Megashit in the bathroom...

[CzechMate29200]

I'm replaying Doom 3 right now. I walked up to one of the toilets (I was wondering if there was some sort of  Easter egg in there), and the was this GIGANTIC turd in there. And then there also whispers coming out of the toilet. Has anyone else noticed this?

[Linguica]

actually it was a mirror in the toilet

[Xyzzу]

...the hell?

[StevieWolfe]

I believe this post was in there somewhere too.

[Xyzzу]

The megashit powerup gives you the effects of the megasphere, as well as a new weapon...

[Battle_Korbi]

*barges in reading a book called "How To Be A Well Respected & Extremely Popular Member Of Doomworld"*

 

Okay... Huh... So... Alright!

 

Ahem.

 

Your post gave me mental cancer and you have simultaneously lowered everyones expectations down to a bare minimum lower than teared up sponges could possibly do. You fine sir should never see the light of day, and I hope you die very quickly and violently.

 

Guys, can I get my custom title now? I think I have proven my worth here. After all, I had managed to succesfully put up with something that wasn't even my buisness, and I had berated someone on something I should have ignored :D

[CzechMate29200]

what?

[Fuzzball]

Wait are you sure you were not playing Duke Forever? I mean that game is pretty shitty and outdated too!

[Merry Widow]

LMFAO!

[Xyzzу]

1 hour ago, FuzzballFox said:

Wait are you sure you were not playing Duke Forever? I mean that game is pretty shitty and outdated too!

I think you mean Dookie Forever.

[Varis Alpha]

2 hours ago, FuzzballFox said:

Wait are you sure you were not playing Duke Forever? I mean that game is pretty shitty and outdated too!

it even has multiple shit-logs in it. if you pay attention to the "tips" given between levels, even the developers seem ashamed of including them in the game.

[DoctorGenesis]

This is what I'd call a megashit post.

[CzechMate29200]

 what's wrong with this thread?

[Da Werecat]

6 hours ago, CzechMate29200 said:

And then there also whispers coming out of the toilet.

THE CALL OF CACATHULHU

[NEANDERTHAL]

Mods, this is why we need post hell. So that masterpieces like this are never lost. 

[Voros]

actually it was a mirror in the toilet

/thread

[Deleted_Account]

It was probably Betruger who took the massive steamer.

 

"Welcome to hell mortal"

 

AHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Nevander]

During my recent playthrough I noticed it and thought it was a mega shit too but it turns out it is indeed a mirror as @Linguica said.

[geo]

Those whispers are the Duke Forever prophecy.

[Reisal]

I think it was that black dude who walked out and greeted you as you went by the bathroom door. That's my speculation.

[CzechMate29200]

@Glaice nah, I IDCLIPed it, he's just standing there behind the door...

[Reisal]

WITHOUT cheating, you're breaking the scripting/immersion! :P

[Avoozl]

Speaking of turds in games, I just noticed this beauty in Soldier of Fortune Platinum Edition:

 

If you shoot and destroy it John Mullins will say: "God, no money is worth this kind of smell."

Edited July 26, 2017 by Avoozl

[Deleted_Account]

 

 

[elsaltaccount#9999]

No, it was a copy of Doom 3.

[Endless]

The gates of hell smell quite... shitty. 

[MTF Sergeant]

16 minutes ago, Anidrex_1009 said:

The gates of hell smell quite... shitty. 

Dang it!

[Zanieon]

That's just Olivia lying in the toilet since she knows she can never be like Betruger.