Funny/Weird/Shocking/Awesome School Stories

[Mauzki]

I have some quite interesting ones from High school (ironically posting this after getting my certificate from the place) My class had developed what we call a "Sandwich bomb" which is when you mix a sandwich in a bag with water and just shake it up. Poor blond guy in our class was nuked with one, he tried to block it with his blazer but the bomb went into his blazer, causing moldy tuna to explode within his blazer, with a big "Oh no, oh no" he soon noticed that tuna was sliding out of his sleeves.

Was this one time I discovered just in general how weird my class was, we had this guy (lets call him Ben) in our class, Ben put nicely was rather odd, but not too odd (or so I thought) he'd usually go in the bathroom a lot for no reason, and shout out odd things from there from time to time. One time hear him shouting "Oh its sweetcorn tonight, baby!" and ran out of the bathroom, before I could go there and see for myself what he did,I saw someone else go and investigate what he did, herd the guy opening the door going "SOMEONE SHAT ON THE FLOOR"

Also noticed some of these stories have themes of shiting, have we all been affected by the pooping bandit?

[Pure Hellspawn]

Went to high school in early to mid '00s. Sat next to this kid who seemed friendly and was somewhat popular in a few classes.

Turns it out a few years after graduation he committed a second degree murder and is still incarcerated for it.

There's more to say but i'm not going to go into too much detail.

In Middle School, the school wouldn't let me eat at the school thanksgiving meal because apparently I couldn't eat appropriately with a fork at the time. what a weird reason to kick someone out, but that's life.

[Saturn]

In the cafeteria, me and my friend stuffed a hot dog bun full of goldfish snacks.

He fucking ate the entire thing.

[Fulgrim]

First day of high school some seniors and jr's thought it would be funny to force the freshmen to drink some extremely hot sauce and one of them got the idea to start putting the hot sauce in peoples eyes. When they caught me sitting alone they thought they would try their prank on me. When they tried to force me to drink the hot sauce I snatched the bottle from the one holding it and throw it right at him with the cap open. He got hot sauce all down his shirt and on his face. He quickly tried to wipe his face without realizing that he had some on one of his fingers. Hot sauce ended up in one of his eyes. I got into a lot of fights because of that my first two years of high school and practically live in the in school suspension room most of high school. Kind of funny because if people would have just left me alone, like I wanted, I wouldn't have had an issue with anyone.

[Mauzki]

Fulgrim said:

First day of high school some seniors and jr's thought it would be funny to force the freshmen to drink some extremely hot sauce and one of them got the idea to start putting the hot sauce in peoples eyes. When they caught me sitting alone they thought they would try their prank on me. When they tried to force me to drink the hot sauce I snatched the bottle from the one holding it and throw it right at him with the cap open. He got hot sauce all down his shirt and on his face. He quickly tried to wipe his face without realizing that he had some on one of his fingers. Hot sauce ended up in one of his eyes. I got into a lot of fights because of that my first two years of high school and practically live in the in school suspension room most of high school. Kind of funny because if people would have just left me alone, like I wanted, I wouldn't have had an issue with anyone.

You should make a wad which replaces the shotgun with Hot sauce.

[ClumsyDoomer]

- There's a small guy who looks exactly like Frodo Baggins in our school. He seems to be mentally sick, though. He often shouts random things as loudly as he can, sometimes he kicks his classmates' asses (girls too) for no reason, and when he gets avenged, he starts to cry and shout something like "AAAAH PLEASE DON'T HURT ME, PLEASE STOP, I WANT TO LIVE". And teachers believe him. Sometimes he even falls on his knees or rolls on the floor.
Sometimes I with my classmates am asked to watch the corridors, and that bitch is totally uncontrollable, although weak and dumb. He likes to run, and we always stop everyone who tries to run. And he completely ignores us. When we come close, he tries to act like some ninja, he crouches, rolls on the floor in attempt to run away, etc. As far as I know, though, such stupid behavior can be caused by epilepsy cures.

- Someone had found an alive maggot inside a waffle in our messhall (we're all forced to eat there and pay for that, lol). Russian schools at it again. I assume it was delicious.

[Endless]

On 15/8/2016 at 2:21 AM, Voros said:

Did anything interesting/not-usually-normal ever happen in your school days?
Share them here!

Less than a year ago (maybe 8 months ago), I was in Grade 9. Now something happened one day and I never bothered to learn. At the end of the day, my friend told me about the incident: A girl in Grade 6 was giving a boy (also Grade 6) a handjob, in the middle of the class. The teacher caught them.

The boy was expelled and so was the girl. I forgot the details but another girl/boy later took the face of the girl, and pasted it onto a naked pornstar picture, then uploaded to Instagram. That person got suspended.

Another story: WAY BACK, like preschool or something, in a different school, there was a class going on. Suddenly there was disgusting smell in the air. I looked behind me to see a boy with a strange expression on his face. I looked under my chair, and what do I see? Shit. Under his chair.

So I tell the teacher that the smell is coming from that shit. Then teacher tells us all to get out of the classroom (iirc, the teacher was holding her nose).

One more (my favourite): In a Grade 3, me and a bunch us were doing afterschool lesons. The guy next me was secretly playing with a yo-yo under the table. I asked how does one play with the yo-yo. He said to use the middle finger. Then I look at my hand and and then said "so this is the middle finger" WHILE RAISING THE FINGER IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. The teacher instantly said "PUT YOUR HAND DOWN!". The guy next to me snickered and told me what the finger meant.

And that's how I learned about the middle finger and "fuck".

Wtf with those first two? The second one... holy crap. Literally.

 

[Deleted_Account]

Back in high school someone sneaked into the music classroom and took a massive dump right on the teachers desk.

[Neurosis]

Courtesy of my friends here, I remembered a story from about ten years ago.

 

"I have a poem" said the kid to the teacher, or at least that's what she thought she heard at first. The kid repeated himself, and it dawned on the teacher that he didn't say "poem". No, this was a word you couldn't throw around on a plane much less a school in Colorado, aka home of crazy people and school shooters. So we got evacuated to some other school and had to wait in a gym for most of the night before they realized that there wasn't a bomb or anything dangerous in the kid's locker. But the best part about this is my entire class and I got out of detention that day. Yeah, some idiot tried to give the WHOLE class detention. So you could say that, just this once, a bomb threat saved a life. The end.

[[McD] James]

I got banned from the school library for one week after I downloaded an Atari 2600 emulator and played The A-Team. I didn't realise the volume on the computer was set to max, so everyone in the library heard Atari 2600 sound effects at full volume.

[Memfis]

Stole some girl's shoe, fapped to it, then sneakily put it back. I was like 10 years old but still, WTF.

[Jimmy]

^

 

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Reading that made me feel illegal.

[CARRiON]

1 hour ago, Memfis said:

Stole some girl's shoe, fapped to it, then sneakily put it back. I was like 10 years old but still, WTF.

Dayum son, your foot fetish really kicked in at an early age eh?

[UglyStru]

1 hour ago, Memfis said:

Stole some girl's shoe, fapped to it, then sneakily put it back. I was like 10 years old but still, WTF.

what the fuck man

[Voros]

Stole some girl's shoe, fapped to it, then sneakily put it back. I was like 10 years old but still, WTF.

Hey, it could've been worse.

[UglyStru]

On 8/16/2016 at 4:23 AM, bzzrak said:

I was carrying a knife to school between 3rd and 5th grade, just to be cool. Then one day it fell out of my pocket (during class), however I managed to run away. I've never carried a knife since then.
I also had one of those little bags for cameras, that you wear on your belt. Man, I had such insane stuff there: the aforementioned knife, 2 compasses, some sort of rope. Yeah, I'm a dumb guy.

Back in 6th grade, I used to be in Boy Scouts and left a small knife and some other gear in my backpack from a camping trip that past weekend. Someone saw it through the mesh pocket and reported me. I got suspended and arrested for it. I didn't even know it was there. I was pissed. I was like 12 years old ffs. 

 

And then someone thought I was going to shoot up my college just because I played Doom and listened to metal music. I got expelled for that one and once again, got arrested for it. This was just last year. 

[Voros]

We got a new guy this year. In his bag, he has those multipurpose tools (like a swiss army knife) complete with knifes, hammers, aces, screwdrivers, scissors, soda can openers, pliers, wrenches, etc. and a homemade taser. And a bottle of mercury. And whatever random chemical substance he conjured up in his home. Even wrote a guide on making crystal meth and said it took him several days to successfully make it.

He also has a thing for fountain pens and porn.

[CARRiON]

20 minutes ago, stru said:

And then someone thought I was going to shoot up my college just because I played Doom and listened to metal music. I got expelled for that one and once again, got arrested for it. This was just last year. 

I'm sorry, but I find it incredibly difficult to believe a school would kick you out just because you happen to like more extreme entertainment.

[BigDickBzzrak]

5 minutes ago, Voros said:

Even wrote a guide on making crystal meth and said it took him several days to successfully make it.

I doubt it tbh. If he were serious, he'd probably refrain from bragging about it as that kind of stuff can result in getting arrested.

Also I don't thnk you're allowed to carry mercury around like that, that stuff's toxic too.

[Voros]

He carries it with him. Calls it his lucky charm. We all saw it with our own eyes.

As for the meth, he didn't brag actually. We just noticed it in the folder he carries and then... Yeah.

He also made a tesla coil for a science project.

Ofc it's not legal or anything, but why should we follow the rules when we're still young ;)

[NeedHealth]

I heard someone talking about teachers searching for a sixth or fifth guy who was sieg hailing everyone exiting after the german lesson.

[Red]

One time we got back from recess and the ceiling was covered with used maxi pads stuck on it

[TootsyBowl]

You guys are lucky. I go to a Christian, morally upright school, so nothing weird happens aside from random funny moments that you forget once the day's out. Mostly accidents or dumb puns/jokes.

 

At a previous school, however, there was a guy tossing glass bottles down onto the street outside the school from the apartment blocks opposite said school. Some IT guy almost got hit.

[Maes]

I don't know if army and university toilets count, but I do have some interesting war stories tales to tell.

[Voros]

Any educational facility will suffice :)

[NeedHealth]

Are those tall tales, old wives' tales or, old fishing (wives') tales? Could you swear like a sailor that they are truth.

[Battle_Korbi]

I went to a "boy's high school" (you could count the amount of girls in the entire school on one hand in almost every generation), and since my entire life is a anime, my generation and my class counted 8 girls. Even afterwards there wasn't more than 1 (if there was any at all). Talk about coincidences.

 

Either way, one old guy who we had as a teacher always tried to hit on this girl, and since I was quite close to this girl (we were friends and nothing else), the teacher saw me as "competition" and always tried to fuck me over ("losing" my graded test, and lowering my grades and shit), tried to prank me or downright pick on me, just to "eliminate" me. I dunno what happened after school ended, but either way the poor girl did not yield to his "seductions" at all. And I managed to get out of there with above average grades after all.

 

Yeah there was stupid shit like throwing tables out of the window and make-shift flamethrowers but I just wanted to share this one for a while now. You don't get to be a involutary "romance rival" every day, especially to a drunk creep like that dude.

[BigDickBzzrak]

1 hour ago, NeedHealth said:

I heard someone talking about teachers searching for a sixth or fifth guy who was sieg hailing everyone exiting after the german lesson.

Haha, I once sieg heiled the principal of my school, with a few buddies. She was, ofcourse, looking the other way.

But guess what, she turned around just as I swung my arm. The buddies disappeared instantly, and I creamed my pants even quicker. She gave me some completely unrelated remark about eating apples from the school backyard, though.

 

In my defence, I was 14 and even edgier than I am now.

[Battle_Korbi]

1 minute ago, bzzrak said:

The buddies disappeared instantly, and I creamed my pants even quicker.

*insert lenny face here*

[MFG38]

I made myself a Jäger-Cola at school once.

 

Okay, not actually at school, but on my way to the school, I dropped by a shop to buy a Coke. Then I took a small bottle of Jägermeister I'd snuck into my backpack and mixed some of it in. The rest of the day I spent drinking from that. And nobody ever found out.

 

That's about the only "crazy" story I have.