The Plot Thickens

This is just starting to look like Julian's on crack.

shush :P

the cows are invading! quick! everyone to shelter!

This letter looks like it was written by a 27-year-old guy, not an old woman.

"she" sounded rather distraught ... what with those misspellings and all

saving private flynn.

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Somehow, I just cannot visualize an old woman saying "Pah!"

Pfffft THEY do not care who dies, they even blame Me for the Cydonia attack

The magnetic activity on Deimos was metered and its polarity and wavelength tested. It was initially not expected to have any effect on electronic equipment. A slight reduction in optic network performance was the most that was projected. Projections indicated a 0% chance of life-support failures, such as door malfunction.

We are still unable to locate the source of the magnetic activity. If we are able find it and to quantify its potential output we should be able to predict and prevent further incidents and possibly even shield our equipment.

Whoever wrote this seems to be trying to make it sound like some cranky old woman who doesn't speak English very well, because she's from the 'old country.' Of course, they neglected to realize that this kind of person doesn't write exactly how they speak. I'm not sure I could have done a better job.

I have a sinking suspicion that this is one of those retarded 'internet mysteries' that we're supposed to care about or unravel. If so, then PAH to id.

I hold Doomworld in high regard for bringing me the facts about happenings in the Doom community. You guys are a news site, bring me news.

Anyone who would like to buy into this or follow it is welcome - and I don't mind it being posted here - but please be professional about what you "verify for authenticity" and such. Just tell it as it is.

Flynn died? I thought he was in charge of the portal room, not outside with the other 43 people. Why are they talking about diciplining him if he's dead?