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Doom Psychological Survey

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I decided to put a little twist on the Brigg-Myers personality test. This test will help you identify what sort of Doom monster you are at heart.

1) I usually do not initiate small talk when I'm in public.

a) agree
b) disagree

2) I would describe my attitude towards new people as . . .

a) friendly but reserved.
b) friendly and open.
c) homicidal.
d) mostly indifferent.

3) When I go to a party, I am generally one of the more confident people in the room.

a) agree
b) disagree
c) grilled cheese sandwich
d) I don't understand the statement

4) When I get into a conflict with a security guard, I am most likely to . . .

a) try to resolve the situation amicably.
b) walk off and say "fuck you buddy" in my head.
c) incinerate him with a ritual magic spell.
d) try to create a scene and draw support to my side of the issue.

5) I would best describe my approach towards solving difficult problems as . . .

a) running around in aimless circles.
b) creating a plan, and then tackling the big obstacles one by one.
c) getting stuck in random nooks.
d) throwing shit at the wall until something sticks.

6) I would describe my physical appearance as . . .

a) skinny.
b) short and stout.
c) infinitely tall.
d) corpulent, with fire cannons for arms.

7) When I get stuck in traffic, I usually respond by . . .

a) visualizing positive things and trying to calm my mood.
b) getting frustrated and silently cursing my fortune for getting stuck.
c) complaining about the traffic to everyone around me.
d) roaring, and then clearing a path for my car with a flurry of rockets.

8) When I take a bite of food . . .

a) I'm thinking about how it'll make me fat and how I have to stay in bikini shape for summer.
b) it somehow moves a perceptible distance before I can get my jaws around it.
c) I don't think anything in particular.

Post your answers, and I'll give you your prognosis.

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1.C
2.C
3.C
4.C
5.C
6.C
7.C
8.C

Word of advice:
If you don't know the answers, just use "C" for all the questions. I swear it works.

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The Civ said:

Word of advice:
If you don't know the answers, just use "C" for all the questions. I swear it works.


Actually if its multiple choice, you should use the repeating pattern A, C, D, C.

If its also on one of those scantron bubble sheets, save the last couple questions to make a little lightning bolt.

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rdwpa said:

1) I usually do not initiate small talk when I'm in public.


Smalltalk went the way of COBOL, plus Java is better anyway (especially Java 8). So I would have to choose A since I agree with it.

rdwpa said:

2) I would describe my attitude towards new people as . . .


I could care less, so I suppose D.

rdwpa said:

3) When I go to a party, I am generally one of the more confident people in the room.


If said person said that he or she is confident that their parachute works and never testing it before jumping off, then I suppose I would have to say B because I would never use a parachute without checking it first.

rdwpa said:

4) When I get into a conflict with a security guard, I am most likely to . . .


Why would you get into a conflict with a security guard?

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5) I would best describe my approach towards solving difficult problems as . . .


E) Creating multiple plans with backups, and tackling all of them at once.

Because taking a one by one approach is very single threaded and this is the modern multi-threaded world.

rdwpa said:

6) I would describe my physical appearance as . . .


I would suppose A since I can eat a three course meal and not gain any weight.

rdwpa said:

7) When I get stuck in traffic, I usually respond by . . .


I never get stuck in traffic, it just does not happen to me. I suppose I would feel very sad if I got stuck in traffic because that would mean that I am pinned down and unable to move. Also cars are heavy.

rdwpa said:

8) When I take a bite of food . . .


D) I hope that the energy required to bite, chew, swallow, digest, and excrete wastes is less than the energy provided by the food.

Because otherwise eating food would be pointless.

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1) I usually do not initiate small talk when I'm in public.

b) disagree

2) I would describe my attitude towards new people as . . .

a) friendly but reserved.

3) When I go to a party, I am generally one of the more confident people in the room.

a) agree

4) When I get into a conflict with a security guard, I am most likely to . . .

b) walk off and say "fuck you buddy" in my head.


5) I would best describe my approach towards solving difficult problems as . . .

d) throwing shit at the wall until something sticks.

6) I would describe my physical appearance as . . .

c) infinitely tall.

7) When I get stuck in traffic, I usually respond by . . .

c) complaining about the traffic to everyone around me.

8) When I take a bite of food . . .

c) I don't think anything in particular.

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1) I don't think anyone does
2) Indifferently paranoid
3) When I go to a party, I'll be the first one to dance
4) Is this a hot female security guard?
5) I'll tackle her big "obstacles"...
6) Skinny & muscular
7) I'm always power walking or running, I don't get stuck
8) I'm thinking how the food feels

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Myer Briggs is a pile of shit. Take the same test three months later you will score a different personality type.

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SYS said:

Myer Briggs is a pile of shit. Take the same test three months later you will score a different personality type.

I always score the exact same ._. INFP

Anyway, answers:
1. A
2. B
3. C
4. A
5. A
6. B
7. B
8. B

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yukib1t said:

I always score the exact same ._. INFP

Anyway, answers:
1. A
2. B
3. C
4. A
5. A
6. B
7. B
8. B


Same. Anyway:

1) D, depends.

2) A

3) C? I'm generally pretty confident at gatherings, but I'm not one of *those* people.

4) A

5) C

6) A

7) A

8) C

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yukib1t said:

I always score the exact same ._. INFP


http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/the-myers-briggs-personality-test-is-pretty-much-meaningless-9359770/?no-ist

"he most obvious flaw is that the MBTI seems to rely exclusively on binary choices….For example, in the category of extrovert v introvert, you’re either one or the other; there is no middle ground. People don’t work this way, no normal person is either 100% extrovert or 100% introvert, just as people’s political views aren’t purely “communist” or “fascist”. Many who use the MBTI claim otherwise, despite the fact that Jung himself disagreed with this and statistical analysis reveals even data produced by the test shows a normal distribution rather than bimodal, refuting the either/or claims of the MBTI."


"One obvious trait that the MBTI has in common with horoscopes is its tendency to describe each personality type using only positive words. Horoscopes are so popular, in part, because they virtually always tell people just what they want to hear, using phrases that most people generally like to believe are true, like “You have a lot of unused potential.” They’re also popular because they are presented as being personalized based on the person’s sign. This has been called the Forer Effect, after psychologist Bertram Forer who, in 1948, gave a personality test to his students and then gave each one a supposedly personalized analysis. The impressed students gave the analyses an average accuracy rating of 85%, and only then did Forer reveal that each had received an identical, generic report. Belief that a report is customized for us tends to improve our perception of the report’s accuracy."


"In summary, it appears that the MBTI does not conform to many of the basic standards expected of psychological tests. Many very specific predictions about the MBTI have not been confirmed or have been proved wrong. There is no obvious evidence that there are 16 unique categories in which all people can be placed. There is no evidence that scores generated by the MBTI reflect the stable and unchanging personality traits that are claimed to be measured. Finally, there is no evidence that the MBTI measures anything of value."

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1) I usually do not initiate small talk when I'm in public.

a) agree


2) I would describe my attitude towards new people as . . .

a) friendly but reserved.

3) When I go to a party, I am generally one of the more confident people in the room.

c) grilled cheese sandwich

4) When I get into a conflict with a security guard, I am most likely to . . .

a) try to resolve the situation amicably.

5) I would best describe my approach towards solving difficult problems as . . .

c) getting stuck in random nooks.

6) I would describe my physical appearance as . . .

a) skinny.

7) When I get stuck in traffic, I usually respond by . . .

d) roaring, and then clearing a path for my car with a flurry of rockets.

8) When I take a bite of food . . .

b) it somehow moves a perceptible distance before I can get my jaws around it.


I'm a Revenant! Doesn't surprise me, really.

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I decided to put a little twist on the Brigg-Myers personality test. This test will help you identify what sort of Doom monster you are at heart.

1) I usually do not initiate small talk when I'm in public.

b) disagree

2) I would describe my attitude towards new people as . . .

a) friendly but reserved.

3) When I go to a party, I am generally one of the more confident people in the room.

b) disagree

4) When I get into a conflict with a security guard, I am most likely to . . .

b) walk off and say "fuck you buddy" in my head.

5) I would best describe my approach towards solving difficult problems as . . .

d) throwing shit at the wall until something sticks.

6) I would describe my physical appearance as . . .

c) infinitely tall.

7) When I get stuck in traffic, I usually respond by . . .

c) complaining about the traffic to everyone around me.

8) When I take a bite of food . . .

c) I don't think anything in particular.

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I wonder what my result will be, hmm.


1 - A
2 - B
3 - A
4 - A
5 - B
6 - AB (Medium / average in height/weight?)
7 - C
8 - C / D(Think about the conversation during dinner, or whatever activity I am doing such as work or watch TV).

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rdwpa said:

I decided to put a little twist on the Brigg-Myers personality test. This test will help you identify what sort of Doom monster you are at heart.

1) I usually do not initiate small talk when I'm in public.

a) agree
b) disagree

2) I would describe my attitude towards new people as . . .

a) friendly but reserved.
b) friendly and open.
c) homicidal.
d) mostly indifferent.

3) When I go to a party, I am generally one of the more confident people in the room.

a) agree
b) disagree
c) grilled cheese sandwich
d) I don't understand the statement

4) When I get into a conflict with a security guard, I am most likely to . . .

a) try to resolve the situation amicably.
b) walk off and say "fuck you buddy" in my head.
c) incinerate him with a ritual magic spell.
d) try to create a scene and draw support to my side of the issue.

5) I would best describe my approach towards solving difficult problems as . . .

a) running around in aimless circles.
b) creating a plan, and then tackling the big obstacles one by one.
c) getting stuck in random nooks.
d) throwing shit at the wall until something sticks.

6) I would describe my physical appearance as . . .

a) skinny.
b) short and stout.
c) infinitely tall.
d) corpulent, with fire cannons for arms.

7) When I get stuck in traffic, I usually respond by . . .

a) visualizing positive things and trying to calm my mood.
b) getting frustrated and silently cursing my fortune for getting stuck.
c) complaining about the traffic to everyone around me.
d) roaring, and then clearing a path for my car with a flurry of rockets.

8) When I take a bite of food . . .

a) I'm thinking about how it'll make me fat and how I have to stay in bikini shape for summer.
b) it somehow moves a perceptible distance before I can get my jaws around it.
c) I don't think anything in particular.

Post your answers, and I'll give you your prognosis.


1 B
2 A
3 C
4 A
5 A
6 huh why is there no fat option but A
7 a
8 c

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Jaxxoon R said:

Maybe you all will never receive an answer. That's what I assumed, so I didn't bother.


If not, we shall all oust rdwpa and boycott/girlcott him.

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Haha yeah. Sorry for the delay guys. Have been busy and didn't expect so many replies, will get to this ASAP!

This one is easy though!

The Civ said:

1.C
2.C
3.C
4.C
5.C
6.C
7.C
8.C

Word of advice:
If you don't know the answers, just use "C" for all the questions. I swear it works.


You scored a 97% match with a Commander Keen.

The psychologist says: Your worst fear is being destroyed, along with everyone identical to you, in a maniac's quest to unlock some kind of exit. So you stay immobile, hoping not to be noticed.

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1) I usually do not initiate small talk when I'm in public. agree

2) I would describe my attitude towards new people as friendly but reserved.

3) When I go to a party, I am generally one of the more confident people in the room. disagree

4) When I get into a conflict with a security guard, I am most likely to walk off and say "fuck you buddy" in my head. (Never been involved in one, though, so I wouldn't know.)

5) I would best describe my approach towards solving difficult problems as throwing shit at the wall until something sticks.

6) I would describe my physical appearance as skinny *as all hell*.

7) When I get stuck in traffic, I usually respond by getting frustrated and silently cursing my fortune for getting stuck.

8) When I take a bite of food I don't think anything in particular.

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I'm bored and apathetic, so why the hell not.

1) I usually do not initiate small talk when I'm in public.
a) agree

2) I would describe my attitude towards new people as . . .
d) mostly indifferent.

3) When I go to a party, I am generally one of the more confident people in the room.
a) agree

4) When I get into a conflict with a security guard, I am most likely to . . .
a) try to resolve the situation amicably.

5) I would best describe my approach towards solving difficult problems as . . .
d) throwing shit at the wall until something sticks.

6) I would describe my physical appearance as . . .
a) skinny?..

7) When I get stuck in traffic, I usually respond by . . .
b) getting frustrated and silently cursing my fortune for getting stuck.

8) When I take a bite of food . . .
c) I don't think anything in particular.

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