"FUNNY" EXIT MESSAGES

[CHAINSAW+DGM]

can any one think of some "funny" exit messages for DooM ]|[
here's some of the old ones

IF YOU QUIT NOW I WILL SUMMON SATAN ALL OVER YOUR HARD DRIVE!

GO ON QUIT SEE IF I CARE

MILORD I THINKS YOU IS A LOWLY QUITTER IS THIS TRUE?

I WOULDN'T LEAVE DOS IS MUCH WORSE (very funny if your playing
through windows)

HOW DARE YOU QUIT NOW

DON'T QUIT NOW THERE'S A DEMON ROUND THAT CORNER

[PainElemental]

I'LL FORMAT YOUR HARD-DRIVE IF YOU QUIT NOW

[Guest JudgeDooM]

CHAINSAW+DGM said:

MILORD I THINKS YOU IS A LOWLY QUITTER IS THIS TRUE?

That isn't from Doom, actually it's from Quake.

[Guest fraggle`]

const char *const endmsg[]=
{
// DOOM1
QUITMSG,
"please don't leave, there's more\ndemons to toast!",
"let's beat it -- this is turning\ninto a bloodbath!",
"i wouldn't leave if i were you.\ndos is much worse.",
"you're trying to say you like dos\nbetter than me, right?",
"don't leave yet -- there's a\ndemon around that corner!",
"ya know, next time you come in here\ni'm gonna toast ya.",
"go ahead and leave. see if i care.", // 1/15/98 killough

// QuitDOOM II messages
"you want to quit?\nthen, thou hast lost an eighth!",
"don't go now, there's a \ndimensional shambler waiting\nat the dos prompt!",
"get outta here and go back\nto your boring programs.",
"if i were your boss, i'd \n deathmatch ya in a minute!",
"look, bud. you leave now\nand you forfeit your body count!",
"just leave. when you come\nback, i'll be waiting with a bat.",
"you're lucky i don't smack\nyou for thinking about leaving.", // 1/15/98 killough

// FinalDOOM?

// Note that these ending "bad taste" strings were commented out
// in the original id code as the #else case of an #if 1
// Obviously they were internal playthings before the release of
// DOOM2 and were not intended for public use.
//
// Following messages commented out for now. Bad taste. // phares

// "fuck you, pussy!\nget the fuck out!",
// "you quit and i'll jizz\nin your cystholes!",
// "if you leave, i'll make\nthe lord drink my jizz.",
// "hey, ron! can we say\n'fuck' in the game?",
// "i'd leave: this is just\nmore monsters and levels.\nwhat a load.",
// "suck it down, asshole!\nyou're a fucking wimp!",
// "don't quit now! we're \nstill spending your money!",

// Internal debug. Different style, too.
"THIS IS NO MESSAGE!\nPage intentionally left blank.", // 1/15/98 killough
}

[Zaldron]

Hehe, I was looking for that...

(for those who don´t know shit about C/C++ : /n means "new line", sorta like pressing Enter while typing)

[Lord FlatHead]

Zaldron said:

for those who don´t know shit about C/C++ : /n means "new line", sorta like pressing Enter while typing

Professor Zaldron, you insult my intelligence :)

[Zaldron]

:) The message wasn´t meant for you...

[Guest fraggle`]

Zaldron said:

Hehe, I was looking for that...

(for those who don´t know shit about C/C++ : /n means "new line", sorta like pressing Enter while typing)

the interesting thing is the messages at the end. in the original source they were enabled i believe, but this is from prboom where they've been commented out.

[Lüt]

Zaldron said:

(for those who don´t know shit about C/C++ : /n means "new line", sorta like pressing Enter while typing)

But all those messages appear in a single line in the game...

[LorD BaZTArD]

JudgeDooM said:

That isn't from Doom, actually it's from Quake.

I may be wrong, But................

JudgeDoom you non doom player!
That Phrase is in:
Wolfenstein 3D
DOOM AND
DOOM2

It is in quake as well, but it is NOT from Quake!

[CHAINSAW+DGM]

PainElemental said:

I'LL FORMAT YOUR HARD-DRIVE IF YOU QUIT NOW

well done you thought of a new one!

[CHAINSAW+DGM]

LorD BaZTArD said:

I may be wrong, But................

JudgeDoom you non doom player!
That Phrase is in:
Wolfenstein 3D
DOOM AND
DOOM2

It is in quake as well, but it is NOT from Quake!

yes that one is in doom and quake!
I did put some from just quake in my list though and no one
spotted them! HA!

[Guest JudgeDooM]

LorD BaZTArD said:

I may be wrong, But................

JudgeDoom you non doom player!
That Phrase is in:
Wolfenstein 3D
DOOM AND
DOOM2

It is in quake as well, but it is NOT from Quake!

Oh sorry then. But I didn't remeber seein it in Doom II nor Doom. Strange.

[Guest lukin]

CHAINSAW+DGM said:

well done you thought of a new one!

How about, "If you quit now, we'll bring Romero back to work on our next game."

[geekmarine]

Altthough I don't think some of those are from Doom, I love the end-game messages. Sometimes they've enen made me stay. I mean, who wants to give up his body count? Dang, I love that one that was commented out that says, "Hey Ron, can we use 'fuck' in the game?" That is the funniest end-game message I have ever seen.

[PainElemental]

lukin said:

How about, "If you quit now, we'll bring Romero back to work on our next game."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Guest BIG EARS]

CHAINSAW+DGM said:

DEATH TO ALL!!! -me

HI HO ALL!!!
how about this
"I like Doom, we like Doom, if you quit Doom, I'LL RIPE YOUR FUCKING INSIDEDS OUT WITH A TOOTHBRUSH!!!"
sung to the cheese poof song of 'Southpark'.