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Most Favouritistic Film Quotes...

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Here's what you do - think of a line from a film that really stuck in your grey matter... yep, that's it...
Then tap your little fingers and let us all know what it is. Here's a few personal favourites.

"How could Tyler not go for that? Last night he was splicing sex organs into Cinderella" - 'Fight Club'

"Whah cudn't yew just purt the bunneh baack in the bowx?" - 'Con Air'

"The question mark was emphasised..." - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

And more to come. Splarg.

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I'm going to pretend you added games into this too, because games have great quotes

"hey shebitch, lets go"
"come get some"
-Army of Darkness

If I thought you weren't my friend, I don't think I could bare it.

Caleb : ooh, I've been dreaming of you all tied up like that
Ophelia : hmm, prince charming I presume
Caleb : gimme some sugar baby
Ophelia : cut me loose and I'll give you a whole cherry pie!
Gideon : hmm, I thought you might come here
Caleb : ah you again, mind coming back in about say...2 minutes?

You know, you've got a real attitude problem

Caleb : the choice is yours, walk now and live, stay and die.
Prophet : I'm staying
Caleb : then yer dying

- Blood 2

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"You're Fired"

Dude from Exit Wounds

"You're Fired"

Arnie in True Lies

Every smart-arsed liner James Bond has ever said

Bond in All his films

Tintin "Cheap ass, chrome dome, child molestin', saphrifiting motherfucker!"
Gideon "And close the gate on ya way out!"
Tintin "Oh I closes up for you reeeeeeeal good masser! Fuck you!"
*flips the bird*

Tintin and Gideon from The Crow.

The Crow rules.

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Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite? ...Mr Blonde


Eddie, if you keep talking like a bitch I'm gonna slap you like a bitch... Mr Blonde again

Joe : Here are your names : Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange and Mr. Pink.

Mr. Pink : Why am I Mr. Pink?

Joe : Because you're a faggot all right?

Mr. Pink : Why can't we pick our own colours?

Joe : No way, no way. Tried it once doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black

Reservoir dogs is sooooo damn fine.

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Connor - Now you will receive us.
Murphy - We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.
Connor - We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy - It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor - It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy - With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor - Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy - Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor - These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy - There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor - But if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy - And we will send you to which ever god you wish.

-The Boondock Saints

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"I'll be back."
-The Terminator

"Fuck you asshole."
-The Terminator (this one is ALL in the way he says it)

"Chill out. Dickwad."

-Terminator 2: Judgment Day

"Fall, FALL!!"

-Megatron ; The Transformers - The Movie

"Oh SHIT what're we gonna do now?!"

-Spike ; The Transformers - The Movie

"We killed it.. We killed it! FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!!"

- Val ; Tremors

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"How do you define real?" and pretty much every other significant quote Morpheus made in the Matrix.

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Kevin Smith quotes - heh...

'Like my grandmother always said, why buy the cow when you get the sex for free?'...'of course she turned lesbian on her 60th birthday'
- Mallrats

'So dya do anal? Is it true that chicks fart when you blast 'em in the ass?'
- Dogma

'Nobody fucks with a Jedi Master'
- Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

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Anything from Nick Nolte in 48 hours, example;

Prostitute: "Fuck you"
Nolte: "I'll take a rain check on that"

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Goodfellas:

Joe Pesci: "But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?"

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"Pinback's uniforms do not fit me. The underwear is too loose."
- darkstar

"Get away form her you bitch!"
- Aliens

"Fucking Dante... Goddamn poetry writing faggot piece of shit fucker!"
- Seven

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"If there's one thing that's worse than riding the school bus, it's riding your dad" -- Robot Jones on Cartoon Network.

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Waynes World is probably one of the movies I quote the most:

"If you're going to spew, spew into this" -- Garth

"It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine" -- Wayne

"Excuse me...I'd like to get...by now" -- Garth (its all in the inflection)

"Ribbed for her pleasure...eew." -- Garth

"I'll have the cream of Sum-Yun-Gai." -- Wayne

And some others:

"Fly, fatass fly!" -- Jay, Mallrats

"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum" -- The hero dude, They Live

Gunner: Anyone who runs is a V.C. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined V.C....you oughtta do a story about me sometime.
Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Gunner: 'Cause I'm so fucking good! That ain't no shit neither. I've done got me one hundred and fifty seven dead gooks killed. And fifty water buffaloes, too. Them're all certified.
Joker: Any woman and children?
Gunner: Sometimes.
Joker: How can you shoot women and children?
Gunner: Easy. You just don't lead 'em so much. Ain't war hell?

--Full Metal Jacket

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“You-know Jewels, there’s a saying that goes, ‘when a man admits he’s wrong, then he is immanently forgiven for all his wrong doing.’”

“Yeah? Well the man who said that never had to pick up iddy biddy bits of skull on account of your dumb ass!”

-Pulp Fiction, Jewels and Vincent

“Foolish man! He prayed for death, and it found him!”

-Metal gear solid, Liquid Snake.


I've got alot more too, but I'll post them later.

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Falling Down:
"Fifty cents!" - Mr. Lee
"Looks like it's out of order." - Bill Foster

This:

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mmnpsrsoskl said:

Bond in All his films

Some of them are just awful heh

"I thought Christmas only comes once a year"

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In the world I see -- you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You will wear leather clothes that last you the rest of your life. You will climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. You will see tiny figures pounding corn and laying-strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of the ruins of a superhighway.

Tyler from Fight club

I could really quote the whole book/move. From start to finish. I practically have it memorized

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corniest line ever:

"Tell me the truth..... are we still in the game?" - End of eXistenZ

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Like all 10 of my favorites are from True Lies. Man that movie was great. They don't make movies like that anymore. Probably never will again. Society is dumbing down.

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