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Intermission text travesty

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So I've run the intermission text from all the PC Doom games through a travestificator, a program that finds word relations/syntax/grammar and tries to make something that looks like it makes sense. Emphasis on "tries." Here are a few of my favorites:

 

T1TEXT =
    "You've done it! The hideous cyber-\n"
    "demon lord that ruled the air. Jeeze, maybe you've\n"
    "door with you ...";
T5TEXT =
    "YOU HAVE SAVED YOUR SPECIES.\n"
    "\n"
    "You must find the prototype Accelerator, not to mention the\n"
    "Guardian.  With their\n"
    "high turnover, it must be hard for poor\n"
    "to evaporate along with diseased horrors hot to get\n"
T2TEXT =
    "The vista opening ahead looks real damn\n"
    "fades away, the nightmare sky turns to\n"
    "their teeth into you. With luck, the\n"
    "Guardian.  With their\n"
    "high turnover, it must be hard for poor\n"
    "the hell is this? It's not supposed to\n"
    "blue, the heaps of monster corpses start \n"
    "to the other. The agonizing echo of Hell.\n"
    "They might be planning to like it now. The more you\n"
    "are triumphant! But ... where are\n"
    "prototype, but you can't\n"
    "sequel, Inferno!\n";
T1TEXT =
    "YOU ARE THE ONLY\n"
    "HUMANS, RATHER THAN DEMONS. YOU WONDER\n"
    "BLAZE THROUGH HELL TO GET THE BLOOD PUMPING...\n"
    "\n"
    "Deimos floats above Hell itself!\n"
    "You must find the prototype, but you stepped forward\n"
    "all over the place.  As its tattered your way out is through.\n"
    "\n"
    "Deimos floats above Hell itself!\n"
    "You must find the prototype Accelerator which is soon\n"
    "to see the awful\n"
    "truth.\n"
    "\n"
    "Deimos floats above Hell itself!\n"
    "You're good at that kind of thing.";
T2TEXT =
    "You gloat over the place.  As its tattered corpse\n"
    "complex still has some warlike ordnance\n"
    "nowadays..\n"
    "\n"
    "but now, you see spread before you more\n"
    "you rappel down to see the awful\n"
    "truth.\n"
    "\n"
    "THAT YOU HAVE SAVED YOUR SPECIES.\n"
    "\n"
    "THE TICKET BOOTH.\n"
    "\n"
    "It stinks like rotten meat, but looks\n"
    "like the lost Deimos base.  Looks like\n"
    "final confrontation with the evil stench \n"
    "to let sleeping gods lie..";
Spoiler

 


E BLOOD PUMPING...\n"
    "\n"
    "Ahead lies a quiet town,\n"
    "with peaceful flowing water, quaint\n"
    "buildings, and presumably no Hell-\n"
    "spawn could have come through.\n"
    "\n"
    "You've never heard of anyone escaping\n"
    "see it. The demons run amok among our cities.\n"
    "\n"
    "A hidden doorway opens and you enter.\n"
    "YOU'VE DONE IT. THE INVASION IS OVER.\n"
    "EARTH IS SAVED. HELL IS A WRECK. YOU\n"
    "WONDER WHERE BAD FOLKS WILL GO WHEN THEY\n"
    "DIE, NOW. WIPING THE FLOOR. HIS DEATH MOAN GURGLES\n"
    "OUT THROUGH THE MESS YOU LEFT OF HIS FACE.\n"
    "\n"
    "AHEAD, YOU SEE AN OUTPOST OF HELL'S\n"
    "SURFACE.\n"
    "\n"
    "BUT THEN, EARTH CONTROL BEAMS DOWN A\n"
    "PERSONAL AMUSEMENT PARK, AND MAKE EARTH\n"
    "THAT YOU HAVE SAVED YOUR SPECIES.\n"
    "YOUR OWN HOME CITY, NOT FAR FROM THE\n"
    "SURROUNDED BY THE CORPSES OF YOUR ENEMIES.\n"
    "YOU'VE DONE IT. THE INVASION. IF YOU CAN PENETRATE INTO THE INFESTED\n"
    "HUMAN LEFT ON THE FACE OF THE CITY,\n"
    "SUPER SECRET LEVEL!  YOU'D BETTER\n"
    "WHO THE INFESTED\n"
    "STARPORT'S TECHNOLOGY\n"
    "IS BEING SUBVERTED BY THE CORPSES OF YOUR ENEMIES.\n"
    "\n"
    "Ahead lies a quiet town,\n"
    "when you die, you'll make the bastards\n"
    "sorry they ever heard of anyone escaping\n"
    "see it. The demon-spitter.";

 

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"Deimos floats above Hell itself!\n"     "You're good at that kind of thing.";

"It stinks like rotten meat, but looks\n"     "like the lost Deimos base.  Looks like\n"     "final confrontation with the evil stench \n"

These are hilarious.

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Threw in the Heretic intermissions for funsies. I tried running some actor definitions through this but it didn't really produce anything of interest. Lowering the level a bit so the output is more chaotic this time around. The results are... something.

T5TEXT =
    "You've fought your ears.\n\n"
    "of the infested\n"
    "with the evil grin trickles\n"
    "\n"
    "through that\n"
    "\n"
    "nowadays..\n"
    "was spawned remaining demon-spitter.";

Apparently the Icon of Sin hid inside Doomguy's ears at some point.

P2TEXT =
    "You gloat over the green fields of Earth.  Yeah, he's bad. But\n"
    "ground their\n"
    "swarming with their teeth into a million pieces.\n\n"
    "\n"
    "sucks down to seal hell's ass\n"
    "moving, too.";

um.

E1TEXT =
    "You've gotten to the end,\n"
    "\n"
    "ream out alive.";
HE3TEXT =
    "YOU ARE AT THE CORPSES OF HELL\n"
    "satisfaction of the death, you'll make the last shout just be hard for all time.\n"
    "AHEAD, YOU SEE NO WAY TO CLOSED.\n";

 

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This is incredible! Where can I download/find this travestificator thing? I'm seeing several results on Google but not sure what will lead me where I want to go. There are so many things I want to run through this..!

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34 minutes ago, Nevander said:

"sucks down to seal hell's ass"

 

Literally dead.

I am literally crying, this was way funnier than it ought to be.

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11 hours ago, Jaxxoon R said:

 


T1TEXT =
    "YOU ARE THE ONLY\n"
    "HUMANS, RATHER THAN DEMONS. YOU WONDER\n"
    "BLAZE THROUGH HELL TO GET THE BLOOD PUMPING...\n"
    "\n"
    "Deimos floats above Hell itself!\n"
    "You must find the prototype, but you stepped forward\n"
    "all over the place.  As its tattered your way out is through.\n"
    "\n"
    "Deimos floats above Hell itself!\n"
    "You must find the prototype Accelerator which is soon\n"
    "to see the awful\n"
    "truth.\n"
    "\n"
    "Deimos floats above Hell itself!\n"
    "You're good at that kind of thing.";

 

"Deimos floats above Hell itself! (...)"

"Deimos floats above Hell itself! (...)"

"Deimos floats above Hell itself! ...Yeah, we get it, you're good at making moons float above hells, now knock it off."

11 hours ago, Jaxxoon R said:

"THAT YOU HAVE SAVED YOUR SPECIES.\n"

"\n"

"THE TICKET BOOTH.\n"

 

"PLOT TWIST! The marine wasn't human... he was a ticket booth the whole time."

 

11 hours ago, Jaxxoon R said:

"BUT THEN, EARTH CONTROL BEAMS DOWN A\n"     "PERSONAL AMUSEMENT PARK

I lost it right there.

 

Also,

 

"...you stepped forward all over the place."

Translation: Marine had a teleporter accident and cannot continue until he collects all his entrails from all over the damn base

Edited by JudgeDeadd

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2 hours ago, Doomkid said:

This is incredible! Where can I download/find this travestificator thing? I'm seeing several results on Google but not sure what will lead me where I want to go. There are so many things I want to run through this..!

The original download went down after Dropbox changed their link policies, but someone mirrored it on Google Drive:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-dH7h5-e_uQWTdnNXlhS2xjUkk/view

I originally found it on the Dwarf Fortress forum, the people there were running the game's definition files through it and getting things like [NO_THONG:VIBRATES] and [HAS_NEUTRAININGULAR] so I just had to check it out.

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Mirrored on Doomshack for posterity's sake: http://www.doomshack.org/~doomkid/Utilities/Travestificator.exe

 

Well, I'm too simple to figure out how to get this working for the endoom text, so I just translated it to like 10 different languages for similarly enlightening results:

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Of course, do not order House. Sit with milk and cakes and let the universe go to hell. Do not look at demon attacks and spectra waiting for you on the heels of hell. Avoid awful conflicts with Kakadimon and the lost souls that hit hell. Or, as a man! Beat several grenades into your gun and hit us with a demon's ass. Organize 3D Trio Now! Finally, you end up in hell. Do not you need to know your way to visit?

 

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Well, here's my attempt:

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YOU ARE PLAYING THE ULTIMATE DOOM, please call our parents. Stop being DOOM. Call us now at (970) 522-1797.
id SOFTWARE PLAYING THE ULTIMATE DOOM. We enjoyed making a freeloader and register DOOM. If you haven't paid for DOOM. Call us now at 1-800-IDGAMES. We enjoyed making DOOM. If you enjoy playing it for you are playing illegally. Thanks: Tim Wilbur
Design: Sandy Petersen, John Carmack, Mike Abrash, John Romero, American help! 
We hope you owe us now at 1-800-IDGAMES. We enjoyed making DOOM. We enjoy playing illegally. Thanks: Tim Wilbur
Design: Sandy Petersen, John Romero, Dave Taylor
Art: Adrian Carmack, Mike you problems playing a freeloader and register DOOM. If your friends, maybe even you haven't paid for DOOM. If you are playing DOOM, please can help! 
We hope you have any probably owes a lot of people money--your parents. Stop being DOOM. We enjoyed making illegally. That means you probably owes a lot of people money. Of course, a guy like you owe us now at (970) 522-1797.

I also had a go at the Doom 4 Codex:

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Pistol (UAC EMG Sidearm)
Every UAC employees are subject effective today as it was when first invented in the retrieval of new tablets describe the world's first Cyborg leading the petrified remains stable and self-contained. A second expedition, the animal was returned to him in our form, and then performing an integral part of the UAC. A few weeks later. It was believed to have been gathered, the chamber is vacuum sealed as Argon gas is ionized Argon, which a camera then uses to prototyped in the mind of all who had come before you and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Marine

Doomguy, the world's first cyborg, lead an army of petrified mummies in an attempt to force the return of his pet rabbit. The latter was then employed by the UAC. No clue what that argon shit is.

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Super Shotgun
While the operator of the Hell Walker found the wretches wept as we devoured the giant Cyberdemon, but when later opened, the tombs of the Plasma Rifle
The Plasma Rifle became so much punishment. The standard issue to Heavy Weapons Specialists in all things and we shall set it free."

The tiny man piloting Doomguy stumbled across someone crying because someone else was eating the Cyberdemon, but then the ruckus awoke the dreaded Plasma Rifle from its tomb. A thousand years of darkness follows as it unleashes the latent Heavy Weapons Specialist within all living things.

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Revenant III
UAC REPORT FILE D1171867

After his rebirth, Samuel was still Samuel, but he is not omnipotent. Like all of your tireless work at an isolated, the Cyberdemon remains stable and effectively took control of the heavy elements mined from the outlying Martian landscape and from around the Argent Facility. Educated at Strasbourg with a ferocious shield bash then retreat to a borosilicate diffusion chamber. This mega-computer - the brain), the victim.

The Cyberdemon lead a stable life. He went to Strasbourg, where he majored in ferocious shield bashing. He oversees the mining operations of the UAC.

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1 hour ago, Jaxxoon R said:

Art: Adrian Carmack, Mike you problems playing a freeloader and register DOOM. If your friends, maybe even you haven't paid for DOOM. If you are playing DOOM, please can help! 
We hope you have any probably owes a lot of people money--your parents. Stop being DOOM. We enjoyed making illegally. That means you probably owes a lot of people money. Of course, a guy like you owe us now at (970) 522-1797.

 

I lost it here. I also would like to see all the text in the Doom games changed to this silliness.

 

Here, have the /idgames/ FAQ sticky:

 

Version 1 of travesty, V2 below

 

 

/. It is there the following it somethings.


How do I get concerning demos at the same IP address your WAD review Center is no active LMP upload area any Doomworld News forum.
What should I downloading with a cyberdemon in its final destination, see the text file?

Here. We recent uploads to it after I successing are note:

If you should read the following instructions for the Transfer Protocol. For more information for upload mirrors. However, the address." What is the /idgames or WAD's text file inside the simultaneous connected?

Yes, but I cannot find it! What's going to log in. Try accepted?

Rejected?

Yes, but no copyrighted MP3s. Anyone with a cyberdemon in it. Will this tutorial.


Please not find always put the place to /pub/idgames Archive. Anyone without prior approval.
Anythings.


I'm gettings and Bill Koch. Doomworld does not all).


I'm gettings tab, checking the archive maintainer can be done by creating, try using to the official mirrors. However, the text files were rejected or copyrighted sound clips of those resources from the Doomworld News for ten days.


My file may be accepted, navigate the Doomworld for you.


I'm having probably find it!

Try the Transfer Protocol. For more informations to the main page or the text files?

Use the owner of the official rules regarding the FTP client, this can be verified parts of Doomworld forums accepted?

Yes, but expect a bad reviews and ideal option for a WAD for the upload your WAD uses regarding it some time aroundup of recent using a copyrighted MP3s. Anyone with 'DOOM-FTP:'.


Where is "anonymous
password is genuine. Details are note:

If you can I get convenient (FileZilla Client. You can vote and accepted, it is host for using are to submit review Center is no active LMP uploaded WADs. Will it be accepted?

Uploaded to nearly all file to get the last 7 days. At the web-based front-end forums according uploads to the FireFTP or the proper permissions, the archives.


How do I get my WAD file remains the message "There can I uploading uploading the directory struction may not all).


I made for File Transfer Settings tab, checking the box that browser. If you know to uploading file)
quit


What will be remains the message "There is not found" (or some time, it is FTP? Where than 8 characters).
Warez copies of any IWAD.
"Demo" WADs. New editions, and settings tab, checking file, and Butthead, etc.
Unmodification for Quake 3).
Any other questionable to submit reviewing, try using Doomworld Demos for The /idgames Archive. Players can I get report above.


Where can also use the reviewing, try using to the specific WAD review (if anything examine the text files over 50MB in size without prior approval.
Any other CoreFTP or the message "There is account can use the archive page or the Site Manager, going the archive maintainer can write reviews and Bill Koch. Doomworld forums account can I get an FTP client, this tutorial.


Please not have recommend using this tutorial.


Please not related at http://www.doomworld's /idgames Archive.


What is hosted every few weeks. You can I get an idea what you're do I write for The /newstuff Chronicles in the FTP, but no copy of those resources will reviews on the archive. Don't work.
There can I do?

Internet Explorer. What's wrong?

The FTP client?

FTP stands for you.


Instructions for a WAD inside the message "archive in the specified in it. Will it be able here. Alternately, you should I do?

Internet Explorer is there can be verified in /newstuff Chronicles?

The /newstuff Chronicles is accompany it.

Instructions from the Site Manager, going on?

Chances are available to 1. In Filezilla Client. You can use the password is genuine. Details are that the ZIP file describing your WAD uses regarding the FileZilla or something similar). What's wrong?

The /newstuff Chronicles.
Uploading it separately, you are posted every few weeks. You can I uploading a copyright (other games (such as a modifically uploaded. The /newstuff Chronicles?

The /newstuff Chronicles?

The /newstuff Chronicles?

Upload area any at allow multiple connections to the Doomworld.com/idgames (such as a modified id Software level or project.

My file separately.
Again, you should refer to the /idgames (more than editionally, you have any IWAD.
"Demo" WADs. Will it be accepted?

Don't forget to included.
Anything.


I just made a music WAD files, and what you have any IWAD.
"Demo" WADs and limit on WADs to the Site Manager, going on?

Chances are available to get report above.


I made a music WAD for WADs, unless it can use that the archive.


Who will it be accepted it! What is a list of FTP client. You can write for Quake 3).
Anything else after uploading will review my WAD?

Anyone with 'DOOM-FTP:'.


What is also use that the owner of simultaneous connect to include your WAD's text file)
put (ZIP files?

Upload your WAD inside the message "archive page, which varies accompany it.

Instructions from all supported mirrors of the /i

 

Here, have the Doom story travestied. (Retravesitied)

Edited by Glaice

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3 hours ago, JudgeDeadd said:

Translation: Marine had a teleporter accident and cannot continue until he collects all his entrails from all over the damn base

Now there's an interesting concept. Actually, there's a map in a Quake 1 mod called Rubicon Rumble Pack that basically requires you to do this, and it's one of the coolest maps I've ever played.

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A (better) Doom story travesty from the Doom FAQ:

 

 

to open gateways have either disappeared or been able to open gateways!  Computer systems have been
unsuccessful.
 
You and watching through the base, your buddies, then finally silence.  Securing an untimely
death of full-time job.  Latest military, UAC's biggest support.  Something is
under control.

A few gadgets into one of pellets in
the assaulted a garbled message from Phobos and Deimos.  "We
require immediate military reports station.

The UAC is a three dimensional space Corporation.

Things aren't looking them have been take a few gadgets in
the assault team went inside.  For several hours ago you could take a full-time job.  Latest military conglomerate with a pistol.  If only combat and Deimos,
throwing a small setback, but everything them have been
stricken with either disappeared or been
unsuccessful.
 
You and Deimos.  With no action for
fifty million miles
were transferred to Mars received a superior
officer for fifty million miles
were shipped to send home
to the team went inside.  For several hours ago, Mars ago you could taken by
the forehead.  Securing heads within the rest
was incoherent.  Soon afterwards, Deimos,
throwing anything is
under control.

A few gadgets into one of the gateways between Phobos and watching is
under control.

A few gadgets in
the form of insanity--babbling orders,
screams, bones cracking, then, attempts to send home
of the state
that breathes, and finally suffering his soldiers to conduct various
secret projects, including research on inter-dimensional, virtual reality type action game
created by id Software, Apogee).

In DOOM?
-----------

DOOM is a three years the rec room.

For the landing pod.  Hopefully you only you
can find more substant corridors.  Three years and his soldiers to send home
of the gateways!  Computer systems have gone berserk!" The research is suffering your buddies are dead.

The UAC is a multi-planet on you assault team went inside.  For several hours ago you could get your way out.  What is suffering anything is
under control.

A few gadgets into one and his soldiers to secure then find more substant corridors.  Three years and its two moon have been
stricted flicks in the only you hear animal-like growls
echoing too good.  You'll never navigate off the sounds of combat and trained for ordering an untimely
death of full-body explosion.  Three dimensional, virtual reality type action for
fifty million miles, you only with torsos to firepower some ways, it is DOOM?
-----------------
CHAPTER [2]: Whatever killed your way out.  What is DOOM?
-----------------
CHAPTER [2]: Whatever killed your day consisted of suckin' dust and watching through the Union Aerospace Corporation.

Things are dead.

Things aren't looking too good.  You'll never killed your buddies are dead.

Things are dead.

The UAC is a multi-planetary "volunteers" entering you could get your buddies, the main entrance of Earth's toughest, hardened in
combat troop for action game
created by id Software, Apogee).

In DOOM, your own.  Plus, all the research on inter-dimensional space marine, one and watchin'
restricted flicks in the rest of the perimeter of
the base while you hear animal-like growls
echoing throughout the forehead.  Seems your
radio picked up the base, you only you exit the heavy weapons have been take a full-body explosion.  Matching fraggin' evil is coming
out of the main entrance of Earth's toughest, hardened in
combat: guns firing, the main entrance of Earth's toughest, hardened in
combat troop for action.  Three years ago, Mars received a garbled message from Phobos and watching his soldiers to estable.

Military, UAC's biggest support.  Soon afterwards, Deimos,
throwing a few down on
your way out.  What is DOOM?
-----------------------

DOOM is a multi-planet on you only you
can finally suffering heads with a strange form of insanity--babbling ordering your way out.  Whatever navigate off the research on inter-dimensional, virtual reality type action game
created by id Software.  They know you're a space transferred to Phobos.  You'll never navigate off the distant corridors.  Three years the rec room.

For they have been taken by
the assault team leaving you hear animal-like grown dangerously unstable.

Military, UAC's biggest support.  Something fraggin' evil is coming
out of the
planet on your helmet, you assault team leaving you only you
walk throughout the distantial fire upon civilians.  He and Deimos.  "We
require immediate military, UAC's biggest supplier, has
used the other.
Recently however, then, attempts to secure the gateways!  Computer systems have either moons, Phobos.  "We
require immediate military supplier, has
used the other.
Recently however, the heavy weapons have either moons, Phobos.  With no action for
fifty million miles, your buddies, the only with radio picked up the other.
Recently however, then finally silence.  Seems your buddies deserves a couple of the form of insanity--babbling ordering his soldiers to establish contact with

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Somebody needs to make a multi-iwad jokewad out of these.

 

Deimos floats above hell itself, huh? I guess it's no place for a horse.

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"HE GOING TO KILL BY DEMONS"
There were not listenend to blew up the demons" he shouted The radio crackered. "You must fight then the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL BY DEMONS"
There were demons!"
So John Stalvern waited. Then as he got oldered he said then John was a time when he believed his palsma rifle and not able to kill the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! I must kill.
"No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There were trapped and he said the demons.
"This is Joson" the ceiling fell and blew him and he sh

 

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take 2:

 

John Stalvern waited. The radio crackered. "You must kill the demons"
And the ships daddy."
Dad said they were trapped and sparked out of the UAC he knew there was too late for fourteen years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not able to kill the de

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6 hours ago, Jaxxoon R said:

YOU ARE PLAYING THE ULTIMATE DOOM, please call our parents. Stop being DOOM. Call us now at (970) 522-1797.
id SOFTWARE PLAYING THE ULTIMATE DOOM. We enjoyed making a freeloader and register DOOM. If you haven't paid for DOOM. Call us now at 1-800-IDGAMES. We enjoyed making DOOM. If you enjoy playing it for you are playing illegally. Thanks: Tim Wilbur
Design: Sandy Petersen, John Carmack, Mike Abrash, John Romero, American help! 
We hope you owe us now at 1-800-IDGAMES. We enjoyed making DOOM. We enjoy playing illegally. Thanks: Tim Wilbur
Design: Sandy Petersen, John Romero, Dave Taylor
Art: Adrian Carmack, Mike you problems playing a freeloader and register DOOM. If your friends, maybe even you haven't paid for DOOM. If you are playing DOOM, please can help! 
We hope you have any probably owes a lot of people money--your parents. Stop being DOOM. We enjoyed making illegally. That means you probably owes a lot of people money. Of course, a guy like you owe us now at (970) 522-1797.

LMFAO. This sounds like id is being very sarcastic and calling us all pirates for enjoying their game, then telling us we owe them.

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Yea, I started messing with the actual LANGUAGE lump for GZDoom.

Edited by Glaice : Added E2 end text

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The demons must have gotten hold of DOOM and are modifying it too.

 

In which DOOM becomes Mars3d

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41 minutes ago, SArais said:

The demons must have gotten hold of DOOM and are modifying it too.

Combine with IMPatience for full effect.

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I wish I had a computer to run the program myself.

 

Doom 64 please. 

 

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15 hours ago, Jaxxoon R said:

YOU ARE PLAYING THE ULTIMATE DOOM, please call our parents. Stop being DOOM. Call us now at (970) 522-1797.
id SOFTWARE PLAYING THE ULTIMATE DOOM. We enjoyed making a freeloader and register DOOM. If you haven't paid for DOOM. Call us now at 1-800-IDGAMES. We enjoyed making DOOM. If you enjoy playing it for you are playing illegally. Thanks: Tim Wilbur
Design: Sandy Petersen, John Carmack, Mike Abrash, John Romero, American help! 
We hope you owe us now at 1-800-IDGAMES. We enjoyed making DOOM. We enjoy playing illegally. Thanks: Tim Wilbur
Design: Sandy Petersen, John Romero, Dave Taylor
Art: Adrian Carmack, Mike you problems playing a freeloader and register DOOM. If your friends, maybe even you haven't paid for DOOM. If you are playing DOOM, please can help! 
We hope you have any probably owes a lot of people money--your parents. Stop being DOOM. We enjoyed making illegally. That means you probably owes a lot of people money. Of course, a guy like you owe us now at (970) 522-1797.

 

If I knew how to ENDOOM properly, I'd use this text.

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Whilst I have not seen poetic beauty like this... and neither has anyone since the dawn of man.

 

What is the actual purpose of the program? I'm curious.

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3 hours ago, Voros said:

Doom 64 please. 

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"You found..."

"Finally..."

"Finally..."
"HECTIC"
"Once again you find yourself"
"amidst..."
"HECTIC"
"Only the price for you..."
"THE END"

Oh thank god we found Hectic. Just end the game right here.

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"Far Away..."
"The demons mock"
"you of the military doctors: their demonic"
"presence waiting for you..."
"Let them taste their tests and treatments"
"were of little help. In the end, what did it matter - it"
"was all classified archives are opened. The military doctors: their demonic"
"presence waiting for you..."
"Let them taste their invitation."
"It does not matter - it"
"was all classified archives are opened. The"
"installations!"
"You decide to remain"
"in Hell and ensure no"
"demon ever rises again."
"THE END"

New lore: military doctors are actually demon spies.

2 hours ago, Tompig said:

Whilst I have not seen poetic beauty like this... and neither has anyone since the dawn of man.

 

What is the actual purpose of the program? I'm curious.

I think the concept might've originally been an experiment in seeing how well a computer can analyze grammar? Though it seems this specific program was made for the express purpose of viewing the byproduct (i.e. funny gibberish).

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Maybe someone could mess with Strife?I tried to do this for myself,but it doesn't work for me. 

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