The "stupid mod idea" thread

[CBM]

23 minutes ago, Scypek2 said:

 

The long awaited sequel to the "high resolution textures without the high resolution" texture pack.

? :-)

 

also

 

AsterixDOOM aka *DOOM

Edited November 11, 2021 by CBM

[Quill]

This.

Spoiler

 

[rzh]

Dehacked patch that gives the zombieman the cyberdemon rockets and the cyberdemon the zombieman's wimpy rifle attack.

[Roofi]

A mod where you have to manage hunger, sleep and the need to go to the toilet.

 

If a need is not fulfilled, the doomguy will move more slowly or even stop to sleep for example.

 

Wearing armor or having plenty of ammo will cause energy to drop much faster due to overloading.

 

 

[iUsuallyDie]

Two words: Cyberdemon tuxedo.

[Ashurion Neonix]

On 11/18/2021 at 7:49 PM, rzh said:

Dehacked patch that gives the zombieman the cyberdemon rockets and the cyberdemon the zombieman's wimpy rifle attack.

Chaingunner with BFG

[DynamiteKaitorn]

Archvile using the mancubus' fireball...

Actually that wouldn't be that weird now I think about it.

[Dreemurr Deceevurr]

On 11/11/2021 at 4:38 AM, Crystal-Hawk_D00M said:

Open-world doom. The story involves our favorite marine getting stuck in hell, only to find a gang of fellow marines, said gang is trying to claim all 4 districts of hell through hellish-gang-violence.

 

District 1 is owned by the Barons, a gang consisting of barons of hell and hell knights.

 

District 2 is owned by 666th Street Imps, which as the name suggests, mostly consists of imps; dark imps and other custom imps are also in the gang.

 

District 3 is owned by Bosses, a gang made up of all doom bosses, but classified.

 

District 4 is at first owned by some no-name demons, but you and your gang of marines take those demons out and claim all of their territory as yours. Which all happens in the first episode.

 

Episode 2 through 3 allow the player to take on the remaining gangs in any order they want. While episode 4 is just a playable epilogue involving the marines defeating the government of hell and completely taking hell over.

 

Slayers Row?

[ketmar]

DoomGuy travelling to another dimension, meeting Doom Slayer, becomes disgusted and lead demon army to wipe that dimension clean of any living soul.

[CBM]

On 11/11/2021 at 10:38 AM, Crystal-Hawk_D00M said:

Open-world doom. The story involves our favorite marine getting stuck in hell, only to find a gang of fellow marines, said gang is trying to claim all 4 districts of hell through hellish-gang-violence.

 

District 1 is owned by the Barons, a gang consisting of barons of hell and hell knights.

 

District 2 is owned by 666th Street Imps, which as the name suggests, mostly consists of imps; dark imps and other custom imps are also in the gang.

 

District 3 is owned by Bosses, a gang made up of all doom bosses, but classified.

 

District 4 is at first owned by some no-name demons, but you and your gang of marines take those demons out and claim all of their territory as yours. Which all happens in the first episode.

 

Episode 2 through 3 allow the player to take on the remaining gangs in any order they want. While episode 4 is just a playable epilogue involving the marines defeating the government of hell and completely taking hell over.

I kinda like that idea :-)

[Merry Widow]

How about henpecked demons and/or zombies? demons who are scared of everything? Seems stupid to me. No offense is intended to anyone,

[big smoke]

basically this idea is going to be my first big project 

banana factory 2
a man named banana factory dude who is trying to stop and evil brain in a jar with a mechanical body from destroying the world 
and he has to go thought many places and use weapons made out of pure bananas to take down enemies and the evil army named bloodthirsties  
the whole thing is just going to be silly so i just thought i post this here 

[jerk-o]

The "16 Shades of Grey" Community Project for Doom 1 and/or Doom2

Change the palette/colormap to only have different shades of grey, and then have the various mappers use that when making their maps.

 

There could probably also be a "16 Shades of Purple", a "16 Shades of Orange", and a "16 Shades of Blue" Community Project as well.

[slugger]

Temporary noclip as a powerup. If it runs out in a void, you explode.

[Merry Widow]

What if doomguy turns into huge version of himself on the bossfight level? He could beat the monster or lose of course. If doomguy loses, he could shrink into a wimp (?) but if he wins, a large picture of his face with a wink and shit eating grin. Oh yes, and laughing?

[Sneezy McGlassFace]

On 12/6/2021 at 2:19 AM, jerk-o said:

The "16 Shades of Grey" Community Project for Doom 1 and/or Doom2

Change the palette/colormap to only have different shades of grey, and then have the various mappers use that when making their maps.

 

There could probably also be a "16 Shades of Purple", a "16 Shades of Orange", and a "16 Shades of Blue" Community Project as well.

 

You may want to check out 50 Shades of Graytall megawad. It's a challenge where mappers are tasked to make a map from selected few textures that are generally considered pretty ugly (GRAYTALL being chief among them) but the maps should still look as nice as possible. But I do like your idea a lot.

[Quill]

"High-quality" texture pack where all the textures look like they've been upscaled through bilinear filtering.

 

Spoiler

Ahem. I already know what GZDoom is.

 

[Merry Widow]

What if there was far worse enemies than the usual undead and demons we see? What if it was so bad, that the marines and the hellspawn had to join forces to get rid of this new set of abominations? What would happen then? One can only imagine...or not.

[The_MártonJános]

Wide Doomguy Walking.

Every ingame area and floortexture, as well as every object and sprite stretched to twice their both X and Y width.
Every walltexture stretched to 2x size horizontally.
Every single track replaced by Song for Denise.

[Denim Destroyer]

"One chance to not crash" - Doomguy's health is linked to DOOM.WAD meaning if you die then the file is deleted. I got the idea after reading this paper: https://www.cs.unm.edu/~dlchao/flake/doom/chi/chi.html

[Quill]

5 hours ago, Denim Destroyer said:

"One chance to not crash" - Doomguy's health is linked to DOOM.WAD meaning if you die then the file is deleted. I got the idea after reading this paper: https://www.cs.unm.edu/~dlchao/flake/doom/chi/chi.html

Adding onto this idea: Lose/Lose Doom, where each demon represents a random file on your computer

[Widosm]

Play as the original id team, fighting various struggles like bugs or budget problems that manifest as enemies, and try to finish Doom.

[JTavares]

On 8/15/2017 at 10:22 PM, galileo31dos01 said:

Wadsapp, you kill your enemies by 

 

 

 

Whatsapp DOOM 2

[Solmyr]

ChubbZ: A mod where every monster (and the player) is comically fat as hell. 

• The Zombies, Imps and Nazis need scooters to move across the level.
• Demons move by rolling around and attack by trying to roll you over at nightmare speed, they can be stoped by heavy weaponry or crashing into a wall.
• Spectres behave the same as Demons but they are so fat their fuzz lines are thicker and move slower.
• Lost Souls look comically chubby, and they strain themselves by trying to stay afloat, this is represented by them randomly entering their pain frames and shaking every 60 tics.
• Pain Elementals are stuck on the ground, their arms reduced to only chubby hands barely sticking out of their massive frame, they attack by spitting a custom projectile that looks like a Lost Soul which rolls over the ground and explodes then releases bone fragments in random directions as shrapnel, when killed it releases 9 Lost Souls in random directions.
• Cacodemons are stuck in the ground as well but they spit three caco balls with a cartoony reverb burp sound effect, when killed they explode into a shower of blue gore and red gore.
• Mancubi are so fat they die after attacking once; their belly rips open and guts come spilling out.
• Revenants are literally big boned, their chest armor is taped in the middle to hold it in place, they move as slow as their PSX Doom version.
• Archies are also big boned, but their attack gets interrupted mid point as they get tired of holding their arms up, they also move slow.
• Arachnotrons and Masterminds have sturdy platforms with tank threads in place of their metal legs to move around, as compensation they have twice as much firepower.
• Cyberdemons loose their herculean (stygian?) physique, get manboobs (demonboobs?), their red wiring forms a makeshift belly and both of their legs are fully mechanical, sometimes he gets tired of holding his arm cannon and only fires 1 time instead of 3.
• Doomguy is just chubbs from Skulltag/Zandronum but sitting on a rocket powered wheelchair.

[gwain]

arc-angle samiel takes over as ruler of hell and you as Mephistopheles(previous ruler) has to stop him 

[Kokoro Hane]

Pistol DOOM.... where all enemies.... use just a pistol!

[Uncle Death]

Top Gear Doom: you play as the cast of top gear you can drive cars, punch directors in the face, spend quid and the final boss is the Stig. 

[Astronomical]

On 11/19/2021 at 5:31 AM, Roofi said:

A mod where you have to manage hunger, sleep and the need to go to the toilet.

 

If a need is not fulfilled, the doomguy will move more slowly or even stop to sleep for example.

 

Wearing armor or having plenty of ammo will cause energy to drop much faster due to overloading.

Still less management than Hideous Destructor

[Quill]

Doom 64 for Doom 64.

Either an empty WAD file or shittily remade Doom 64 maps.

[Solmyr]

BONE: A monster replacement mods that swaps all monsters for revenant versions of themselves complete with withe armor and skeletonized bodies. The monsters retain their original attacks but they also fire revenant missiles of varying size and power depending on the monster; Zombiemen fire ther usual pea shoot and also at the same time they fire a small revenant rocket that's smaller than an Imp fireball and does [5-30] damage instead of t the usual [20-80] damage, a Cyberdemon fires it's rockets and at the same time fires large comet shaped fireballs with similar behavior to a revenant rocket, except the smoke trail is bigger and longer, and does [64-320] damage.