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Lord FlatHead

A year has passed.

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If we get picky, DooM has more than 1 year being developed. We knew about the project because of all the fuss around Steed's departure. They have been toying with the idea for some more time.

Imagine if the first official stuff we heard from DooM 3 would been the MacWorld video...

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Lord FlatHead said:

I think a birthday song is appropriate

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year.
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer.
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat,
A million people every day are starving in the street.

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor,
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four.
There's garbage in the water, there's poison in the sky,
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die.

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!


Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits?
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits.
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose.
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse.

It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III.
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide.
When they drop the big one, we all get fried.

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!

There's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight.
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight.
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed.
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed.

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun,
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun.
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take,
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake.

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!

AND A PINCH TO GROW AN INCH!

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Zaldron said:

If we get picky, DooM has more than 1 year being developed. We knew about the project because of all the fuss around Steed's departure. They have been toying with the idea for some more time.

Imagine if the first official stuff we heard from DooM 3 would been the MacWorld video...

Zaldron ! Article ! Update ! My Desk ! Yesterday !

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Happy birthday to you
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(repeat 214 million times, by the time you're finished, Doom3 will be in stores...)

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Zaldron said:

If we get picky, DooM has more than 1 year being developed. We knew about the project because of all the fuss around Steed's departure. They have been toying with the idea for some more time.

Imagine if the first official stuff we heard from DooM 3 would been the MacWorld video...

If Steed hadn't been fired, the MacWorld video may have been the first thing about Doom we heard of... and we still might not know it's Doom, since Carmack never actually said what it was.

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Just imagine it's not a sequel to doom at all.
That will have MAJOR consequenses...... everybody will be very, VERY pissed.

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Lüt said:

NO FUCKING WAY...ANOTHER HUMAN BEING WHO LISTENS TO MY HERO...WEIRD AL YANKOVIC. damn man, i thought i was the only one here.

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