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Method of Departure

Favourate Suicide Option  

26 members have voted

  1. 1. Favourate Suicide Option

    • Overdose
      1
    • Hanging
      2
    • Pistol (self inflicted)
      5
    • Pistol (The Harris Method)
      0
    • Jumping
      3
    • Gas
      2
    • Bleeding
      2
    • Other (please state)
      11


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Death by sex with my wife while participating in a 300-person anonymous orgy.

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Spike said:

Death by sex with my wife while participating in a 300-person anonymous orgy.


301 you mean ;)

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Death by gas.
You'll fall asleep slowly. It's like going to bed like you normally do. You won't feel pain and it would feel like dreaming. That would be nice..

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Drowning. Take a small breath of water and calmly fall asleep to death while water molecules enter your brain.

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deadnail thought of this funny suicide thing once... I think it went something along the lines of

1. Become famous by doing something that is a great benefit to people, like finding the cure for cancer.

2. Swallow a trigger-activated grenade before you have a big speech at a press conference or something

3. Conceal the trigger in your hand as you speak, and out of nowhere, in the middle of a sentence, trigger the bomb. Not only will you get your objective accomplished, you would also traumatize millions of people watching your speech! hahahahah!

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RailGunner said:

In Taiwan there is a drug that makes you go crazy and suicidal.


It isn't limited to Taiwan my friend...

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I saw a late-night talk show where this kid made and sold suicide machines. He rigged an electric chair to a Pac-Man clone on a cheap PC; you play for as long as you could, and when you die, you die. I bet you could do something similar with Doom.

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IMJack said:

I saw a late-night talk show where this kid made and sold suicide machines. He rigged an electric chair to a Pac-Man clone on a cheap PC; you play for as long as you could, and when you die, you die. I bet you could do something similar with Doom.


But who would want to playtest that port? O_o

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Been there, done that, actually sat on and jumped up and down on a nuclear bomb, to "See what would happen". Ahhh strange times.

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The medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and
concluded that he died from a gunshot wound of the head caused by a shotgun.

Investigation to that point had revealed that the deceased had jumped from
the top of a ten story building with the intent to commit suicide (he
left a note indicating his despondency). As he passed the 9th floor on the way
down, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, killing
him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety
net had been erected at the 8th floor level to protect some window washers
and that the deceased would not have been able to complete his intent to
commit suicide because of this.

Ordinarily, a person who starts into motion the events with a suicide intent
ultimately commits suicide even though the mechanism might be not what he
intended. That he was shot on the way to certain death nine stories below
probably would not change his mode of death from suicide to homicide. But
the fact that his suicide intent would not have been achieved under any
circumstance caused the medical examiner to feel that he had homicide on his
hands.

Further investigation led to the discovery that the room on the 9th floor
from whence the shotgun blast emanated was occupied by an elderly man and
his wife. He was threatening her with the shotgun because of an
inter-spousal spat and became so upset that he could not hold the shotgun
straight. Therefore, when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his
wife and the pellets went through the window striking the deceased.

When one intends to kill subject A, but kills subject B in the attempt, one
is guilty of the murder of subject B. The old man was confronted with this
conclusion, but both he and his wife were adamant in stating that neither
knew that the shotgun was loaded. It was the longtime habit of the old man
to threaten his wife with an unloaded shotgun. He had no intent to murder
her; therefore, the killing of the deceased appeared then to be accident.
That is, the gun had been accidentally loaded.

But *further* investigation turned up a witness that their son was seen
loading the shotgun approximately six weeks prior to the fatal accident. That
investigation showed that the mother (the old lady) had cut off her son's
financial support and her son, knowing the propensity of his father to use
the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that the
father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part
of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

Further investigation revealed that the son became increasingly despondent
over the failure of his attempt to get his mother murdered. This led him to
jump off the ten story building on March 23, only to be killed by a shotgun
blast through a 9th story window.

The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide. :)

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If I ever make a big booboo in life and end up with the death sentance my death wish is to die of a heroin OD. Otherwise I am not planning on commiting suicide... maybe a shot to the head actually, it's the only painless way to die I think.

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If a was going to kill myself, It'd be quick and painless, thus shooting myslef. Disorder kind of convinced me for gas though, just falling asleep and probably dreaming for the rest of eternity.

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Coopersville said:

If a was going to kill myself, It'd be quick and painless, thus shooting myslef. Disorder kind of convinced me for gas though, just falling asleep and probably dreaming for the rest of eternity.

MM... I'd more look at it as sleep without any dreams. Just complete nothingness.

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Ultraviolet said:

Fodders: Did that really happen or did you or someone else just make it up?

That was from the opening of the movie Magnolia. Sadly, I've only seen the first hour or so of the movie, though I would like to see the rest. Seemed pretty cool.

One thing else. The way I would choose to go would be through heroic sacrifice. Then no one would suspect, and you'd be helping others at the same time.

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If and when I ever kill myself, it'd be a poison OD or something quick and painless. I see no point in making myself suffer more than I have to.

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RailGunner said:

Dont say that Crazy Drug is migrating to America.


rofl, it always has dude. Drugs are never limited to one area. Ever.

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Coopersville said:

If a was going to kill myself, It'd be quick and painless, thus shooting myslef. Disorder kind of convinced me for gas though, just falling asleep and probably dreaming for the rest of eternity.

What kind of gas is used for that anyway? Normal gas you use to cook with? If that's so, you could turn your house in a huge bomb. The gas would spread through the house and when your parents come home and turn on the lights, Boooooooommmmmm!!

Well, I guess you'd receive extra bonuspoints for that ;)

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Hmm, I'll never commit suicide, no matter how often I get the idea, but If I do go out, it'd have to be a spectacular method......I'm all out of possible methods though. Ah well....

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