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The "stupid mod idea" thread

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3 hours ago, Pegleg said:

Does that mean that the Rabbit of Caerbannog would replace the Cyberdemon?

Don't be silly, it'd be the Black Beast of Arrrggghhh, who you could only beat by killing the creator of the map.

 

The rabbit would replace Daisy.

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Remove medkits, stimpacks, bottles and add pharmacies full of people, so you have to wait in long line to buy medkits, pay with ammo.

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Ubisoft Doom

 

1. Armor and powerups are translucent and cannot be picked up unless you buy the PowerArmor(TM) Pack.

 

2. Open-world switch hunting.

 

3. The framerate is kept at 35 FPS, not because it's Doom, but because this mod packs a CPU-intensive DRM that also is a spyware.

 

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Vulpine Doom

 

The Demons are actually evil Fox Spirits, and are basically just regular Doom demons with Fox ears.

And you have to use non-evil regular Foxes in stupid ways to defeat them. The foxes all sit upon your head (like my avatar, because reasons) and do different things after you throw them on the ground.

 

The pistol is replaced with an Arctic Fox. It doesn't do much, it just runs at enemies and mauls them after you toss them off your head. They also laugh that one laughing arctic fox meme.

 

The shotgun is the good ol' Red Fox. The Super Shotgun is two Red Foxes taped together. When you throw either one of them the Red Fox starts running around and Mousing the enemies, which is that thing Foxes do when they jump in an arc at things. 

 

The Chaingun is a stack of Kit Foxes. They're small and maul quickly.

 

The Rocket Launcher is a flying fox. Which is not actually a fox, but a rather large bat that flies around violently ripping off the demons fox ears as it flies over them thus defeating them.

 

The Plasma Gun is a Tibetan Sandfox. It runs out, looks unimpressed at the magic the demons are throwing at it, and they die of embarassment.

 

The BFG is a Fennec Fox. You set it down, cover your ears, and it runs to each enemy in the room shrieking, thus causing their heads to explode.

 

The fist is a bag of cheese with your hand inside it at the ready. You throw it on enemies and baby Red Foxes come out and eat the enemies that are covered in the cheese.

 

The chainsaw is a magazine full of bad furry fox porn. You walk up to an enemy, flip the magazine in front of their faces, and they promptly kill themselves. Yiff noises replace the chainsaw noise. 

 

...I like Foxes, okay?

 

 

Edited by MsKaye

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6 hours ago, Doom Marine said:

Ubisoft Doom

 

1. Armor and powerups are translucent and cannot be picked up unless you buy the PowerArmor(TM) Pack.

 

2. Open-world switch hunting.

 

3. The framerate is kept at 35 FPS, not because it's Doom, but because this mod packs a CPU-intensive DRM that also is a spyware.

 

 

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On 3/18/2019 at 11:11 PM, Doom Marine said:

Ubisoft Doom

 

1. Armor and powerups are translucent and cannot be picked up unless you buy the PowerArmor(TM) Pack.

 

2. Open-world switch hunting.

 

3. The framerate is kept at 35 FPS, not because it's Doom, but because this mod packs a CPU-intensive DRM that also is a spyware.

 

Don't forget about adding repetitive enemy types and snot physics.

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