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Blastfrog

More accurate difficulty level names

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1. Why is my grandson wasting my time with this strange contraption?

2. I suck.

3. Average, yet inexperienced.

4. I can handle myself.

5. I hate myself.

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Sounds more like you're depressed. The current names are pretty accurate.

 

I'm Too Young To Die - the moment I read this, I imagine some coward. Pretty fitting

 

Hey, Not Too Rough - I imagine a guy who doesn't want it to be easy, but not hard either. A cautious kinda guy.

 

Hurt Me Plenty - OK this one is probably not that accurate.

 

Ultra-Violence - Imagining a tough guy asking for more.

 

Nightmare - We all hate nightmares because they scare us, weaken us. It's the one thing people tend to avoid. This name's accurate if you ask me.

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13 minutes ago, Blastfrog said:

1. Why is my grandson wasting my time with this strange contraption?

2. I suck.

3. Average, yet inexperienced.

4. I can handle myself.

5. I hate myself.

That's just stupid community conventions that have been preventing proper use of skill levels in far too many mods.

 

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1. lol

2. lol

3. some imps removed and shells added

4. the real thing

5. heh

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33 minutes ago, Gez said:

3. *enter* *enter* *enter* Just let me play already!
 

Heh, you got me.

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1. Your Grandma

2. Your Grandpa.

3. Ribbiks' maps

4. Normal

5. Warning : Monsters took some speed

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1. Beginner
2. Warming Up for a challenge
3. Fair but not enough slaughter
4. "This is where the fun begins"
5. NOS-logo-A2536195F9-seeklogo.com.png

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1-3: Don't want to play

4: I suck

5: IDDQD, wait, you can't. Flip out

 

I don't want to learn from the beginning. Probably that's why I am bad at this game... Can't beat Sunder with S/L. I hope one day I can.

Can beat Doom 2 Nightmare! with a loooooooot of S/L. One segment? Can't pass Map04...

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1. I don't care about the current gameplay trends.

2. I don't care about the current gameplay trends, but I care about balance.

3. Oh look, I finally stumbled on a wad that doesn't require tracking 5 arch-viles at once!

4. DOOM2.WAD.

5. Tumbleweed joke.

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Quoting an old post by someone from a similar topic.

1. wtf

2. lol

3. ok!

4. yeah

5. wtf

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1. Friends with benefits

2. Friends without benefits

3. Normal Difficulty the way ID did

4. Not Normal, Hard (and supposed to be that way)

5. Fuck You (An Ode to No One)

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1. Why are you playing Doom? Go play Call of Duty, noob!

2. Only for playtesting obligatory difficulty settings. No one will choose this, but they'll get mad if it's not implemented.

3. Some people claim that there is no shame in this difficulty setting. Otherwise identical to (2).

4. This one, right here. It's what you're after.

5. Yeah, no.

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1. 5 year old mode

2. 10-15 year old mode

3. Your friend for eternity! Even if you leave her alone for the <<sexy and improved UV>>, she will be there waiting for you to come back and she will help you on your darker times. But you will leave her eventually, once you get back on your feet, like the cruel monster you are.

4. For a newcomer: <<Welcome to the club, son>>

    For an average to veteran person: <<The way it's meant to be played>>

5. <<One step forward, two steps back>>, or Master Tactician or <<Gotta go fast-simulator>> or <<Gotta get away, Holy diver!!!>>

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6 hours ago, Zanieon said:

1. Beginner
2. Warming Up for a challenge
3. Fair but not enough slaughter
4. "This is where the fun begins"
5. NOS-logo-A2536195F9-seeklogo.com.png

My grandmother calls NOS "Number Five".

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1. Oh hi! You must be new! Welcome to Doom! Oh one thing, if you die more than once you'll become the mecca of bullying... Anyway have fun!

2. I don't even know what does this skill differ to the previous.

3. Choose this one if you want it casual.

4. You want to see everybody? This is for you! You'll probably regret a few times, and curse, and wish the author dies, but you'll get it, some day.

5. I prefer wet dreams

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1. Ignore This

2. Just to learn the controls

3. Decent

4. You need to pratice very much

5. Just if you abandon your life and stay 24/7 in your PC

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1. Game reviewers, click here!

2. I literally have no time to play.

3. Feel Good Co.

4. No Guts, No Glory.

5. DOOM! (when you click here: "Chef's recommendation: Get high or drunk before playing for extra realism and VR support. Ready?)

 

Alternatively:

 

1. Just point and press "Fire!"

2. Condom simulator.

3. If you can read this, it means you are cautious enough to play this.

4. Your money's worth.

5. We will pay you back! (when you click here: "In pain and misery. We do not accept any other currency. Continue?")

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1. Fragile

2. Incompetant

3. Capable

4. Ruthless

5. Deathwish

I use this for my alternate skill name micromod.

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1. Press Ctrl to pay respect beat the game

2. I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm excited

3. Striving to be average

4. Seasoned FPS Gamer

5. nope.gif

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