Scene: Busy marketplace. A woman's pet monkey suddenly runs off. The woman is concerned, and the man she is with isn't at all concerned and is trying to distract her with some fruit:

 

Girl: What's this?

Guy: It's a date. You eat 'em!

 

Not long after, the monkey returns and saves our man from a similar fate when it eats a bad date. 

 

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OT: Have blogs been removed? I cannot find them anywhere.

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more clarity. Always more clarity!

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Scene: Desert home on a hill, two men searching the home and talking with each other. Their horses they just rode are nearby.

 

First man: Wait a minute... the car's gone. We just missed 'em that's all.

Second man: Where's the goddamn golden oldie comin' from?

 

They follow the sound and discover a car buried under the dirt with the radio on and headlights on.

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Q: "What's the matter, David? Never taken a shortcut before?"

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3 hours ago, Swine & Roses said:

^ Tremors, the first one I think. ^

That's what I thought, but I don't remember horses. It's been a while since I've seen it though.

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9 hours ago, ASD said:

Q: "What's the matter, David? Never taken a shortcut before?"

Shawn of the Dead, when they are all going to the Winchester. One of the funniest scenes, and I like to replay it over and over just to see the look on everyone's faces. My favorite is Ed's grin. Kills me every time.

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10 hours ago, Swine & Roses said:

^ Tremors, the first one I think. ^

Yep, it's the first one.  It's among the first deaths in the film if I recall correctly (at least on-screen ones).

 

Ok here's a classic:

 

Man bursts into occupied prison cell

Prisoner: Go ahead, shoot, you'll get nothing from me.  You are filth, I spit in the face of filth!

Rescuer: I've come to get you out of here!

Prisoner: You're American?

Rescuer: Yes. From America.

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Scene: Desolated research station. A man is playing video chess on a computer by himself, drinking a glass of whisky. The machine beats him, which prompts him to pour the whisky in it's circuits.

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6 minutes ago, HorrorMovieGuy said:

Scene: Desolated research station. A man is playing video chess on a computer by himself, drinking a glass of whisky. The machine beats him, which prompts him to pour the whisky in it's circuits.

John Carpenters The Thing

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Moon?

A man on a space ship woke up a woman so he wouldn't be alone...the bartender was an android.

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13 minutes ago, Piper Maru said:

John Carpenters The Thing

Yup, you got it.

31 minutes ago, Piper Maru said:

It's four in the fucking morning!

Shawn of the Dead!

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Quote: "The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping."

 

 

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"want any work, look like that, could try being a scarecrow"

 

"ooooh no the crows are liable to scare him maybe! HAHAHAHAHAHHA"

 

*shoots at donkey's hooves"

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9 hours ago, grouchbag said:

Moon?

A man on a space ship woke up a woman so he wouldn't be alone...the bartender was an android.

Passengers (Too recent, I know this and didn't even watch the movie haha)

 

5 hours ago, Doominator2 said:

"The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping."

Blade Runner!

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12 hours ago, Nevander said:

Shawn of the Dead, when they are all going to the Winchester. One of the funniest scenes, and I like to replay it over and over just to see the look on everyone's faces. My favorite is Ed's grin. Kills me every time.

Correct. (+ a similar scene in Hot Fuzz)

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"Dr. Carmack's condition is... irreversible."

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"Did I or did I not tell you to get 1206 off the main?"

 

"I asked them nicely."

 

Hint: choo choo

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On 3/25/2017 at 0:23 AM, varth said:

"want any work, look like that, could try being a scarecrow"

 

"ooooh no the crows are liable to scare him maybe! HAHAHAHAHAHHA"

 

*shoots at donkey's hooves"

Sounds like that famous mule scene from Fistful of Dollars maybe. I've never actually seen the movie.

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