Tracer Posted June 11, 2016 So I was wondering...what is the funniest thing you have ever seen? For me, it was this dumb dream I had about Duke Nukem. There was a press conference being held in honor of Duke saving the world again. There was this nerdy newscaster speaking into a microphone. Warning, there is some NSFW content: Spoiler "Duke, you have saved the world and (the town I live in) again! What are you gonna do now?" Duke lights a cigar and says, "I'm gonna go jack off." Then walks away with a cocky pep in his step. The newscaster freaks out and fumbles with the microphone and the dream ends. 0 Share this post Link to post
Solid Plissken Posted June 11, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fahXMxCPPlA 0 Share this post Link to post
Budoka Posted June 11, 2016 Best advert ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc 0 Share this post Link to post
kuchitsu Posted June 11, 2016 When I was around 16-17 years old, CD-i Youtube Poops were so funny I often had problems breathing when I watched them. Especially these where there was no real meaning and it was all about fucking around with sound and video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5vW5boxNoc I still feel like it's some sort of a "next level" art form that the world just isn't ready for yet. 0 Share this post Link to post
Solid Plissken Posted June 11, 2016 New cartoon just got released a few minutes ago. It's my new lulziest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IEO-wj877o 0 Share this post Link to post
MrGlide Posted June 11, 2016 Funniest thing huh? hmm I'v seen alot of funny stuff. This fight in chicago Is something I found very funny recently. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM_HJ9eI8QU 0 Share this post Link to post
Clonehunter Posted June 11, 2016 As Patch Adams learned, laughter does not cure cancer. 0 Share this post Link to post
Zed Posted June 12, 2016 The other day I saw a gay cockroach. It was coming out of the closet. 1 Share this post Link to post
Da Eediot Posted June 12, 2016 Zed said:The other day I saw a gay cockroach. It was coming out of the closet. Badum tssss! 0 Share this post Link to post
Da Eediot Posted June 12, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4KNZuBakeA Suicidal Clown 0 Share this post Link to post
an_mutt Posted June 12, 2016 kuchitsu said:When I was around 16-17 years old, CD-i Youtube Poops were so funny I often had problems breathing when I watched them. Especially these where there was no real meaning and it was all about fucking around with sound and video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5vW5boxNoc I still feel like it's some sort of a "next level" art form that the world just isn't ready for yet. Youtube Poops were the most hilarious things to me in 2007, and I unironically think guysafari and shroomhead1 hit that "transcended artform" level of pooping where I enjoyed their videos beyond the levels of dick and poop jokes. Kroboproductions was also pretty funny, although he's rather... pedestrian. 1 Share this post Link to post
BluePineapple72 Posted June 17, 2016 Here's a joke "leak" I wrote back before DOOM 4 was released Spoiler DOOM: Repurcussions of CyberBullying John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!" So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons "I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon But something was different! The demons weren't overjoyed at the sight of the behemoth, and John wasn't ready to kill him, they were.. They were all laughing at him! "He looks like a fucking rock troll!!" Said the imps "Huhuhu look at that dumbass!" Said the Archvile "And I thought I was fat" Said the Mancubus. "You are fat dumbass" Said the pinky. "Yeah but he looks like 2 million pounds"! "Mancubus, you are 2 BILLION pounds." "Shut up pinky pie >:(" 4 rivers of tears ran down the ogre's face as the demons, and John (who is now a zombie), all laughed at the hunchback. "Why do you all hate me ::( " roared the cyberdemon "Because you're ugly!!" Said the hell knigh. "Look whose talking butt-face" snorted the baron. "Hey fuck you turd sniffer >B(" then all the demons fought eachother while the cyberdemon ran home. Back at the Tower of Babel, the cyberdemon lies on the floor crying, too fat to shoot the lost souls who fly above him and mock his appearance, he then decides life is too much for him. He begins to raise his canon arm into his mouth when he hears "NO STOP" The cyberdemon turns to see executive producer of the new doom(tm) Marty Sratton running to his rescue. "What do you want", "I've come here to tell you that you have too much to live for! Besides you'll only be revived by an Arch-Vile to be made fun of even more." "But why is life worth living for when you live in misery, I know what I must do know, I must kill them all, even those fucking ogres!!" "No cyber, you are the ogres." The snarky comment makes the cyberdemon loose it, he then commits suicide. But alas he is in hell, so he can't really die. He now walks the earth, teaching children about the dangers of cyberbullying, along with Steven Sagal, Ronald McDonald, Tobuscus, and that one dude from Breaking Bad. But one day all the children laugh at him, so he kills them. The sudden outburst of evil causes him to loose like a shit ton of pounds, the harvesting of the children's souls cause him to get super fucking shredded as well. "HEAVEN YEAH, IM GONNA RETURN TO HELL AND SHOW THOSE CYBERBULLIES WHOSE BOSS. He then returns to hell to show those cyber bullies whose boss, much to his dismay, he sees all the demons (minus the mancubus, who died of diabetus) all large, fat, and hunched. " What the full happened here!!" "Being fat is the new cool here in hell, gtfo meat head." Said the demons. "I WILL SHOOT AT YOU" Said the cyber demon, but the ceiling fell and they all died, but they were like resurrected and shit, also they were all given perfect bodies, minus the cyberdemon, who now looks like a halo grunt. The end. It's probably not funny, but it's really fucking stupid 0 Share this post Link to post
Voros Posted June 17, 2016 Was it this? https://www.doomworld.com/vb/post/1588773 0 Share this post Link to post
RUSH Posted June 17, 2016 The slow motion killed me. Worst voice crack ever. 0 Share this post Link to post
PureSlime Posted June 18, 2016 my favourite youtube poop, and the gold standard to which all ytps should be held 0 Share this post Link to post
DoOmEr4LiFe Posted June 18, 2016 Nothing makes me lose my shit more than these two movies. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ashstrodamus Posted June 18, 2016 OMG, Shittyflute is fucking hilarious. Here's Megadeth shittyfluted. 0 Share this post Link to post
FreddBoy Posted June 18, 2016 Thanks for nearly killing me with laughter you bastards! The Naked Gun, YouTube PooP and ShittyFlute videos had me crying with laughter, so much so my wife walked in asking if I was OK or having a seizure. 0 Share this post Link to post