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FantasmeDel'Esprit54

Doom Summarized

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Ultimate Doom: The OG, nothing can compare. Except for Doom 2

Doom 2: Sequel to the OG, also Super Shotgun

Doom 3: The black sheep. And not in a good way.

Doom 64: Evidence that Consoles are competent

Doom PSX: More Evidence that Consoles are competent

Final Doom: Half of it is a piece of shit. The other half a lesser piece of shit

 

Brutal Doom: A gore fest

Merser's Sprites and Enhancements: The definitve way to play Brutal Doom v.20b. Would use more if the fucking weapons sprites did not take up half of the fucking screen.

Project Brutality: Brutal Doom with more shit. A bigger arsenal but that does not matter since all of the weapons are overpowered(except for the pistol).

Smooth Doom: These animations will make you wanna Pre

Beautiful Doom: Smooth Doom but E N H A N C E D

Cosmetic Doom: An inferior version of Beautiful Doom

 

Gzdoom: For mods

Zandronum: 90% of people who use Zandronum only use it for multiplayer. You know I'm right

Chocolate Doom: Fuck DOSbox

Crispy Doom: Chocolate Doom with more options

Retro Doom: The source port no one wanted

GLBoom+: We all use it but we never talk about it.

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No love for Doomsday Engine and Risen3D with those enhancements like 3D monsters and lighting and such back in the day?

Shame on you :P

 

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57 minutes ago, FantasmeDel'Esprit54 said:

Zandronum: 90% of people who use Zandronum only use it for multiplayer. You know I'm right

I'm in the 10% then.....

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1 hour ago, FantasmeDel'Esprit54 said:

Crispy Doom: Chocolate Doom with more options

If by more options you also mean a lot of vanilla limits removed, then you're right.

 

Final Doom should be in the list.

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You defeat demons with space shotguns and chainsaws on Mars. End of story.

Edited by Piper Maru : forgot the s at the end of chainsaw lol omfg wtf

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Final Doom: A flawed but improved Doom II and Doom boiled down to perfection (alt. Doom's "Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels")

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13 hours ago, leodoom85 said:

I'm in the 10% then.....

10 hours ago, Empyre said:

Me, too!

Same here.

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Doom 1: Marine kicks demon ass in space and hell

Doom 2: Marine kicks demon ass on Earth and in Hell

 

GzDoom: The definitive way to play Doom on modern PCs

Brutal Doom: Fun gorefest

Project Brutality: Bloated, probably overcomplex gorefest

Smooth Doom: Doom with a file applied to it

Beautiful Doom: Brutal Doom's older, calmer brother

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1 minute ago, NeedHealth said:

Random FPS: You are locked in a room with demons.

Doom: Demons are locked in a room with you.

Unless they're Archviles.

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What did you just call my waifu TNT Evilution?!

 

Doom 3 : I can't see shit in this shit.

Doomsday : Oh pretty game! Wow the corners are shaded!

Zdoom : Am too lazy to use dosbox, oh it has mod support.

 

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Here's the entire franchise in one sentence:

 

A Space Marine is assigned to bullshit job on Mars until shit goes down and he has to fight the forces of Hell eventually leading to him becoming the savior of the Human race and the eventual bane of the Demons' existence.

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8 hours ago, TootsyBowl said:

Doom 1: Marine kicks demon ass in space and hell

Doom 2: Marine kicks demon ass on Earth and in Hell

 

GzDoom: The definitive way to play Doom on modern PCs

Brutal Doom: Fun gorefest

Project Brutality: Bloated, probably overcomplex gorefest

Smooth Doom: Doom with a file applied to it

Beautiful Doom: Brutal Doom's older, calmer brother

Haha I love these 

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Please don't come into my house and throw memes at me.

 

but yea Doom 3 isn't really bad at all imo

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After playing the new DOOM I re-bought Doom 3 on Steam and starting going through it again, and I actually enjoy it more than I enjoyed the new DOOM. I have a new appreciation for Doom 3.

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This is all you need to know: Post

Final Doom's just Doom 2.

Doom 3 is really hard to tell if it fits in there or not.

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On 3.9.2017. at 8:21 PM, FantasmeDel'Esprit54 said:

Retro Doom: The source port no one wanted

just die

 

 

 

On 3.9.2017. at 9:17 PM, leodoom85 said:

Risen3D

This one, on the other hand...

 

some frustration still left from my futile attempt to learn it in the spoiler, you've been warned



It would be a good port if only the author wanted to. R3D fixes the actually cool glitches of Doom (e.g. wallruns), yet implements the most obnoxious of them, the random sound pitch. I don't think it can even be turned off!!

Also, FFS, not even the development team itself fully understands how do Risen's 3D lifts work! You can read this in the supplied documentation, I'm not joking here!

Not to mention that the main programmer can't even be directly reached.

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On 9/3/2017 at 2:21 PM, FantasmeDel'Esprit54 said:

Zandronum: 90% of people who use Zandronum only use it for multiplayer. You know I'm right

People use a multiplayer port mostly to play multiplayer? Who would have thought?

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