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Cyberdemon Lord

Satan!

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Sorry to bring up the monster subject again but don't you think it would be cool to fight Satan himself in DOOM 3? I mean he is the prince of darkness! Demons are only the minions of Satan! You have never beaten hell untill the lord of all evil is dead! So bloody hell! Let there be SATAN!!!

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A mortal equiped with a shotgun against a corrupted Angel, Lord of Darkness. Yeah...

/me bets $5000 for Satan in the first round.

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Good, take for example a fantasy game...

You can´t kill him with a sword. You just only destroy his mortal shape. Satan isn´t that stupid, he´s pretty comfortable at the very denizens of Hell´s Limbo.

Besides, you need the HellForge hammer to destroy Diablo, not a sword...

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Satan, you mean the big guy. Hell why not. BFG, sword naa, some clever trick maybe.in the end. Ever played Quake? In the end, you just had to get into the monsters,(I forgot the name shigu something) and kill it from the inside, sort of speak. All weapons where useless.
But man, this would be something! Satan in DoomIII. Yes!

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Guest Dark_Fox
Cyberdemon Lord said:

Hey! have you ever played Diablo?
If you can kill Satan with a sword, why not with the BFG 9000!?

Thats why Diablo is gay.. Get Fallout..

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Zaldron said:

Good, take for example a fantasy game...

You can´t kill him with a sword. You just only destroy his mortal shape. Satan isn´t that stupid, he´s pretty comfortable at the very denizens of Hell´s Limbo.

Besides, you need the HellForge hammer to destroy Diablo, not a sword...

I have just lost SO much respect for you.

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Ah but enough of this gay banter.

Please tell me you didn't actually play Diablo and enjoy it. Please.

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I can´t enjoy Diablo, im sleeping while hammering the mouse.

What I DID enjoyed were the cinematics, god those were awesome...
I was a big Diablo fan, but I finished Diablo2 just to see those movies. Pretty boring, I deleted the game months ago.

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/me lowers the rifle

Okay, that's better. Now write "I'm very sorry!" on the board a hundred times and maybe I'll let you live.

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One two three NOT IT!

Hey, what the fuck are we doing? Let's do that to the Cyberdemon Lord! =)

We can both win!

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hey, wait a moment... you´re right!

Mmh, the Cyberdaemon´s pretty big, you sure we can win?

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deadnail said:

One two three NOT IT!

Hey, what the fuck are we doing? Let's do that to the Cyberdemon Lord! =)

We can both win!

With our powers united, we summon Captain Planet, he a hero going to find crime down to zero, for the power is his might fighting on the planet's side..

Shoot me plez.

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hehe..
Dude I'm really fucking bored..
Can't find my Starcraft Cd and I have a clan match in 10 minutes.. =(

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Now THAT is the most depressing thing I've heard all fucking day. Starcraft... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiugh. Some one turn up my IV of freebase meth and sugar glazed morphine, I'm going to need it.

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Sorry but I just ate it... mmh, sweetie...

/me drools

Look at the stars... there must be dozens! no! 25! that´s it!

/me´s staring at the floor.

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deadnail said:

One two three NOT IT!

Hey, what the fuck are we doing? Let's do that to the Cyberdemon Lord! =)

We can both win!

Real funny guys...:(

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Zaldron said:

hey, wait a moment... you´re right!

Mmh, the Cyberdaemon´s pretty big, you sure we can win?

No one can beat me!....except if you were a marine...

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You´re traumatized since that occasion on the Tower of Babel. C´mon, I´m sure´s not going to happen again...

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I have been on Inet all day. I always have DW open somewhere. I could work as a moderator just because the amount of hours...

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Zaldron said:

You´re traumatized since that occasion on the Tower of Babel. C´mon, I´m sure´s not going to happen again...

I like what Phoenix said, "Weapon are useless, kill him through a weak spot!! If not, who can be the lord of all the demons?

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Zaldron said:

I have been on Inet all day. I always have DW open somewhere. I could work as a moderator just because the amount of hours...

I though I was on for ages...

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Guest Clone999
Zaldron said:

I can´t enjoy Diablo, im sleeping while hammering the mouse.

What I DID enjoyed were the cinematics, god those were awesome...
I was a big Diablo fan, but I finished Diablo2 just to see those movies. Pretty boring, I deleted the game months ago.

WHAT THE SHIT TITTY FUCK IS UP WITH YOU TWO?!! DIABLO 2 KICKS ASS! The first one was more boring than Warcraft I(Possibly the most boring suckass game EVER), which is a shock.

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Guest Relajo
Cyberdemon Lord said:

I though I was on for ages...

Shit! Kill satan with a Britney Spears CD, or a Backstreet boys video, with those things... who needs a BFG!

Sorry, delete it if you want, I'm high.....

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Relajo said:

Shit! Kill satan with a Britney Spears CD, or a Backstreet boys video, with those things... who needs a BFG!

Sorry, delete it if you want, I'm high.....

hey, that's it. That's how you can kill satan! You buy every CD on the top ten, stuff em into a cd player.. then you take some ear-plugs (so it doesn't kill you) and press "play".
No force in the universe can resist those awsome destructive powers! :)

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