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YOU FOOL!

also post pics :P

I look like a fat lesbian PE teacher. It's horrible. I'll post pics soon (against my better judgement..)

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4 minutes ago, Doomkid said:

I just shaved my beard for the first time in forever. I also just learned that shaving my beard is a horrible mistake to be avoided at all costs in future.

Well, I hope you didn't do that, but I'm curious how you look now ;P

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2 minutes ago, Doomkid said:

I look like a fat lesbian PE teacher. It's horrible. I'll post pics soon (against my better judgement..)

 

I'd rather look like a fat lesbian PE teacher than a 12 year old when I shave mine... 

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Ha ha, due to a dynasty's long lasting trait I cannot grow a beard at all! Never have to spend money on shaving ever :D

 

However, going by this logic (in the last few posts), if I ever managed to get a beard (by divine intervention or modern medicine), I would either turn straight men gay within seconds or be mistaken either of Ori or Nori upon sight :/

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Oh, I shave very rarely. Not that I enjoy having a beard but it's just such an unpleasant process imo. I don't want to put sharp objects against my face, I have better things to do.

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My beard has been a permanent fixture on my face for about three years, and I wouldn't be without it. Especially now with long hair (which I've also no intention of getting rid of), I'd look like a 12-year-old girl, lol

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41 minutes ago, MegaZzZeux said:

 

I'd rather look like a fat lesbian PE teacher than a 12 year old when I shave mine... 

Screw that I'll take all the years I can get. I shave at this point in hopes of getting carded.

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Heh, it was my friend's birthday a couple of months ago and a group of us went out, funnily enough, two of us didn't get id'd and we're the youngest xD 

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1 hour ago, Eris Falling said:

My beard has been a permanent fixture on my face for about three years, and I wouldn't be without it. Especially now with long hair (which I've also no intention of getting rid of), I'd look like a 12-year-old girl, lol

I remember being 20 and walking home from Uni. Pass by two highschool girls and overhear one saying "Was that a guy or a girl?" :'(

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Just because we are talking about beards, I will have to say that mine is to the pedobeard side of things. Like, it is getting a bit better as time passes by, but it still needs around 1-2 months to grow to full size and even then it is ridiculously short (not extremely proud here). 

But I keep it, because it looks decent and plus, my face looks like a baby's ass without it and that is one of the things that I least want (trust me, it seems horrible).

 

Then I see my friend who can make a full beard in 1-2 weeks (at times I was jealous) and it can also be red at some parts. We call him Redbeard for that.

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On 29/10/2017 at 4:08 PM, Grimosaur said:

I was chased by a stingray once when I was snorkeling on holiday in Madeira, apparantly it was the "fastest I'd ever swam" as my dad told me...

That sounds dangerous, but man, LOL.

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Speaking of beards, some guy on reddit talked about a friend he had. This friend was part greek part italian or something similar.

 

Either way, this guy could shave at 7am and have a beard again at 1pm.

The sad part was that he went to a school were facial hair was forbidden. I think the guy had to shave his beard at the principals office to prove that he was making an effort.

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2 minutes ago, Praetor said:

thats random fact number 2, i dont know why i hate myself

You should prolly figure that out and fix it. Low self esteem is unhealthy.

 

2 minutes ago, NeedHealth said:

Speaking of beards

I don't know why everyone keeps talking about beards, I grow a thick healthy beard, and quickly. I always shave my face with beard trimmers though as having a beard in a factory is quite bothersome. I also can't shave with a razor as many metals cause my skin to break our really bad, So I always have a 5'oclock shadow.

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19 hours ago, Doomkid said:

I just shaved my beard for the first time in forever. I also just learned that shaving my beard is a horrible mistake to be avoided at all costs in future.

Looks like i'm not alone who doesn't like shaving :-D i understand your pain

19 hours ago, MegaZzZeux said:

 

Hmm, I never learned how to swim, and my junior year in high school I took lessons a few times...and even then I couldn't float, so I just gave up. 12 years later and I still can't swim.

Well, at least you tried to learn. I don't even tried to learn because i know that it will be waste of time

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On the beard topic, I've always been clean shaven, but wondered how I'd look in facial hair. Since I don't know if it would be an improvement or not, I just keep shaving by default.

 

As for swimming, I learned to swim a while ago, but I can't float motionless. Even if I fill my lungs with air, I sink. I'm just dense, I guess. :-P

 

EDIT: Another random fact about myself.... seems like 50% of my recent posts wind up at the top of a new page.

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About schwimming: I hate water but I had forcibly learned to swim when my older brother dragged me out 30 meters from the shore and then left me to swim-or-die I guess. Geeze, I wonder what happened afterwards?

 

Original content: I firmly believe that I share my body with a ghost of a deceased tumblr fangirl who ships everything at sight, proposes (for the lack of better word) rather "obscene" thoughts, and when bored discusses headcanons and WMGs. Latest topic was: "Are HP's Patronuses the same thing as Stands from Jojo?". Previous topic was:"What happens when we put roller-blades on Assault Marines?". It never gets boring :P

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Oh boy, swimming!

Some time ago I learned a crappy version of swimming and to this day I haven't fixed it and I won't. Basically I can swim in many stances, like going backwards, swimming forwards, moving only hands or only legs (sometimes I even twist my legs together making them feel like a single object and I leave them be, while I move myself with my hands), doing a frog swimming technique where I am pretty fast thanks to my legs pushing tons of water back, e.t.c., but I last for 5 minutes top and I am being generous here (maybe 2 to 3 minutes average).

I guess that my swimming suffers from me not being able to relax in water and I always have to not be deep inside the sea.

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I doggie paddled until 14 when I tried for life guard certification. I doggie like a god though. :D

 

Also no beard for me Just doesn't look right on me. I shave exclusively with a pair of small green scissors.

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I cannot stand any body hair, to the point of shaving multiple times a day. I'm looking into treatment to remove it for good. Gah.

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