Doom 3 crap that's probably been said..

[Don Incognito]

Well, if there are Marines helping you out, they must...

NPC: "Hey, don't worry, I'll get this imp! OW MY BACK!"
IMP: *Munch munch munch BURP*
Player : "Well that was pointless"

And, I would like to see some very dramatic and scary stuff..
examples

1) You enter a small room... and the walls and ceiling float away to reveal an evil red sky. Mean while red lava flows beneath the floor and all around you. You are on a raft in a friggin lava lake! AHH! NOO LOST SKULLS! DIE DIE!
(LAVA RAFT RIDE LEVEL = FUN/SCARY)

2) Major earthquakes with baddies crawling out of the :
ceiling
floor
walls

maybe even jumping out of no where!


OKAY, that was too much fun! :)

[Don Incognito]

Oh, and the lava ride must have naked imp chicks dancing to disco!
And there must be a player score!

Okay, I got carried away.. ignore this post.

[Disorder]

Don Incognito said:

2) Major earthquakes with baddies crawling out of the :ceilingfloorwalls

That would be nice..
Although I would forget about the Lava Raft Level. It's not mario kart you know... Arrrghh hell, it would be usefull as a bonuslevel !! :)

[Guest Dark_Fox]

Don Incognito said:

Oh, and the lava ride must have naked imp chicks dancing to disco!

You sick BASTURD!

[Don Incognito]

Disorder said:

That would be nice..
Although I would forget about the Lava Raft Level. It's not mario kart you know... Arrrghh hell, it would be usefull as a bonuslevel !! :)

LOL!
Bonus level?

Sweet! :D

[doomsick]

what would a raft that floats in lava be made of...? cool idea about the team work, the only other marines you should see are dead marines or whatever remains of them.

[Lüt]

Dead bodies.

[DoOmEr4LiFe]

Don Incognito said:

Oh, and the lava ride must have naked imp chicks dancing to disco!
And there must be a player score!

Okay, I got carried away.. ignore this post.

yeah and then a blonde headed imp with shades comes up to you and starts kicking the crap out of you...Imp Nukem!!!

[Zaldron]

Lüt said:

Dead bodies.

What that's supposed to meant? The raft's made of dead bodies?

[Zaldron]

Dark_Fox said:

You sick BASTURD!

Please God, don't let the scary mean people start that "DooM wicked sex fantasies" issue again...

The Cacodemon issue and the Cyberdemon's organ debate was enough for me.

[Guest Dave]

Disorder said:

That would be nice..
Although I would forget about the Lava Raft Level. It's not mario kart you know... Arrrghh hell, it would be usefull as a bonuslevel !! :)

That'd be cool.....darn creepy too ;)

[Lüt]

Zaldron said:

What that's supposed to meant? The raft's made of dead bodies?

No, you're made of dead bodies.

[LorD BaZTArD]

Lüt said:

Dead bodies.

Weirdo.

How did you get those titles up, I can't do it by editing my Profile, how is it done?

[Zaldron]

Lüt said:

No, you're made of dead bodies.

WOW COOL!!! I'M A ZOMBIE!!!1111