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IT WaS BeeinG 4 DooM ][...but I saw the ALPha of QuaKE and I¨Ve ChaNGeD
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|Anonymous||"U CaN¨T DiSTRiBuTe ThiS WaD iN Any SiCK COunTRy who MAKeS oR TRy to MaKE NUcLEaR TEsT oR ToRTuRe PeOPLe". Yes, but this map is hosted in servers located in USA. Will the author email Ty Halderman asking to delete the files from the archive? Oh, the irony... About the maps, they have good aesthetics, but bad playability (too many barrels, too many obstacles). The text file is pure awesomeness, though. There is also a modified ENDOOM ansi screen -- 3/5||x|
|Anonymous||I've not played these maps, but the TXT file is just amazing. Love the random caps. And nothing suggests a huge e-penis like "RaGń.WAD - DńTHMCtH - 666 U DoN't KnoW THń PoWńR oF Thń DaRKSiŰń"...||x|
|Anonymous||The levels are dated May 1995. They aren't as entertaining as the readme. You can just picture the author, can't you? The levels are symmetrical circular arenas. They are filled with exploding barrels, which makes them almost unplayable. As deathmatch levels they are generic. Bloated up with superfluous sounds and music. And remember, "U CaN¨T DiSTRiBuTe ThiS WaD iN Any SiCK COunTRy who MAKeS oR TRy to MaKE NUcLEaR TEsT oR ToRTuRe PeOPLe", so there.||x|