tootsie pop

[masterhassan]

last year in seventh grade, i took a tootsi pop to school adn started licking it at 10:05 PM eastern time, adn by 2:14 i finished licking it, and THE OWL WAS WRONG, IT DOESN'T TAKE THRRRREE LICKS TO GET TO THE TOOTSIE ROLL CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP, IT TAKES 3,277 LICKS TO GET TO THE TOOTSIE ROLL CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP. ...duh!

[Guest inferno]

i think you need some help

[deadnail]

...but how many licks does it take to get to the center of an everlasting gobstopper?

[AndrewB]

You're not supposed to lick those things. Your fingers get all sticky. Try splitting them in half with your incisors, and eating them with a knife and fork. I'll bet nobody has tried that before!