X86 tablets

[Bucket]

So my netbook died and I'm looking for another ultra-small, ultra-cheap solution for making music and other things on the go. I intend to install Ubuntu Studio but I'd settle for Windows 10 if it has the space for it.

Recommendations?

[Megalyth]

I thought this thread was going to be about ingestible processors. Too much Goatlord.

[AndrewB]

I'm imagining sitting at a computer and constantly refreshing a Fedex-like tracking page for the meal you just ate. Complete with social media sharing buttons of course.

[Aliotroph?]

In my mind the sweet spot for portable computers that actually do anything useful is still occupied by small laptops. I have yet to see a tablet that could both run a platform design for working and run at a reasonable speed. Of course Linux is versatile, but I suspect you have to do some work to get an optimal setup with a slow computer.

[Bucket]

Let's assume that I'm perfectly capable of doing just that. What tablets/convertibles would you recommend?