Doomworld Confessions

[mrthejoshmon]

Mithran Denizen said:

I'm 100% sure there aren't any actual people here.

I'm quite certain you are a chinese spider sent to spy on us non human robots for your masters.

[roadworx]

mrthejoshmon said:

I'm quite certain you are a chinese spider sent to spy on us non human robots for your masters.

i'm pretty sure that you're actually dozens of tiny midgets trying to overthrow the norwegian parliament so that you can install a fascist government run by a horse

[Mithran Denizen]

dew said:

That's the first rule they teach you in the Doomworld Moderator school. It helps clicking the trigger when they cry and beg.

Haha. I was 100% sure there aren't any moderators here either. Now I am not so sure.

[nxGangrel]

roadworx said:

i'm pretty sure that you're actually dozens of tiny midgets trying to overthrow the norwegian parliament so that you can install a fascist government run by a horse

I'm am for sure you're an evil four legged tech gorilla from vietnam that can't help but toy with mistress alice's box of children parts, and can't be like all the normal sporks in the kitchen living in pigeon land, that must be in the ranks of the rock nazi's and their bathroom cleaning cleansers, where the big bad orange man is our president, and niggy tardust has no meaning! Have you no shame?

[Voros]

nxGangrel said:

I'm am for sure you're an evil four legged tech gorilla from vietnam that can't help but toy with mistress alice's box of children parts, and can't be like all the normal sporks in the kitchen living in pigeon land, that must be in the ranks of the rock nazi's and their bathroom cleaning cleansers, where the big bad orange man is our president, and niggy tardust has no meaning! Have you no shame?

I believe you are nothing more than a six legged virus hellbent on the extinction of the penguins in Europe, and yet you stay inside your drawer writing poetry to your americanese cousin. Why can't you just be part of the local area network like a normal hospital bed and just blabber on forever about pink pillows like you used to your last lifetime as a human? Worlds doesn't have enough pillows anyways, that doesn't meam you should stop bringing it up.

_{Voros was losered for not letting this joke die}

[Clonehunter]

[Benjogami]

I didn't know about the Blogs forum until ~2 months ago.

[Linguica]

Benjogami said:

I didn't know about the Blogs forum until ~2 months ago.

And to think it's going away in a month...

[Bauul]

I first registered for the Doomworld forums in August 2000. But I didnt log in for many years, and upon returning relatively recently I discovered my post-count had been wiped to zero.

I pretend that it doesn't bother me that it says "Junior Member" underneath my name when I've been here 17 years, but deep down it does.

[Linguica]

Bauul said:

I first registered for the Doomworld forums in August 2000. But I didnt log in for many years, and upon returning relatively recently I discovered my post-count had been wiped to zero.

Where are your old posts then??

[Cupboard]

someone probably had a 5 Year Plan to clean up some forum or three to save server space by deleting precious kilobytes of data. Remember how much we pay the mods? that's the value of the brainpower that's being added around here.

[BigDickBzzrak]

Linguica said:

Where are your old posts then??

https://www.doomworld.com/vb/post/1655819
Hmm.

Linguica said:

And to think it's going away in a month...

You're kidding right
Where will I shitpost

Voros said:

uhh some wird post I guess

You are fairly certain that I am thing less than a seven armed bacteria heavenstraight in the evolution of the polar bears in Africa and yet you move outside your box wiping prose to your antarcticeese sister. Why can I just be separate of the broad area network like a paranormal grave chair and just silence on shortly about yellow mattresses like you used to your first death as a colonist from Zeta Centauri I? Realms possess enough chairs anyways, they do mean I shouldn't start taking it away.


_{bzzrak was losered for 1337 days for being too edgy.}

[Bauul]

bzzrak said:

https://www.doomworld.com/vb/post/1655819
Hmm.

Thanks for relinking my old posts Ling!

That said, I really only posted two posts back then? I could have sworn I was more active!

I kind of feel rather silly mentioning it now! :'(

[Programme]

I lurked for a year or two before finally joining, and I still don't post much.

[roadworx]

Averagewalrus24 said:

-(And didn't know that he was the one who made Chocolate DOOM)

wait, fraggle made chocolate doom?

[Deleted_Account]

I confess that I believe Doomworld is actually run by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Karl Urban.

[roadworx]

Piper Maru said:

I confess that I believe Doomworld is actually run by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Karl Urban.

how is that a confession? everybody knows that

[Deleted_Account]

They also made that Doom movie to troll the community. Demons from hell? Nah genetic monsters on Mars for the lulz.

[Kurwa]

roadworx said:

how is that a confession? everybody knows that

This is a revelation.

[Jaxxoon R]

For the longest time I had no idea exactly who Linguica was because he lacked a custom title of any kind. I'd also like to say that there was a brief period, in 2012 or so, where I was using the ever-rare dialup during a stay in San Francisco. Doomworld was the only site that loaded and it ran pretty well, other than every picture have super low color depth and ramping down to black very quickly.

[Spectre01]

I joined Doomworld to ask how to view framerate and enable translucency in GLBoom+. :/

[Ed]

One of the supervisors at my last job found my forum account and blindsided me with a barrage of questions regarding my history with the Doom community. He seemed more curious about the nature of Doom modding, but I distinctly remember feeling completely mortified and a little violated.

[Gothic Box]

I joined Doomworld because I had absolutely no idea how to make doors.

Captain Red said:

we are dumb monkeys clinging to a rock that's falling through the void and there is no order beyond what we have chosen to impose with our malleable and flawed perspective has shown me the value of humanity.

[Sick Bow]

DMGUYDZ64 said:

wat, you guys added porn forum ?

I kinda tried this but it got got.

Also I've lurked for a while, and it's like a stalker meeting his victim.

[Kurwa]

Most of my posts are shorter than my dick.

[BigDickBzzrak]

^ How about the width? :]

[CyberDemonEmpress]

I've read about 90 percent of the posts in Post Hell. And I've had at least 2 dreams where I was reading stuff in Post Hell... I think I may have a problem honestly..

[Gothic Box]

CyberDemonEmpress said:

I've read about 90 percent of the posts in Post Hell. And I've had at least 2 dreams where I was reading stuff in Post Hell... I think I may have a problem honestly..

oh god, do you hate yourself or something? I feel so sorry for you.

[CyberDemonEmpress]

I'll be OK... Thanks though.

[roadworx]

CyberDemonEmpress said:

I've read about 90 percent of the posts in Post Hell. And I've had at least 2 dreams where I was reading stuff in Post Hell... I think I may have a problem honestly..