ztkt Posted June 6, 2016 http://www.mediafire.com/download/hx18mfvcg42smmi/idontknow.wad 5 simple but difficult maps. Try to beat it :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Suitepee Posted June 6, 2016 Ok seriously, this has to be a joke right? All of these maps are deliberately awful/unplayable. Map 01 starts you off stuck in a wall surrounded by HOM's as the enemies circle around you, unable to reach. Map 02 has pain sectors, crushers and a Cyberdemon with no health/armor around. Map 03 has 23k+ monsters and lags like hell. Map 04 has 40k+ monsters and lags like hell. Map 05 traps you with a Cyber in a small square and has 10k monsters+ outside of that. You teleport outside of this square only to lag like hell amidst Spider Masterminds stuck together. And all the maps have awful texturing. Nominating this for Post Hell, and for the author to be ashamed of himself. 0 Share this post Link to post
ztkt Posted June 6, 2016 Lol. Well yes this is a joke wad Was it funny at least 0 Share this post Link to post
BigDickBzzrak Posted June 6, 2016 WHAT THE HELL I'll just say two sentences and it'll make it clear. When I opened MAP04 in Doom Retro, it lagged like hell. But when I opened the console, I was greeted with the message "This map has no nodes and only one subsector". You've just wasted 751 KB of my hard drive. Seriously man, stop making this trash and switch to normal WADs. PLEASE. ------------------- I'd rather play WOW.wad than this. It's actually beatable. 0 Share this post Link to post
Spectre01 Posted June 6, 2016 This is like the 5th time this guy made a thread with a joke wad. Stop taking the bait folks. 0 Share this post Link to post
SFoZ911 Posted June 6, 2016 At least post some screenshots to see if it's actually worth playing. 0 Share this post Link to post
Walter confetti Posted June 6, 2016 If the guy who made the Something Awful series (maps that I like it even the bland 1994 aesthetics) have to complain about this levels, they must be REAL BAD. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fonze Posted June 6, 2016 walter confalonieri said:If the guy who made the Something Awful series (maps that I like it even the bland 1994 aesthetics) have to complain about this levels, they must be REAL BAD. Rofl you took the words right out of my mouth. 0 Share this post Link to post
Not Jabba Posted June 6, 2016 ztkt said:Did anyone like my wad? Sorry, but nobody actually likes stuff like this. We've all seen a huge number of minimal-effort maps spun as "jokewads" by beginners who aren't yet skilled enough to fill a more serious niche, and in addition to the fact that these maps aren't good to begin with, we're all really tired of it. I would suggest taking a look at all the great wads that are out there (or even looking at the jokewads that people actually find funny, like Ludicrium or InstaDoom), and seeing if you can take any inspiration from them. 0 Share this post Link to post
Yugiboy85 Posted June 6, 2016 This wad makes wow.wad look like a freakin masterpiece :D (Jokes, or not...) 0 Share this post Link to post
CrazyDoomguy Posted June 6, 2016 ztkt said:Did anyone like my wad? I looked this map, but I should say, it really bad map... have you real test it? 1. Level 1 Player is stuck into wall... 2. Level 2 idea is interesting, but is impossible, because no ammo and missing texture. You need make better for example no light blinking - hard to see. 3. Over 10.000 monsters in one smal room can make PC break... it not fun. 4. Try make map more creativity, look other WADs and try understand creativity. 5. Test it. Test from beginn to end. 0 Share this post Link to post
joe-ilya Posted June 6, 2016 This is a jokewad : https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/s-u/untitled This is a trollwad : https://www.doomworld.com/vb/wads-mods/88750-i-made-a-new-wad/ Two different things! 0 Share this post Link to post
Walter confetti Posted June 6, 2016 some screenshots, if you really want (spoilered for size reason): Spoiler ewww, what a mapset. These are 5 maps with 3 game-breaking one that includes more than 40000 cyberdemons and archviles... ok... MAP02 is the "best" of the bunch, it have a trippy (maybe too much) and nice concept, i've made some jokewads with the randomized crushers in the room too, next time try to do a normal slaughtermap... or a working jokewad with some funny parts... 0 Share this post Link to post
Liberation Posted June 6, 2016 Well, I'm looking forward to playing these maps! 0 Share this post Link to post
ztkt Posted June 6, 2016 walter confalonieri said:some screenshots, if you really want (spoilered for size reason): Spoiler http://i.imgur.com/ePHA79e.png http://i.imgur.com/i6YgUx9.png http://i.imgur.com/TISVXat.png http://i.imgur.com/tLDAv6H.png http://i.imgur.com/pBB6Vz8.png ewww, what a mapset. These are 5 maps with 3 game-breaking one that includes more than 40000 cyberdemons and archviles... ok... MAP02 is the "best" of the bunch, it have a trippy (maybe too much) and nice concept, i've made some jokewads with the randomized crushers in the room too, next time try to do a normal slaughtermap... or a working jokewad with some funny parts... I've made few normal slaughtermaps. Please go and play them too 0 Share this post Link to post
Reisal Posted June 6, 2016 Try harder, this is just garbage whipped up in like 5 minutes.. 0 Share this post Link to post
Azuruish Posted June 6, 2016 ztkt said:Did anyone like my wad? OF COURSE WE DO. THIS IS WHAT WE ALL LOVE TO PLAY MY DEAR!!! 0 Share this post Link to post
Walter confetti Posted June 6, 2016 ztkt said:I've made few normal slaughtermaps. Please go and play them too all right, can you give the links? 0 Share this post Link to post
ztkt Posted June 6, 2016 walter confalonieri said:all right, can you give the links? https://www.doomworld.com/vb/wads-mods/88606-i-made-another-wad/ https://www.doomworld.com/vb/wads-mods/88398-my-new-wad/ https://www.doomworld.com/vb/wads-mods/87891-my-first-wad/ https://www.doomworld.com/vb/wads-mods/88247-another-wad-by-me/ All i've shared 0 Share this post Link to post
gaspe Posted June 6, 2016 But putting links to your previous low effort troll maps is pointless 0 Share this post Link to post
baja blast rd. Posted June 6, 2016 The earlier ones were more subtle. You've lost your edge. :) 0 Share this post Link to post
snapshot Posted June 6, 2016 ztkt said:Did anyone like my wad? ztkt said:Lol. Well yes this is a joke wad ztkt said:Was it funny at least 0 Share this post Link to post
Walter confetti Posted June 6, 2016 ztkt said:https://www.doomworld.com/vb/wads-mods/87891-my-first-wad/ Oh boy, you're the guy who made that mapset? I think it was yaqxsw doing that... 0 Share this post Link to post
Azuruish Posted June 6, 2016 walter confalonieri said:Oh boy, you're the guy who made that mapset? I think it was yaqxsw doing that... At least yaqxsw makes mapset/design better than that lame mapper. 0 Share this post Link to post
CrazyDoomguy Posted June 6, 2016 walter confalonieri said:Oh boy, you're the guy who made that mapset? I think it was yaqxsw doing that... Your opinion about my map is strange... 0 Share this post Link to post
MistAche Posted June 6, 2016 bzzrak said:------------------- I'd rather play WOW.wad than this. It's actually beatable. Is it? fairly certain you can't beat it man... but I'd rather play it than this trash too. I find it amusing how much attention this guy is getting with his garbage... and I'm with Suitepee, for Hell posts and shame. It might sound harsh, but he doesn't take any feedback onboard, so it's difficult for me to show empathy. His 'Wads' are embarrassing. 0 Share this post Link to post
sudo459 Posted June 7, 2016 This is kind of sad. I actually learned to ignore wads by you. Even if you ended up making something good, I still wouldn't play it. :( 0 Share this post Link to post
TheNerdTurtle2 Posted June 7, 2016 So what's the point of this post getting attention? If no one responds he stops making shit maps, this post got more attention than many more deserving posts 0 Share this post Link to post
