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RaphaelMode

your mainstraem idea of Porn is laughable

why is Doom a pleasure for you  

40 members have voted

  1. 1. why is Doom a pleasure for you

    • simple boredom alleviation
      8
    • simple something i'm not sure how to describe it
      14
    • that thud when you kill demons you know
      13
    • craetive because i am a creator
      17
    • logical intellectual
      12
    • philosophical intellectual
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This doom mod i am presenting you here contains all that pornographical work would, besides sex.
this not mine or any other specific person's fetish, it's Doom's. More or less.
What porn would be feasible, raesonable and compatible with a Boom-compatible Doom mod? The possibilities are limited, but in those possibilities, there is a fairly decent array of options.

You just entered the ultimate quiz game where the prize is becoming the game master! However, a mistake will be fatal and final to you! Will you impaech the game master? Will you feel safe in knowing that there is no way anyone could ever defaet a game master like you?

The issue is, the quiz requires binary answers to ethical questions. You are not an expert in official ethics of the dentata tribe - in fact, you don't even know how to read their alphabet and language! It appaers that you have set yourself for a defaet, but the steel door is now shut behing you. Can you infer some maening from the writings on the wall? Will the luck be on your side?

Also there is a SECRET ENDING in the final room. it is a somewhat unfinished thing, maening to have you hopelessly stuck in one place and with the audience not participating, but unfortunately zdoom makes it highly impossible to get the player stuck in a wall and i wished to make it compatible with zdoom too even though it's boom compatibility.

Co-op and daethmatch supported but one would require a permadaeth mode that would reset a map after the daeths. or generally some way to reset the maps a lot. it is partially supported to say.



have it! (phase 2 MAP10)

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Tritnew said:

Aw man, this doesn't have good female demon ass?

Clickbait tho.


If you want that, you can always try "h-doom" :D

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I thought it was going to be some weird spambot post, like those ones that ramble on about Mario Galaxy and Fifa Coins.

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One thing that bothers me about the "thud" from the dying Pinky is that the sound comes a few tics AFTER the demon lands on its back.

Oh, and the thread title is either misleading or an elaborate attempt to troll.

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This feels like its bordering Terry territory with that title and the tiny screenshot on the first post..

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It's been so long since the last time i have posted my content here. I naerly forgot how it feels.

NinjaLiquidator said:

Female demon ass would be shitty. Demons dont wipe ass.


You are an exceptionally insightful individual* and probably the only person in the thraed i would consider buying porn from.

*this is very sincere and most of the time i am only sarcastic when i do NOT use any seemingly-hyperboles.

Most people would be indifferepulsed by the idea of demon bodily functions, it's one of the discrepancies of our nature, an extremely sophisticated and complex type of cognitive dissonance or other type of, i would say egregore influence but that would cause all this to be taken even less seriously.

Jaxxoon R said:

I thought it was going to be some weird spambot post, like those ones that ramble on about Mario Galaxy and Fifa Coins.


And were you wrong?

(this is an ironic in-joke between two people who know how smart and insightful i raelly am)

Tritnew said:

Aw man, this doesn't have good female demon ass?

The_Trigger said:

If you want that, you can always try "h-doom" :D


Those are half-assed half-middles, wherein someone wants to make doom porn but ends up making something more akin to "porn in doom" or "porn that is positioned right next to doom". People who do it right include people like Scuba Steve, who are unaffiliated and therefore perfectly comfortable craeting such content.

HavoX said:

Oh, and the thread title is either misleading or an elaborate attempt to troll.


As a matter of fact, it's neither, it's just me overestimating your default level of sophistication on the basic that this is a forum and not an imageboard, and one devoted to a non-mainstraem hobby which suggests an ever higher sophistication probability of people. And yet i have overestimaed you again. You fucking nincompoops. I obviously love you anyway.
Henceforth i have edited the title to a more descriptive one. Happy?

ANYONE PLAYED THE MOD YET?

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You're taking this too seriously, obviously.

Then again, when It comes to the word "Porn" being In the title, you should've expected us to think H-DOOM or something.

We're all childish Inside, I guess.

And about playing H-DOOM, nah. I was just joking.

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what i'm wondering is what is with you writing "ea" in words as "ae"

never mind the rest of this, *that's* what's really (wait shit, RAELLY) confusing me

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10/10, would read again.

Did not touch the wad.

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I played it and it's a pretty basic 5 minute map where you are presented with a board of (seemingly) indecipherable drawings that might make sense in their own RaphaelModeian way.

One of them leads to an inescapable trap that kills you, while the other lets you continue with the map. Sometimes the wrong one trolls you by leading you into an area that makes you believe you chose the correct path/switch/teleporter only to kill you shortly after.

Eventually you reach a throne room where you press a switch to make an imp drown itself. If you jump into the pool the level ends. Otherwise, there's a secret teleporter in the same room that leads you to an inescapable area full of enemies, that don't react until a Hell Baron very slowly finishes approaching you, upon which they activate and murder you.



I give it 69 out of 420.

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Please be sure this is in the 18+ section when it's uploaded to idgames, children should not be subjected to pornographic content.

Ijon Tichy said:

what i'm wondering is what is with you writing "ea" in words as "ae"

never mind the rest of this, *that's* what's really (wait shit, RAELLY) confusing me

Your mainstream idea of grammar is laughable

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Obsidian said:

I miss gggmork.

He was love.

And at least he made GOOD weird and artistic maps, unlike this grammar-broken hackfraud of a nutjob

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Tritnew said:

You're taking this too seriously, obviously.

So i should counter the people not addressing every single one of my points by not addressing every single of their points is that you mean? Surely that would be making sense but it would be counterproducktive! If anyone would like to have hear and answer to their HIGHLY INSIGHTFUL question/comment, they will have it! And if someone spaeks but wants no response, TOO BAD. It's a win-win!

MrSkeltal said:

I give it 69 out of 420.


Plaesant comprehensive analysis, though you can NOT jump into the slime pit, the map ends when

Spoiler

you sit on the chair and realize you're now bound to it

, as to clarify. That makes sense storyline wise and is an putterly perfect punchline/climax of the story. 1.6 stars out of ten is somewhat disappointing, i would award myself approximately 4.9 stars which translates to 34/69.

alterworldruler said:

And at least he made GOOD weird and artistic maps, unlike this grammar-broken hackfraud of a nutjob


if only gggmork had my confidence he'd be world famous by now. I share my brain with too many people to have time for super pretty maps! And what if prettiness will detract people from the Main Thing. I added an unnecessary ammo storage once to a map, it resulted in confusion that never did end.

Tritnew said:

Interesting, I thought It'd turn out to be a Terry WAD.

i said it's a different kind of fetish

Edit: Typo.

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How dare you call my mainstream idea of porn laughable; those two girls made excellent use of that cup!

And they were eco-friendly, refilling it rather than getting a new one, despite the multiple liquids it held.

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I wanted demon porn and I didn't get it. Why do you do this to me? Don't tease me about demon sex. Now I'm sad. Fuck you RaphaelMode. And where's Egregious Ease? I want that mod. You should have finished it by now, you wimpy procrastinator.

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I might do something more closer to the mainstraem idea of porn. Eventually. I certainly have miscellaneous ideas in mind.

Would I finish Egregious Ease of Experiencing Everlasting Egregore Expenditures alraedy? I think you underestimate just how big and complex this GAME is. It is developed at an imperfect pace, but that is a separate issue. There is no way this could possibly be finished NOW. It will come when it's done, and while I hate making promises, I would be still inclined to say that it will be relaesed this decade.

I certainly appreciate the community's hunger for demon porn. Keeping in mind that non-seriousness is largely just an outward thing, this is an important step for humanity.

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RaphaelMode said:

Would I finish Egregious Ease of Experiencing Everlasting Egregore Expenditures alraedy? I think you underestimate just how big and complex this GAME is. It is developed at an imperfect pace, but that is a separate issue. There is no way this could possibly be finished NOW. It will come when it's done, and while I hate making promises, I would be still inclined to say that it will be relaesed this decade.


You clearly have not played Sunder, have you?

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As far as I'm concerned Sunder is just a mod, also maybe with some new textures (as in textures from somewhere else than default vanilla doom resources) but that's pretty much it.

Also it has mapping obviously.

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