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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

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A dumb thing I threw together in less than a week. It's probably not finished.

 

Downgrade your weapons! Summon sexy tomato women to do your bidding! Battle annoying paparazzi, deadly ninja, and other non-sequitors! Tolerate blatant product placement! Save the world from the real red menace -- killer tomatoes!

 

 

Sing along to the theme song:

 

attack of the killer tomatoes
attack of the killer tomatoes
it started as a film franchise
then briefly a cartoon
and now it's a mod
for gzdoom!

 

two games were made before, though
for spectrum and nintendo
bad game design and graphics too
brought nothing but sub par reviews
and now it sucks
on pc too!

 

tomatoes!
tomatoes!

 

we almost made you Tara
but decided shouldn't oughta
she's pretty and accessible
and very well endowed
but draws lots of hate
from the tumblr crowd...

 

this mod has no new levels
no imps or cyber-devils
just play it when you're getting bored
with fighting off demonic hordes
and help it to win
a cacoward!

 

tomatoes!
tomatoes!

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So basically you turn every enemy into a Cacodemon. Great. Doesn't help I really don't like tomatoes, either.

 

Hilarious, nonetheless.

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13 hours ago, PRIMEVAL said:

So basically you turn every enemy into a Cacodemon. Great. Doesn't help I really don't like tomatoes, either.

 

Hilarious, nonetheless.

A rather jaded, but accurate, way of putting it.

 

Actually only about half of enemies are tomato-based: the tomato men, two martian tomatoes, and these guys.

 

The rest are other weird shit, since the movies were usually about the out-of-touch people dealing with the tomato menace. For example, it's a little known fact that cowboys AND ninja can smell a fight from a mile away, and will bee-line for the action whenever possible.

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