i know you guys usually hate my monster ideas

[Castlevania]

...But i've really outdone myself this time!
i present to you...

THE SODOMITE DEMON FROM HELL!

YES! what is evil? murder, thievery, adultery, and most of all: SODOMY! god wasn't to thrilled about sodom and ghommora. so we need a sodomite demon in doom 3, that chases you in helpless attempts to cornhole you Deliverence/American History X/Pulp Fiction/Fortress style!! WOOHOO MY GAME IDEAS ROXOR J00

[DooMBoy]

You again! Get off the forums, immediately!
Oh yeah, and your idea sucks. This is DooM, not a porn movie, mmkay?

[Castlevania]

...you a pack of gum, i'll show you how to chew it!

years of dealing with lamers, jewfies and immature assholes
has seemingly forged EVERYONE here into an uptight, asshole,
we-make-the-rules-and-you-freaks-break-them. here i am, just
trying to be funny, and you guys just take shit so seriously. treat everyone here as though YOU YOURSELF ARE STILL NEW, quit being assholes. im just trying to spice up things here with a bit
of humor.

[DooMBoy]

No need to be defensive. I'm just saying that such a demon would never be in the next DOOM game.
If you want to be liked in the DW Forums, try posting something with at least a small amount of intelligence in it.

[Zaldron]

So true...and still, we see this kind of stuff... *sigh*

[EllipsusD]

Ah, but we can't forget about the other evils you mentioned... Why, you need to have the 'adulerite' demon. Watch in fear as it sleeps with your mother. That's some scary stuff there. Or how about a 'thieverite' demon. It calmly walks up to you, takes your weapon, and calmly walks away. Or, better yet, the murderous demon. See, it tries to KILL you... oh, er... nevermind...

[Jeremy]

How about Lust monster..It jumps out of nowhere to ejaculate all over you so you stick to the ground while it ass rapes you, or it could jizz off a ledge at you... *dont take what I just said seriously... i'm just getting over my emotional shock from the above title in which the doom marine's wang is hanging inbetween his legs, and appears to be spanking it... dont take that one seriously either.

[doomsick]

boy...that's...great...better send that along to id...btw, how would that work in first person?

[Psyonisis]

Jeremy said:

How about Lust monster..It jumps out of nowhere to ejaculate all over you so you stick to the ground while it ass rapes you, or it could jizz off a ledge at you... *dont take what I just said seriously... i'm just getting over my emotional shock from the above title in which the doom marine's wang is hanging inbetween his legs, and appears to be spanking it... dont take that one seriously either.

ROFL
I never noticed that before. Oh my

[Jeremy]

Psyonisis said:

Dont to milk,Stay in drugs,And drink school!

Hey! That sounds like somthin Mr. T would say :) lol

[Windowpain]

DooMBoy said:

If you want to be liked in the DW Forums, try posting something with at least a small amount of intelligence in it.

You would know all about that subject.
/Me stiffles laughter

[Jayextee]

Castlevania said:

THE SODOMITE DEMON FROM HELL!

No you are

[Naked Snake]

Zaldron said:

So true...and still, we see this kind of stuff... *sigh*

Why in the hell do you want to see a demon anal intrude a marine.Does that make you horny or something?Do you want to have one of these demons as a pet?FREAK!Nevermind I need to take my pillz...