This island is so hot even the troops are in shorts. And these damn
seagulls are everywhere. They learned to eat by following the troops and
scavenging among the dead. If ya hear the seagulls then ya can bet there's
a troublemaker nearby. The only way to keep cool is stay near the big blocks
dry ice but even that can be dangerous. I thought I had this place to
myself but son of a.............