Yo! What is that I see off in the distance? A huge fiery portal is opening up. Hordes of demons are pouring out, their huge hard cocks as hard as rocks. Ram Ranch is under siege, under lockdown! Big buff demons are gonna fuck Ram Ranch cowboy butts. It's up to you, the mighty Doomguy, to fuck the demons back into Hell with your massive Doomcock.|
Anyway, this is a short jokewad I made. Unlike other jokewads, I wanted this one to have actual gameplay instead of being something half-assed. You start off inside the titular Ram Ranch, fight your way through it, and then have a giant battle outside. You might say I put too much effort into what is basically a shitpost, but at least I enjoyed creating this.
And in case you're wondering, yes, there are exactly 18 imps in the showers at Ram Ranch. Or rather, that abstract room that's supposed to resemble a shower.
id Software, for obvious reasons. Grant MacDonald, for recording the original Ram Ranch song. Brent Stanley, for the Ram Ranch midi.|
New from scratch|
A few days|
GZDoom Builder, SLADE3, WhackEd4|
*In Chocolate/Vanilla, there is a slime trail in the showers at Ram Ranch.|
*In Chocolate/Vanilla, there is a hall of mirrors effect if you go to the northern or southern end of the outdoor area and look in the opposite direction.
*In Chocolate/Vanilla, if there are too many sprites on screen, then some will disappear/reappear at random.