WeRtheFastHeadcrabz Posted August 11, 2017 Human BBQ in TNT made me wonder about the reversal. What would a demon taste like? Are they poisonous. Some demons seem to bleed red, meaning their blood has iron in it, possibly. Although a cacodemon bleeds blue, signifying copper perhaps. (Barons bleed green, which might mean uranium.) And assuming you can eat it, could one cook it rare, or do demons have demonic parasites and pathogens you worry about? And after all of this, it goes down to texture. Demons seem to be physically active. The meat would probably be quite tough and gamey, with some exceptions, like the mancubus (although its legs might be more lean). Any takes or thoughts on the edibility of demons? 1 Share this post Link to post
MFG38 Posted August 11, 2017 If demon meat was actually a thing, I'd eat it everyday. In fact, I'd become a demon meat salesman. "Start your healthy diet of demon meat today for only $666/month!" 0 Share this post Link to post
Yuki Senmatsu Posted September 4, 2017 I think Pinky Demons would make great bacon 3 Share this post Link to post
Marlamir Posted September 4, 2017 Revenants would be great foods for dogs. 1 Share this post Link to post
ASD Posted September 4, 2017 They'd taste like nothing, or at least what the consumer imagines. The consumer then becomes insane, violent and eventually succumbs to possession. 0 Share this post Link to post
Marlamir Posted September 4, 2017 i think demons taste like rotten politician... 0 Share this post Link to post
Deleted_Account Posted September 4, 2017 Just add some hot sauce, you'll be fine. 1 Share this post Link to post
TootsyBowl Posted September 4, 2017 Pinkies, I imagine, would taste like wild boar. It has a mild aura of evil that would slowly corrupt human cells, but fortunately a few splashes of health potion usually fixes that. Other edible demons include Imps (very tough, slightly spicy meat), Arachnotrons (have you eaten brain? Then you've tasted Arachnotron), and Mancubi (very fatty, slight salty aftertaste). A Cacodemon's bright coloration is due to strong poisons in it's body, so don't try to eat it. 0 Share this post Link to post
elsaltaccount#9999 Posted September 4, 2017 31 minutes ago, TootsyBowl said: Pinkies, I imagine, would taste like wild boar. It has a mild aura of evil that would slowly corrupt human cells, but fortunately a few splashes of health potion usually fixes that. Other edible demons include Imps (very tough, slightly spicy meat), Arachnotrons (have you eaten brain? Then you've tasted Arachnotron), and Mancubi (very fatty, slight salty aftertaste). A Cacodemon's bright coloration is due to strong poisons in it's body, so don't try to eat it. I woudn't try, i decided that if Demon meat became a thing, i would keep a Caco as a pet and eat the rest of the Demons. 0 Share this post Link to post
Resigned_34 Posted September 4, 2017 Pain Elementals do look like meat balls, and (from what I remember) they bleed red blood. So, you could have a very large pasta meal using them. Not sure about how cooked they are in the center though... 1 Share this post Link to post
SaladStream Posted September 4, 2017 What do you think doomguy lives on?Never seen him eat any food so maybe he does eat them. 0 Share this post Link to post
Deleted_Account Posted September 5, 2017 Doomguy lives off of Fig Newtons and RedBull. 1 Share this post Link to post
MTF Sergeant Posted September 5, 2017 *reads title* Holy sh*t I'm out!! Wait, it wasn't about a wad that makes you eat demons? Okay then! 0 Share this post Link to post
Fuzzball Posted September 6, 2017 Barons and Hell Knights taste like green tea- because they bleed it...meanwhile Cacodemons taste like blue. 0 Share this post Link to post
Neurosis Posted September 6, 2017 On 9/4/2017 at 6:12 AM, Piper Maru said: Just add some hot sauce, you'll be fine. 1 Share this post Link to post
Rifle Infantry Posted September 6, 2017 Demon meat all depends on the species. Imp is like pork... specifically long pork. Pinkies are tough but delicious beef. Given that new-Doom portrays them as being also used as farm animals, it makes sense that they'd be cultivated and eaten. Mancubi are way to fatty and disgusting. Arachnotrons are... well, it's basically just oily brain. Revenants are moldy and Hell Knights or Barons are probably like pinkies, just with whatever makes their blood green. Archviles will make you explode if you eat them. Former humans would make you a former human. If you're already a former human, they taste like crap, hence why you look for a LIVE human to eat. 2 Share this post Link to post
Marlamir Posted September 6, 2017 (edited) Great one @Rifle Infantry. i never thought imp taste like pork :) Edited September 7, 2017 by Mr. Trotl 0 Share this post Link to post
MTF Sergeant Posted September 8, 2017 On 9/7/2017 at 0:08 AM, Mr. Trotl said: Great one @Rifle Infantry. i never thought imp taste like pork :) All this time, I had been thinking that imps taste like poop due to their brown color. 1 Share this post Link to post
Da Werecat Posted September 8, 2017 You should try chocolate. It's not as bad as you think. 0 Share this post Link to post
MTF Sergeant Posted September 8, 2017 39 minutes ago, TFK said: All this time, I had been thinking that imps taste like poop due to their brown color. 0 Share this post Link to post
Cruduxy Pegg Posted September 8, 2017 On 9/5/2017 at 1:24 AM, Jamins34 said: Pain Elementals do look like meat balls, and (from what I remember) they bleed red blood. So, you could have a very large pasta meal using them. Not sure about how cooked they are in the center though... They have an explosive taste... right? 2 Share this post Link to post
Marlamir Posted September 9, 2017 13 hours ago, Pegg said: They have an explosive taste... right? Today menu: meat balls with chily bomb 0 Share this post Link to post