The "stupid mod idea" thread

[Walter confetti]

44 minutes ago, Nancsi said:

A Christian WAD. You're a priest, and you exorcise with light and cross, don't kill, because killing is against the Ten Commandments. Exorcised zombies and demons become believers and priests and say their prayers to Jesus Christ. All demonic items and signs are replaced with christian tokens.

So, one of those many NES bible games but for doom?

[Roofi]

A mod where you must save one or several hostages in each level. The hostage will replace a random item (excepts keys) in the level in order to be always reachable. Your goal is to rescue him/them from the monsters and escort them to a teleporter which will also replace an another random item in the map.

 

To free a hostage , you must first press the "use" button to make him following you. Secondly , you have to reach the specific teleporter but be slow otherwise the hostage will be lost. Also , the monsters will not directly attack the hostages but they stay vulnerable and have the same health as the player. To finish a level , you have to rescue at least the half of the hostages (You can change the minimum required in the options in order to make the game harder or easier. You can also change the hostage's health as well if you find the default configuration too frustrating).

 

You must reach the exit to complete the level as the original game. However , the exit action will teleport you to the very beginning of the map as long as you have not saved enough hostages.

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Good luck with this in Doom II final level. :)

[Albertoni]

4 hours ago, Catpho said:

Berserk fist with Chaingun

Check out this map called 100,000 Revenants. It has what you're describing.

[SOSU]

5 hours ago, BrassKnight said:

I'm imagining Doomguy beating the crap out of hordes of demons while the Fist of the North Star opening theme plays.

A mod that is this ^ but with the Italian opening instead :D

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43 minutes ago, Albertoni said:

Check out this map called 100,000 Revenants. It has what you're describing.

If you like 0,1fps...

[BrassKnight]

I have another stupid mod idea for Doom:

Someone should make this a reality.

[GrayestOdinJim]

Well I have one: First Person Dudley Do-Right. Play as either Dudley Do-Right or Snidely Whiplash as you face off in essentially a Mickey Mania plot.

 

 

To be more specific, by mickey mania plot, I am of course talking about 32 classic cartoons to play through as you must outwit your rival.

Edited October 28, 2018 by GrayestOdinJim

[Master O]

On 10/27/2018 at 12:54 PM, Garbage said:

All weapons are water guns and can only be refilled by running in FWATER sectors

 

 

Not Doom, but still an FPS nonetheless....

[Empyre]

6 hours ago, Master O said:

<Duke Nukem 3D Caribbean video>

 

Not Doom, but still an FPS nonetheless....

Here is a Doom version of that: Doom Vacation

[Albertoni]

On 10/27/2018 at 4:50 PM, Rimantas said:

If you like 0,1fps...

Excuse you, prboom still runs that quite easily.

ZDoom and its derivatives that added DECORATE and with it the insanely complex and slow monster state machine.

 

Not saying that's a bad thing, just saying that if you want speed, do it in DEHACKED. Kinda like programming in assembly in the early 90s to squeeze those extra five FPS of your game, lol

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@Albertoni Excuse you, i never use that "zdoom". I use latest Eternity, also tested prboom+, glboom+ with 100krevs.wad. That lame map sucks my CPU 100% and is unplayable. I use 640x480 resolution. The Eye wad has huge and complex map, but there was no lag on Eternity at all.

[ReaperAA]

19 hours ago, Rimantas said:

@Albertoni Excuse you, i never use that "zdoom".

 

Honestly Albertoni didn't even told u to use zdoom.

And whats with ur hatred towards zdoom/gzdoom. U had this gzdoom-hate attitude in [WIP]Elementalism thread. I am curious to know the reason.

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@ReaperAAI think he thought i use zdoom and complain about fps in 100krevs.wad. I don't hate these srcports, i just don't like them. zdoom changes Doom too much, gzdoom - the same + OGL. Doom needs fake contrast and alive pixels to look good IMO. I was little interested in Elementalism, but i will not be able to check it out because gzdoom requires modern machine. Since it's port for 1993year game and does not support older versions of OGL, i can't understand this nonsense, sorry.

[KVELLER]

35 minutes ago, Rimantas said:

Since it's port for 1993year game and does not support older versions of OGL, i can't understand this nonsense, sorry.

 

It's a source port designed to take advantage of modern hardware. Hardware that has OpenGL 3+ capabilities. I don't see the nonsense in that.

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@KVELLERIf that source port would support all versions of OGL, it would be sin, right? :)

[ReaperAA]

1 hour ago, Rimantas said:

I was little interested in Elementalism, but i will not be able to check it out because gzdoom requires modern machine. Since it's port for 1993year game and does not support older versions of OGL, i can't understand this nonsense, sorry.

 

Ah yes, gzdoom has very high system requirements and I can see that being an issue. But with that being said it is a very powerful and moddable engine. Most doom gameplay mods would not have existed if it wasn't for zdoom. Just to show u an example of its capabilities see https://www.moddb.com/mods/total-chaos 

[seed]

29 minutes ago, Rimantas said:

@KVELLERIf that source port would support all versions of OGL, it would be sin, right? :)

 

It's not the goal of GZDoom, so why insist? There's other ports with different features and goals that do this.

[Alter]

8 hours ago, Rimantas said:

@KVELLERIf that source port would support all versions of OGL, it would be sin, right? :)

It would be a sin because the developers would waste time supporting hardware that's no longer properly supported on modern operating systems. Get a real computer man, anything newer than 2012 will do. inb4 I DONT HAVE MONEY BECAUSE IM POOR or BUT GZDOOM SUCKS

 

Also on topic: Here's a stupid idea for a mod, health bottles that hurt you, and armor bonuses give you +25% or 50% damage taken depending on the armor. And powerups/backpacks make your weapons weaker. ANTI-DOOM

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8 minutes ago, Alter said:

Get a real computer man

I have a real computer, man. 13 years old and everything works 100%. Buy new PC just for gzdoom and modern games which are just repaints of old games? Don't make me laugh please.

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23 minutes ago, Rimantas said:

I have a real computer, man. 13 years old and everything works 100%. Buy new PC just for gzdoom and modern games which are just repaints of old games? Don't make me laugh please.

 

My Atari STe still works man, doesn't mean I'm going to complain about GZDoom not running on it. 

 

Give it a break.

[SOSU]

Please don't get this thread locked guys :""")

[KVELLER]

19 hours ago, Alter said:

Here's a stupid idea for a mod, health bottles that hurt you, and armor bonuses give you +25% or 50% damage taken depending on the armor. And powerups/backpacks make your weapons weaker. ANTI-DOOM

 

Now that's a way to make people complain even more about mandatory pickups.

[Ichor]

In order to use any of the weapons, you have to:

 

1. type "PICK UP X" (X = the specific weapon) to pick up the weapon. Otherwise, you will pass over it.

2. type "PICK UP Y" (Y = the specific ammo).

3. type "PICK UP Z" (Z = the specific item or powerup).

4. type "SELECT X" to switch to your weapon.

5. type "FIRE X" for each time you want to fire a shot from your weapon, even the chaingun and plasma gun.

6. for any mods that include weapon reloading, type "LOAD Y INTO X".

 

Also to open doors, type "OPEN DOOR", but only if it's a normal door. If it's a secret door, type "OPEN SECRET DOOR". One won't work with the other. And for switches, type "USE SWITCH TO W (W = the specific action)". Type in the wrong action and nothing happens.

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6 minutes ago, Ichor said:

In order to use any of the weapons, you have to:

 

1. type "PICK UP X" (X = the specific weapon) to pick up the weapon. Otherwise, you will pass over it.

2. type "PICK UP Y" (Y = the specific ammo).

3. type "PICK UP Z" (Z = the specific item or powerup).

4. type "SELECT X" to switch to your weapon.

5. type "FIRE X" for each time you want to fire a shot from your weapon, even the chaingun and plasma gun.

6. for any mods that include weapon reloading, type "LOAD Y INTO X".

 

Don't forget about OPEN. There are many walls to hump if you want to find secrets.

[Ichor]

Oh yeah. I'll add those.

[Loud Silence]

Mod where weapons get stuck often because of dirt or blood. You must type CLEAN WEAPONNAME or REPAIR WEAPONNAME. Doomguy have mood bar: if gets sad - will refuse to shoot or walk, gets angry - throw away all weapons, gets hungry - all enemies look like food and when you come near - you eat them and that's minus to your health, gets too hot - take off all armor.

[Akenore]

25 minutes ago, Rimantas said:

Mod where weapons get stuck often because of dirt or blood. You must type CLEAN WEAPONNAME or REPAIR WEAPONNAME. Doomguy have mood bar: if gets sad - will refuse to shoot or walk, gets angry - throw away all weapons, gets hungry - all enemies look like food and when you come near - you eat them and that's minus to your health, gets too hot - take off all armor.

So..... emotionally unstable Doom? Interesting.

[Teivman]

Gnomes, Just all gnomes. Oops, All gnomes. Just get doom and replace it all with gnomes, EVERYTHING must be Gnomes.

 

 

It's all Gnomes now.

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Teletubbies paintball :D