Oh Hell. Hell has come to send monsters from Hell to murder you and you have to go to Hell and back to murder the monsters from Hell from making your town go straight to Hell. What the Hell is this gibberish I'm writing?
Also, who cares about plot in a game anyway?
Boredom, Hummer Team, Anvil Studio, Mock 2: The Speed of Stupid, the lack of sex, drugs and rock and roll, Terry, cheese toasties, pasta, Pantera, Slayer, NIN (how do you do backwards Ns on Notepad?), Active Enterprises, Paul Thrussel, iD Software, five golden rings, Activision for being lazy gits as always, Brian Coburn, whoever the crazy fool is that LPs this WAD and Mike Dawson.