Ducks quack

[Grain of Salt]

Or do they

 

 

Duck thread.

[Grain of Salt]

 

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This will be the best thread.

 

 

 

 

I accidentally clicked quote and couldn't figure out how to remove them so uh

[Captain red pants]

 

 

[Memfis]

 

[Arctangent]

ducks have barbed corkscrew penises that detach after use, making them one of the few birds to indeed have penises

 

subsequently, the females have corkscrew vaginas, and indeed it's believed the corkscrew penis evolved as a way to navigate the corkscrew vaginas which themselves are believed to have evolved to protect the females from the male's violent sexual deviancy, which also includes, among other things, necrophilia

[rehelekretep]

the true classic duck video

 

[CARRiON]

20 minutes ago, Kapanyo said:

I accidentally clicked quote and couldn't figure out how to remove them so uh

DEL key.

[Grain of Salt]

 

Duck ceremony.

[rodster]

1 minute ago, Grain of Salt said:

 

Duck ceremony.

At first I thought that's some really impressive mirror Magic :D

[Grain of Salt]

1 minute ago, rodster said:

At first I thought that's some really impressive mirror Magic :D

I think it is

[Not Jabba]

42 minutes ago, Grain of Salt said:

Duck thread.

Thank you. I think we can all get behind this.

 

 

[SOSU]

Wot

[Grain of Salt]

That's a weird looking duck, but I accept it.

[Liberation]

35 minutes ago, Arctangent said:

ducks have barbed corkscrew penises that detach after use, making them one of the few birds to indeed have penises

 

subsequently, the females have corkscrew vaginas, and indeed it's believed the corkscrew penis evolved as a way to navigate the corkscrew vaginas which themselves are believed to have evolved to protect the females from the male's violent sexual deviancy, which also includes, among other things, necrophilia

Is that true? That's mental if it is. 

 

And I didn't know ducks are into necrophilla! You learn something new everyday I guess.

 

Don't have any duck photos to share :-( only cats and hedgehogs.

[antares031]

2 minutes ago, Liberation said:

Is that true? That's mental if it is. 

 

Just for your information. Viewer discretion is advised:

 

 

[Altazimuth]

Here's one of my favourite species of duck, the mandarin duck (A. galericulata).

[Liberation]

Thank you @antares031 That was equally educational and horrific at the same time.

[HavoX]

[roadworx]

37 minutes ago, Eric the Sandvich said:

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[[McD] James]

Ducks happen to be featured in one of the best multiplayer games of recent memory.

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[HavoX]

That's quack quick...

 

But not quick enough.

 

 

[snapshot]

rhymes ...

 

[durian]

[snapshot]

[Decay]

Ducks are great

 

 

[Memfis]

good one

[Fonze]

[franckFRAG]

Oh damn! Where is @rhinoduck?