Damn, I love this contest. You guys have been putting in some great entries. It's really quite fun. Some are funny, and some are just so true. And since no one is exactly sure what I want, they all put their own little twist into it. Well, as soon as I get off my lazy ass and get the official page up and stuff you'll see everything. Until then, send in your piece to email@example.com. And if you haven't entered yet, why not? It's FREE dammit!