What are your silly monster nicknames?

[Clay]

For example when I first played doom and didn't know the monster names. I called the cacodemons "Man Eating Strawberries"

 

Edit. As a bonus what did you think the wolfenstein enemies were saying when you alerted them?

Edited September 7, 2017 by DemonusDefunctus

[GarrettChan]

Hell Knight - Goat son

Baron of Hell - Goat mom

Cyberdemon - Goat dad

[Merry Widow]

I called the caco a stink bomb, and pinky the bitcher.

[scifista42]

Wolfenstein trooper -> postman.

[Not Jabba]

When I was 8 years old in 1994, I had never heard the word "badass" before, so when reading the E1 end text I assumed that it was the name that id had given the Baron. I pronounced it like "Baddus," and I kept calling them that for a few days until my dad corrected me.

[42PercentHealth]

I called pinkies gorilla-pigs. Don't really remember much else worth mentioning...

[SOSU]

My nickname for barons is trash >:D

[SaladStream]

I think i renamed most of them although my silliest would be

Cyberdemon rocketman

Lost soul. Fire face

Baron of hell. Goat legs

Cacodemon rolly red

[Clay]

Just now, Arto91 said:

I think i renamed most of them although my silliest would be

Cyberdemon rocketman

Lost soul. Fire face

Baron of hell. Goat legs

Cacodemon rolly red

L-O-freaking-L at the Fire Face and Rocketman

[hardcore_gamer]

Never really had any nicknames after I learned about the monster's real names, but I think I use to call them the fallowing in my shareware doom days:

 

The zombies: the soldier monsters

Imps: the brown fire dudes

Demons: The pig monsters

Barons: The goat monsters

 

Never really played the full thing or doom 2 until much later and by then I knew the real names.     

[Endless]

I called the Imp simple Demon :P and the possesed humans ''zombies''. 

But I think Ultramon is quite a cool name for the Baron of Hell. Haha.

[Guest]

Pinky - mutant ox 

 

Cacodemon - flying mutant tomato

 

Baron of Hell/Hell Knight - minotaur 

 

Arch-vile - annoying cunt

Edited September 8, 2017 by Guest

[Major Arlene]

I call Afrits in Hexen "birbs"

[leodoom85]

I called the cybies "devil boss" when I started into Doom

[Merry Widow]

1 hour ago, 42PercentHealth said:

I called pinkies gorilla-pigs. Don't really remember much else worth mentioning...

I like gorilla-pigs.Cool!A friend of mine calls the cacos fart blossoms.

[FantasmeDel'Esprit54]

Imps- Brown piece of shit

Hell knight- Bigger brown piece of shit

Baron- Bloody piece of shit

Cacodemon- oh dear god

[Doom_Dude]

Imps - Apes

and then in Doom 2...

Revenants - Resurrected Demons

 

[Pure Hellspawn]

Pinkies -> Demon Pigs

Baron - goat demon. i thought it was wearing a form of pants at first.

 

[Rifle Infantry]

When I first started playing, I gave the various monsters my own "names" despite having read the manual (that is, minus the Wolfenstein SS/Commander Keen):

 

Zombieman: Possessed Infantry

Shotgun Guy: Possessed Sergeant

Chaingun Guy: Possessed Corporal

Imp: Minor Demon

Pinky: Berserker Demon

Revenant: Undead Missile Carrier

Cacodemon: Meatball fuckers (never got around to properly naming them...)

Pain Elemental: Soul Carrier

Lost Soul: Soul

Arachnotron: Spider Mech

Hell Knight: Lesser Noble

Mancubus: Demon Flamethrower

Arch-Vile: High Priest

Baron of Hell: High Noble

Cyberdemon: Demon Lord

Spiderdemon: Demon Commander

Wolfenstein SS: Hell Militia (didn't know why they were there at first, figured they were just damned souls trying to get better treatment in exchange for fighting for Hell, and actually spun up a little bit of headcanon involving their gear being cheaply-made uniforms made with Cacodemon blood dye, with STEN-looking semi-automatic carbines in cottage industries around Hell).

Commander Keen: Sacrifice

[Torturephile]

I call the Wolfenstein SS "Blue Nazi".

[galileo31dos01]

SMM - señora (lady)

Cyber - señor (sir)

Revenant - esqueleto de mierda (skeleton piece of shit)

Imp - monito (little monkey)

Cacodemon - caquito (umm, little caco?)

[Pure Hellspawn]

38 minutes ago, Rifle Infantry said:

When I first started playing, I gave the various monsters my own "names" despite having read the manual (that is, minus the Wolfenstein SS/Commander Keen):

 

Zombieman: Possessed Infantry

Shotgun Guy: Possessed Sergeant

Chaingun Guy: Possessed Corporal

Imp: Minor Demon

Pinky: Berserker Demon

Revenant: Undead Missile Carrier

Cacodemon: Meatball fuckers (never got around to properly naming them...)

Pain Elemental: Soul Carrier

Lost Soul: Soul

Arachnotron: Spider Mech

Hell Knight: Lesser Noble

Mancubus: Demon Flamethrower

Arch-Vile: High Priest

Baron of Hell: High Noble

Cyberdemon: Demon Lord

Spiderdemon: Demon Commander

Wolfenstein SS: Hell Militia (didn't know why they were there at first, figured they were just damned souls trying to get better treatment in exchange for fighting for Hell, and actually spun up a little bit of headcanon involving their gear being cheaply-made uniforms made with Cacodemon blood dye, with STEN-looking semi-automatic carbines in cottage industries around Hell).

Commander Keen: Sacrifice

how can the chaingun guy have a lower rank than the shotgun guy? doesn't make sense.

[Clay]

lol

[Rifle Infantry]

2 minutes ago, Pure Hellspawn said:

how can the chaingun guy have a lower rank than the shotgun guy? doesn't make sense.

I had figured he was some kind of specialist, think the equivalent of a light machine gunner in a modern day army.

[Combinebobnt]

naming monsters as ppl i play with

 

bonus round:

Hanging Body (Missing Brain) - average brutal complex doom player

[MFG38]

Not really silly, but I used to call Pain Elementals Pain-in-the-Ass Elementals. Because frankly, they sort of are exactly that.

[GarrettChan]

4 hours ago, Pure Hellspawn said:

how can the chaingun guy have a lower rank than the shotgun guy? doesn't make sense.

Wait... aren't Officers carrying pistols in video games? I guess according to this, Zombiemen should have the highest ranking, which also doesn't make any sense ;P

[Matthias]

Imp - A monkey

Cacodemon - An apple

Anarchotron - A spider

Arch-vile - A wizard

Revenant - A skeleton

Demon - A pig

Spectre - An invisible pig

 

I guess I wan't much original then

 

In my native language it's

Opice

Jabko

Pavouk

Kouzelník

Kostra

Prase

Neviditelný prase

:)

 

[NinjaLiquidator]

Demons were pigs and spectres were invisible pigs. Archvile was fire man. Arachnotron was spider. And dead Cyberdemon was chewed meat ;)

[UglyStru]

I sometimes refer to Pain Elementals as "f--king c---sucking a--hole motherf--king annoying pieces of sh-t".