Trycon Posted April 20, 2017 "It's time to kick gum and chew ass. And I'm all out of ass." - Dick Kickem 5 Share this post Link to post
leodoom85 Posted April 20, 2017 What about this one......"IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!!!!" -Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z :D 0 Share this post Link to post
SOSU Posted April 20, 2017 The best quote of all time (for me that is) is easily: "There are only 2 ways this can end and in both of them you die." 0 Share this post Link to post
Searcher Posted April 20, 2017 "never bring a knife to a gun fight" Indiana Jones, (Temple of Doom?) "Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated" Mark Twain 1 Share this post Link to post
Doomkid Posted April 20, 2017 How could I forget one of my favorite Zappa lyrics: "They call it the Earth which is a dumb kinda name, but they named it right 'cause we behave the same" 3 Share this post Link to post
MrDeAD1313 Posted April 21, 2017 "An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order' sign, just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience'." -Mitch Hedberg 4 Share this post Link to post
leodoom85 Posted April 21, 2017 Some more quotes:"You wanna play rough?...SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!" -Tony Montana, Scarface "But the Princess is in another castle..." -Toad, Super Mario 0 Share this post Link to post
Memfis Posted April 21, 2017 "There are billions of people who believe in god. If at least one of them is right, then god exists." 2 Share this post Link to post
Bauul Posted April 21, 2017 28 minutes ago, leodoom85 said: "But the Princess is in another castle..." -Toad, Super Mario I always loved the way Braid messed with that line as you progressed through the levels. I can't remember the exact quotes, but they went something like. "I'm sorry, but the princess is in another castle" "Uhh... the princess? Princess who? She must be in another castle." "You must need another castle, there's no princess here. I've never heard of her" "There's no princess here. Are you sure there even is a princess?" Of course the wonderful reality is the only reason you believe there is a princess is because the game starts by saying "Go rescue the princess", which you blindly follow because the idea a cute little platformer is deliberately fucking with you doesn't even cross your mind. :) 1 Share this post Link to post
leodoom85 Posted April 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Bauul said: I always loved the way Braid messed with that line as you progressed through the levels. I can't remember the exact quotes, but they went something like. "I'm sorry, but the princess is in another castle" "Uhh... the princess? Princess who? She must be in another castle." "You must need another castle, there's no princess here. I've never heard of her" "There's no princess here. Are you sure there even is a princess?" Of course the wonderful reality is the only reason you believe there is a princess is because the game starts by saying "Go rescue the princess", which you blindly follow because the idea a cute little platformer is deliberately fucking with you doesn't even cross your mind. :) That quote is a trollish way to say "you must continue"... :D 0 Share this post Link to post
Angry Saint Posted April 21, 2017 There was a man who sat each day looking out through a narrow vertical opening where a single board had been removed from a tall wooden fence. Each day a wild donkey of the desert passed outside the fence and across the narrow opening—first the nose, then the head, the forelegs, the long brown back, the hind legs and lastly the tail. One day, the man leaped to his feet with the light of discovery in his eyes and he shouted for all who could hear him: "It is obvious! The nose causes the tail! Frank Herbert (ok it is not movie or a videogame but a book, is it ok anyway?) 0 Share this post Link to post
axdoomer Posted April 21, 2017 There's a quote about Robert Prince that I liked, but I can't remember who it's from. Maybe John Romero said it. It was something like this: "Bobby created the Doom music and he's a lawyer so he knew how much music plagiarism he could get away with". 0 Share this post Link to post
Angry Saint Posted April 21, 2017 ^ this is something I've read often, but couldn't find any reliable source. 0 Share this post Link to post
ETTiNGRiNDER Posted April 21, 2017 "Death smiles at every man. All a man can do is smile back." Heard it on the intro to a Children of Bodom song (I think) but I assume they sampled it from some movie or another. Never managed to figure out from where, though... On 4/20/2017 at 0:18 PM, Tracer said: "Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure. Men love in haste, but detest at leisure." - Lord Byron The first time I heard it was when I was thirteen. It was the introduction to an episode of a cartoon I liked. That would have been The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Great toon. I loved the episode where Billy gets accidentally sent to Valhalla. 1 Share this post Link to post
Nine Inch Heels Posted April 21, 2017 60% of the time it works all the time. 1 Share this post Link to post
MrGlide Posted April 21, 2017 “I just have this thing inside me that wants to eat and conquer. Maybe it’s egotistical, but I have it in me. I don’t want to be a tycoon. I just want to conquer people and their souls.” “You can’t be disturbed by anything. There’s no emotion involved. You can’t feel sorrow, you can’t feel pity, there’s nothing you feel. The job has to be done.” “Whatever you want, especially when you’re striving to be the best in the world at something, there’ll always be disappointments, and you can’t be emotionally tied to them, cos’ they’ll break your spirit.” “Everyone has a plan ’till they get punched in the mouth.” -Mike Tyson 0 Share this post Link to post
Tracer Posted April 21, 2017 1 hour ago, ETTiNGRiNDER said: That would have been The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Great toon. I loved the episode where Billy gets accidentally sent to Valhalla. Correct! 0 Share this post Link to post
leodoom85 Posted April 21, 2017 I don't know if this one is considered a quote...but..."RIP AND TEAR" -Doomguy 3 Share this post Link to post
Mr. Freeze Posted April 21, 2017 "An unjust man is an abomination to the just: and he that is upright in the way is abomination to the wicked." -Proverbs 29:27, King James Bible 3 Share this post Link to post
leodoom85 Posted April 21, 2017 How can I forgot these two famous quotes?... "THIS IS SPARTA" -King Leonidas, 300 "I am your father..." -Darth Vader, Star Wars 0 Share this post Link to post
Tracer Posted April 22, 2017 "I didn't say half the shit that people claim I did..." - Albert Einstein, 2015 "46.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot." - Me, just now "Stick to your guns and you'll be fine." - My Dad, years and years ago "From this moment on, it's going to be America first." - President Donald Trump "The truth will always be covered in lies." - Ventana (a band) 0 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted April 22, 2017 "You must be feeling guilty, need to atone? I'll oblige, let my gavel ring justice off your thin tin skull..." "... She doesn't love you, not like I loved those tubemen you murdered..." "I'm very excited now, the anticipation ooohh... I always learn so much from a live dissection..." - Tyl Regor, Warframe Uranus' boss. 0 Share this post Link to post
kb1 Posted April 22, 2017 If something's worth doing, it's worth doing right. 1 Share this post Link to post
RUSH Posted April 22, 2017 "Look to the why, and where we are Look to yourselves, and the stars, and in the end What choice is there left but to live?" 0 Share this post Link to post
R1ck Posted April 22, 2017 Quote ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT Outcast 0 Share this post Link to post
leodoom85 Posted April 22, 2017 "You got the BFG 9000....OH YEAH!!!" -Doom 0 Share this post Link to post
june gloom Posted April 23, 2017 "Only in the darkness can you see the stars." -- Martin Luther King Jr. 1 Share this post Link to post
RobbingSnake Posted April 24, 2017 (edited) "If the system doesn't work, change the system." "there is a good chance that you are a piece of shit, sweaty try-harding, fun hating, unlock abusing, dog kicking, baby punching, Bambi's mother killing, double parking, Game of Thrones spoiling, making plans and backing out at the last minute, lemon stealing, talking in the middle of Sienfeld, Mei maining, shit-posting, little bastard." Edit: "Am I a bad person? Yes! But not because of that." Edited April 24, 2017 by RobbingSnake 1 Share this post Link to post
Aquanet Posted April 24, 2017 "Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas" - bathroom stall wall 1 Share this post Link to post