--Favorite Weapon: God-like Psionic Powers (but unfortunatly I don't have them).

--Car: none
--Consoles: none (unless you count my computer)
--Most Collected Item: "Magic: The Gathering" series of trading card game
--"MTG, equivalent":
1/1 first strike creature (what I would be if I was zapped into magic/gathering).
3/1 first strike, Flanking (if given choice of weapons/equipment and being in-shape.)

--Perfect Girlfriend/soulmate: ok looking, 18-24,loves me (has crush on me), doesn't do drugs, doesn't drink alcohol, doesn't smoke.
--Previous Girlfriends: none
--Occupation: Freshmen/College, Food Prep. Assistant (aka "Hash Slinger", on-campus FWS job)
--Hobbies: Game editing, Game engineering (this is why dig "EDGE" so much), various Edge mods WIP, playing 3D FPS games.

--Future Asparations: None really, it's a problem because im in college.
Wants to finally get a girlfriend but chances are so remote... :(.
Wants to be around to play the next doom game, still wants to play Q3, HL, and UT like everyone else has been doing for so long.
To become a demi-god and rule over earth using my god-like psionic powers (which I haven't aqquired yet).

[Lüt]

Shaviro said:

I just typed Maounf to show how to say it!

Its spelled Maonth in the real world!

Oh. If you want people to say it "Maounf" you should probably spell it that way then.

At least I would.

[deadnail]

c-d-w said:

RAM is the first thing on my list of things to buy.. I kinda need money first! I'm broke!

The most important thing to remember about RAM is to not waste time getting it in small doses. There's only so much that can fit on your motherboard (mine accepts 3), and once that's full you'll have to remove one to put in another.

I've got to 64's and one 128. I'm at my limit but that's fine. For my gaming-only PC I'm going to put together in around a year I'm getting my RAM in chunks of 256. It costs much less in the long run this way, plus, then I could jack it up to 768 megs of RAM if I for some derrangedly perverse reason needed it. :)

You're broke? Get a job! Heheh.

[Guest GazG]

not that anyone cares, but you can find an insight into the workings of my mind at http://www.geocities.com/gazg_17 /

since i d/ld JDooM 3 days ago i cant stop playing it! and its only the shareware version of doom!

i live in australia. i am, you are, we are australian. (thats a joke but you wont get it unless you're an aussie like me)

i own lots of beer. soon i will be 18 years of age and be allowed to purchase it myself.