FAG News.com features an exclusive review of the full version of DOOM (III). Driven by the kind of investigation crisis only top journalists are capable of, Ozone went down to his local pawnshop to see if they had a brand new copy of this yet unreleased game:
And sure enough, sitting in an old carboard box with atleast 3 inches of dust and other unexplained substances smeared upon it, I lifted it from it's grave. I couldn't believe my luck, for I had just scored the brand new "Doom" game for only 2 Afghani dollars.
Derek "AliceChain" Braun was kind enough to share this outstanding exclusivity with us. Laughing is healthy.