Retro Gallery

I don't know why, but I want to play that so bad!

...I know why! I'm feeling nostalgic, so lemme also head on over to the T.V. and turn it on, hoping for ALF reruns. Or maybe a good sex scandal... or maybe a black former athlete will go bonkers, kill Miss Cleo, and lead police on a slow-speed chase in as he pushes his broken-down ol' beater along the highway... I need beer.

<resumes drinking>

Ahhhh...

"or maybe a black former athlete will go bonkers, kill Miss Cleo, and lead police on a slow-speed chase in as he pushes his broken-down ol' beater along the highway..."

Don't talk about my mom like that...

So is she the black former athlete, Miss Cleo, the police, or the broken-down ol' beater?

And I need a beer MORE, dammit MORE! Something heavier would be nice though.

Miss Cleo.